What's the longest lie you've kept? I've heard of people spending years weaving lies over eachother to keep themselves concealed
I somehow convinced everyone throughout high school and college that I have a twelve-inch dick.
>>17176530
So what you're saying is that you haven't lost your virginity
>>17176540
Bazinga
>>17176525
I've had people convinced I dated a dozen girls before my current (and first) girlfriend for five years. I have stories and anecdotes for all of them and a complete timeline I've dedicated to memory. We started dating when I was twenty three, she asked early on how many girls I've dated and I panicked. Now my friends and family are all convinced about the existence of a dozen girls they never met.
>>17176540
No one on 4chan has had sex, you're all lying and trying to make me feel bad.
>>17176525
Well the longest secret that wasn't a direct lie I keep was the fact I was sexually abused away by a family away from other members of the family. They found out and it blew up and almost destroyed my family but since I was going in and out of psych wards at the time. I saved some the family dynamics by lying and saying I was never sexually abused and that I made it up because I am mental ill. They believe this and we are a family again and its not so bad since I only see my abuser on Christmas. I don't plan on every saying I was sexually abused again so I'll take the lie to my grave but I did have some select few words with my abuser in private and we don't even speak unless we are in front of other family members.
Sometimes you have to fight your battles wisely. My family choose my abuser over me and left me homeless so I'd rather have a family then harp on the past.
>>17176555
No I have really had sex but it was with a 53 year old whore with no teeth and we did crack and meth together so you that is actually pretty accurate. We haven't had any sex you'd want so.
>>17176553
Lmao I've always had to try to keep up the "Oh only a few" lie.
>>17176562
damn dude
>>17176562
Why would you choose that family? Don't be homeless, but leave them from your life as soon as you can. Surround yourself with good, caring people
>>17176567
No one will ever care about you as much as your parents, siblings and your spouse. My parents aren't bad people they are just in denial and I've learned that there isn't much to be gained in the truth. Eventually they might piece it together when and if this person abuses someone else but I am done with it. I would testify under oath that I was not sexual abused at this point. I have learned to see things though other peoples eyes and it would hurt my family more for them to accept what happened to me then it hurts me to just forget the past and move on. The abuse doesn't even bother me, its build my character and has no doubt had an effect but I don't dwell on it.
>>17176525
I live with my girlfriend of 6 years and we have an open relationship. I've been dating another girl for 2 years but she doesn't know I have a serious girlfriend. She loves me and I'm starting to think I love her too, but even if I wanted to date her exclusively she's bound to find out eventually and then I'm fucked.
>>17176525
I have the bad habit of forgetting if I'm telling a lie or not and then I forget and kinda think it's true... Plus I laugh too much if I try to lie I feel like I'm telling a joke. I'm not sure if it's considered a lie if you forgot the truth.
I lie to everybody all the time about everything anywhere at any time
Coworkers think I've got a social life, girlfriend, tons of friends, and I make up entertaining stories to tell friends and family about anything and everything
I don't think I've had a single conversation with another person without lying at least twice in the last 10 years and, oddly enough, it's hugely helped my self esteem and boosted my place in social circles. People think I'm funny and interesting and I'm making friends more easilly than I ever did before.
Lying is the best thing you can do for yourself I think
>>17176525
my wedding vows
>>17176525
I lie to myself and everyone else that I like being alone.
>>17176584
>Eventually they might piece it together when and if this person abuses someone else
This is unacceptable in my opinion. I'm fine with suffering in silence (i do it often) but if anyone else's well-being is at stake, my view is that there you have a moral duty to prevent that harm.
>>17176740
>This is unacceptable in my opinion. I'm fine with suffering in silence (i do it often) but if anyone else's well-being is at stake, my view is that there you have a moral duty to prevent that harm.
The whole reason I came forward was for this reason and I lose everything I had and was homeless for two years because of it. I finally got an apartment but the damage to my life has be done. I agree with you but I also believe you have to put your own well being before that of others. I tried your way and it didn't work so I did my part to prevent further abuse so I don't hold myself accountable.
Longest lie i ever told was teling people i'm fine when i'm not.
>>17176951
Same boat, pal. I like to think it relates to the "fake it til you make it" motto but I also think this motto is bullshit.
