So strawberries started to grow in my parents' garden. But we realized some of them keep dissapearing. We suspect it might be the neighbour little cunt bitch that's also always tresspasing on our property(mainly because we never tell her it's wrong to be there and her paretns don't seem to give a shit).
How do we keep away whoever is doing it?
>>17191996
Get a big dog that barks alot and is scary. I'd advice a German shepherd. They're protective of there masters and territory. I had a problem with neighbours swinging on my fence. Not anymore.
plot a little sign in front of the strawberries saying please stop taking them *insert neighbour's name*
>>17192005
It's sort of a small plot of land and we live in a urban place without fences so a dog would have to be on a leash but it's just too much work
fucking strawberry whores.
>>17191996
It's probably squirrels, birds, or rabbits you paranoid fuck.
>>17192006
OP this is a winner right here- won't harm anyone to put up a notice that will most likely be read by the little bitch who's taking them.
At the bottom write: "Stealing is wrong! :)"
If she continues, set up a little camera when you know a few have just grown ripe and catch her in the act.
Assert dominance, dick her ass well.
>>17192262
This
>>17191996
Inject a few with laxatives
>>17191996
Fill a super soaker with pee (water works too wimp) and wait
It's honestly more likely to be animals. That happens a lot with gardens.
The way to make sure is to cover them up with a wire mesh, readily available at a garden store. Secure it to the ground with stakes and make sure it covers the top.
If they disappear even once covered, then it's a human.
>>17192057
You know, we haven't looked at our strawberry plants for like, ten seconds?
Yeah, you're right.
Hey, what the FUCK
>>17191996
I have a fig tree in my front yard. I noticed a lot of them were going missing. I though it was squirrels or something. I didn't see any droppings, no remains of the figs. One day I was staring out my front window. I see mexican filling her shopping bag with figs from tree. I went out there and shooed her away. I don't mind if someone takes a handful, just don't be greedy.
Set up a camera or do your own recon.
Probably raccoons
>>17191996
Give her the dick
rat poison...that'll teach him