>>17176829
>so I don't hold myself accountable
Is there anything you hold yourself accountable for?
Just because your family wants to sweep that shit under the door doesn't make it the right thing to do and if you have an apartment then why you need your family? Your just as fucked in the head as the person who sexually abused you.
>>17176525
>What's the longest lie you've kept?
"I love you"
>>17177038
Why?
i've been repressing gender dysphoria for the last 20 years, never said a word or acted
right now i can feel my sanity slipping every single day
>>17177040
Because I wanted to marry her, so it was fitting to make myself believe it
I have a cheating/adultery fetish. NOT a cuckold fetish, kinda the opposite, really. I'm not submissive or into humiliation at all -- the thought of cheating on my girlfriend / being the guy some girl cheats with is super fucking hot to me. I have kept this from every single girlfriend I've ever had, so that's over a decade of obsessively clearing my browser history and lying every time a partner innocently asks if I have any fantasies she doesn't know about.
I have no plans to act on this fetish, to be clear, because however hot I might secretly find it, I never want to betray my fiance like that. I can obviously never tell her, because can you imagine if your partner told you that their single biggest turn-on was the idea of cheating on you, "but don't worry, sweetie, I promise I'll never act on it"? I wouldn't trust myself in her position either.
>>17177050
Why would you marry a person you don't love ? Out of money ?
>>17176634
Even on resumes, Job interviews and shit?
Because I need to get an opening, but I NEED to know how to lie.
>>17176951
>>17176994
Same but ll keep on banging my head against the wall until one or the other breaks
If i can't bottle it up ill snap and become more and more used to that amount of shit on my back
God speed guys
>>17177080
She was loyal. I haven't met another loyal woman be fire or since. I wish I had married her.
That I'm ok.
>>17176616
The fuck are these people
>>17177349
True that. Loyalty is the rarest virtue you can find in a woman. Shame the only one who was interested in me i found was straight up the evilest woman I ever have known.
>>17176525
There are two.
1 is my history. Not even my closest family know the truth about that.
2 about myself.
Both are the longest standing lines I have running and I honestly can't remember which is older. Yeah I do frequently reinforce the lies and keep a stable (fake) timeline about it all. Its not really that hard if you remember to memorize a timeline and the lying backwards.
To date there has never been a person who figured out my true past and only one who figured me out.
>>17176525
>What's the longest lie you've kept?
i don't know. i don't keep track of them. the farthest back i can remember is i pretended i saw a cat or something when someone asked me why I was spacing out. that must have been eight or nine years ago.
i lie a lot, often for no reason, and don't mind keeping them up forever. i'm good at it.
>>17176634
Trust me, they know.
>>17176525
The more people you know (and especially the more diverse these people are in terms of their friends/careers/preferences...etc) the much harder it is to keep a lie going long-term.
Late into high school I realized that I didn't really have a personality and that I just kind of copied the people around me. I didn't and still don't personally care about acting like that as, to this day, I still don't really have an opinion on music or movies or cars or shit and I'm going to kill myself before the years out, but my point is that I found myself in quite a pickle throughout those years because I was a different person to everyone which meant that I tailored my lies to each person/group.
sometimes these groups/people would mesh and my lies would loose their integrity, but fortunately, due to how anxious and unsure everyone seemed at my high school, these different groups rarely ever meshed and seldom on a personal level.
I've carried lies about my family (first my parents fought, then they divorced and then daddy started beating me) throughout my school career and often still lie about them to this day. I lie about my tastes in music & film almost every other day, I lie about what I do with my time, about what interests me and, now that I think about it, I'm almost never genuine in my speech.
I'm just making small talk until I can leave.
>>17176525
That I'm mentally stable. I could do this for another 10 years but that'll just take me to a dark place.
>>17176553
Wow same here. I made up girls I slept with between the real ones. Some that are long ago I sometimes forget which ones are real and aren't, because I've added so much detail to some stories. Pretty crazy actually.
Also I used to have a LDR (a girl I saw maybe every 1-2 months) for two years straight nobody knew about, not even my roommates. Acted single and hooked up with girls also during this time. I still feel pretty bad about it, and when I broke up I told her I was moving abroad which again wasn't true.
>>17178078
This honestly seems like the kind of shit I'd do; sometimes it's just easier to pump out a lie than give the truth.
>>17177349
Kek
>>17178091
Yeah I think I might be a pathological liar. I sometimes lie about stuff that doesn't even matter, and I don't know why. I've tried to do some introspection and think it's because either I don't want people to really know me or want to present an image of a different me.
>>17178078
>sometimes forget which ones are real and aren't
I totally get that, a while back I was stressing about my previous relationships once. After an hour I had to remind myself that they had never happened.
>>17178124
I sometimes give people a fake name/credentials and even go so far as to use an accent.
I haven't been doing the accents nearly as much as I used to because of how cringy it made me feel.
>>17178186
I only use a fake name when drunk and outside my city. Always the same name though. Btw this person I pretend to be has a bit of a different background and job ofc.
Accent kek how do you not get called out?
>>17178257
I'm white so there are plenty of accents I can use without seeming weird (seriously, there are literally dozens of dialects across English speaking countries alone).
I'm also fairly good at it. If I can hear the way something is pronounced, I can recreate it pretty damn easily, It's just about the only thing I'm good at.It's fun too, especially when people ask me where I'm from and I get to make up a neat little story for them. I always try to let people speak as much as possible before I speak so I can get a feel for what they're like/about so I try to never use an accent that is similar to the person I'm speaking to. Only ever been in a jam a handful of times wherein I say something like "I'm from London" and the other person would say "Me too, where abouts are you from?". In these situations, I usually follow up with "I know my family used to live south of Clifton, but we moved to South Africa/New Zealand when I was four." It takes very little geo-political research and I'm yet to meet anyone who inquired further after that.
>>17176555
I must've had sex at least three times. I've got three kids.
>>17176525
You managed to convince everyone that the girl in your pick was naked
>>17177013
This. Also why the fuck give even two shits about parents whose DUTY it is to protect their dearest own offspring. I don't even fucking care if it was their own fucking parents, your own kids need to come first.
>>17178392
goddamit, you're right.
I assume I won't see the people from my university anywhere outside of it and I don't plan on making friends with anyone there. So I lie about my job to everyone, I make up some random job. It's better than telling them about my shitty job and having them being all condescending and treating me like I'm below them in the evolutionary scale (has happened before). I also lie about past relationships. I make up stuff to seem cool. I don't really see any problem with this to be honest, what's the point of not lying if it's just gonna make you sound or look like an idiot in front of people who don't deserve to have that power over you?
That I'm okay while I'm not.
I'm gay. When I was 13 I met an internet friend I really liked on a forum. The problem was, he was straight. So I created a new account where I pretended to be a girl and cultivated a friendship between him and my girl account. I also made the girl account be friends with my real account so we could have a little circle of friends and I could e-date him as the girl while still talking to him on my original account as me. We never actually e-dated, though. I was just friends with him as two different people, but it was satisfying because he related to the personas in different ways and I got to see different sides of him as each. I kept it up for five years, never revealing the truth or conspicuously messing up, and my female persona and I looked like we were genuinely good friends with each other to everyone on the forum too. Of course, we added each other on various IM clients over the years; I made accounts for both of them and used two laptops so they could be online at the same time. I had a bunch of conversations where I talked to him as both people at the same time. I eventually realized that this was lame and used my girl accounts less and less until it was just me talking to him again. He and I are still friends and he still doesn't know the truth; sometimes we reminisce about the good old days and wonder what ever happened to "Jen."
Well, once I have overheard probably some private phone converstation between mrs. Rowling and propably someone from the movie production staff, and she told him about Dumbledore's death. It was a long time before even the book came out. At first I told about it to my sister, but did not tell her about that poor oldman's fate. After a few day torture, I lied to her about what I had been hearing that day. I told her that "Harry will save Dumbledore from death in the crucial moment". Well, he failed of course, but now she treats me like a liar. Well I am, but not as she thinks...
Longest lie i told was to she'll be different from the others; she won't abandon you... The person i told this to was myself.
>>17176525
Never told friends that my parents aren't together anymore, though they still remain friends. Also my father is >10 years older than other parents of people in the same age with me, I dragged these through primary and middle school, not a great deal in the end
>>17176525
I am a shameful cigarette smoker and lie to most people about my addiction.
Especially my coworkers because they are all uppity 30 year old white women who think it's gross.
I keep a hygienic kit to wash the smell away. It includes mouth wash, hand sanitizer, a variety of perfumes, etc. Or I take my layers of clothes off while I smoke, wash up, then re-layer my clothing.
If anyone ever gets close to finding out, I pass the blame and say I live with smokers or my dad who smokes borrows my car occasionally and always smokes in it.
I'm not necessarily "ashamed" despite calling myself a shameful smoker, it just generally would make me seem less professional at work to my colleagues considering I am a young female. And I hate being pestered about it.
I don't lie so much as omit things, or say something that will be true or was true at some point. Every guy I date I say I've only been with 5 men. I'm in double digits actually. I've also cheated on guys, and while I was with one I did some paid porn and he never found out. But that's not a lie so much as just neglecting to tell him. Or people ask if I did x, I say yeah, and then I do x later. Shit like that.
The fact that I lost a 1500e airplane to the Bermuda. It was for a voluntary research expedition. My parents paid. They'd kill me if they'd ever find out (travelling mates fortunately paid the new ticket for me and I paid back in terms. Bumped my student debt )
Me, and some friends, tricked another friend into believing i made a porn film. i dont really know why but my one of my friends thought it would be funny to make up the lie, i went along with it, and now it has been going on for about 5 years. the friend who we tricked is engaged and has a kid, and he still believes us. good times.
>>17178580
What the holy fuck in the whole wide world did I read just now....
>>17178820
That's just weird
>>17176525
I didn't lose my virginity until I was 22, but tell people I lost it in high school to an ex (the ex part being true; we just never fucked)
Right now I'm dealing with a lie I told my family a year ago about having earned my BA degree. In truth, I couldn't afford university because my FA kept falling through, so I secretly went back to Community College and earned my AA instead.
Meanwhile my friends think I'm still at university, and keep asking when I'll graduate. when again, I haven't been at university for 2 years.
I think it's gonna come crashing down on me in a few weeks though.
What if your entire life had been a lie and you had to make up another one to cope with the pain?
>>17178580
shit son
>>17177349
i'm curious. did you then fall in love with her?
>>17178601
haha. I like it
>>17178869
it is weird desu but its one of them lies that have went on for too long. its too late. its going to be a legend passed down in his family.
>>17178580
You should be a writer
Jesus
>>17176658
ouch!
Took a really huge shit once, now my farts aren't the same anymore.
>>17176525
I told my ex that I loved her for 3 years, we were together for 5, I kept quiet because she would get depressed.
In the end I broke it off before I actually went through with proposing to her.
When I was a 15 years old virgin me and my mates got some cheap whores (yeah, that's a thing 15 yo kids do where I live). Being nervous and having spaghetti falling out of my pockets I couldn't get a boner so she pretty much stood there wanking my limp dick. Obviously, I couldn't let my mates know about that so I asked her not to mention it, she laughed and said "sure, as long as you pay". I told everyone I lost my virginity and fucked her brains out and kept that lie ever since. I don't even know why, no one would care now, but if it ever comes up in a discussion I'll keep saying that I lost my virginity to a cheap prostitute. That's what my girlfriend of 4 years, the one I actually lost my virginity to believes as well. Maybe I'll tell her someday.
At least I never went anywhere near a whore since then and I don't ever plan to either. I'm 21 now.
>>17179131
Why would that be something you want people to believe. That is hilarious holy shieeet. Your gf don't know you batshit crazy yet, even more funny
>>17179155
It's not really that I want people to believe that, I just couldn't admit that I was unable to get a boner and fuck a slut I paid for so I lied to all my friends. Now, even though I don't care about that anymore it would be pretty fucking awkward to explain that I've been lying for over 5 years about this. I've kept up with this lie for so long and was so convincing that sometimes I actually believe I lost my virginity to a cheap slut. I don't even see it as a lie anymore, not really.
>>17179131
What country?
My friends did that too; i didn't because i find it disgusting.
Still a virgin though.
I have been homeless for a year now.
No one knows i live out of my car.
I break into peoples homes when they are on vacation and put my stuff in there. I'm never with a girl for more than a month before i disappear and move to another city.
all my family think im a successful business man who's always traveling.
This is the 3rd car ive stolen.
>>17179416
Damn, I lived the homeless life for awhile. Crazy what you gotta do to live.
Really, I'd prefer that fight for survival and just breaking even over the monotonous loneliness and battling with depression I have now. Felt like I at least had a purpose then.
On topic, I'm a compulsive liar. I weave lies like nobody's business and only occasionally do I fuck up. I try to convince myself I'm an honest person and sometimes I even manage to believe my own lies. I've kept many lies (much like the homeless post I responded to). Everyone makes up stories to make themselves seem more interesting, but at this point I must be the most interesting man in the world.
I met my boyfriend online when I was underaged (17), so I lied and said I was 2 years older than I really am. I never had the intention of dating him but we ended up in the same city and somehow fell in love. 4 years of dating and living together, still don't have the balls to tell him. It doesn't really come up much, though. I've replayed several potential confession scenarios in my head but I always chicken out.
Other than that I don't lie about anything else. Consequence of being a stupid teenager on the internet.
>>17178977
For as long as I live, I'll never quite understand my feelings for her. I suppose I did grow to love her, but I never really felt any passion or urge to be romantic. After we split up, I didn't feel jealous when she started dating other guys, and I missed the comradery more than anything romantic. I did my best to treat her well, but she felt like a friend more than anything else. Damn good friend, though, and I still miss her sometimes.
>>17179468
that's not really worth keeping from him, you should just tell him so it doesn't hang on you anymore
My girlfriend doesn't know that 5 years ago i was kicked out of school for a semester. I just told her i took it off. I got back in and graduated... But now so much time has passed I think if i bring it up she'll just get passed and lose trust in me
The lie that I'm actually stable money-wise towards my parents. That I could pay off my car if I wanted to with my savings while I have no savings at all because I blew my cash when I was suicidal which my parents also don't know. I also hate the garages they recommended because they are narrow as fuck and making me call there after I scratched bot sides of my car at the previous garage they talked me into makes me less want a garage unless its 10 metres wide.
>>17176530
Kyle what the fuck
>>17179468
>he hasnt checked your ID
>he hasnt done with or been with you on anything where your DoB is required, such as a bar
>been dating/living together for 4 years
either A) you're lying
B) he's an idiot
C) he knows and hasn't said, and doesn't care
or D) he knows, hasn't said, and cares and knows you lied to him
>>17176584
>No one will ever love you as much as your parents, siblings and spouse
Yeah, OK, definitely true in EVERY situation.
>>17178580
That's actually pretty sweet, it's nice that you two are still close friends.
When I was 12 I made a myspace page, and after a while I realized how easy it would be to make fake accounts on it - which on AIM (yes, in AOL chat rooms) I would pretend to be different people etc - so I started making fake accounts of emo guys on Myspace. I had around 6 different accounts, which were all connected to each other. Oh man it was a huge mess, I had so many lies within that group, so much drama I created just for fun. I can't even count how many girls I e-dated, I had two to three girls I actually edated off and on for four years. They know the truth now, and I even still talk to one of them.
Really this is the tip of the iceberg of that lie though, I convinced these girls I was in the mafia and shit. I just recently told one of the last girls I had trolled that I was fake - so I had kept up at least one persona for 10 years.
>>17176525
that i saw paul giamatti while in new york in 2008
i did not see paul giamatti in new york in 2008
My parents think I've been married for the last 4 years, and have been trying but as yet unable to pop out a kid.
>>17178580
>>17178852
>>17178995
Yep I feel ya. I've been doing similar shit for years now, only recently gave up when i was in my mid 20's because ironically people IRL liked me and i ended up with some gf's.
I made up fake accounts, names, fake "friends" i used multiple laptops or multiple instances of messaging programs frequently. Im not sure why, since i wasn't gay like your situation, i was more just bored, and curious to see what i could get away with.
The low point was when some wealthy older men were offering to buy stuff for 1 or 2 of my "poor" "girl" accounts. I felt sorry for the guys, that were so lonely, that they'd believe it with no proof, and worse knowing they had lots of money but were still lonely (been broke my whole life, eating cans of beans and stuff, but generally still happy).
One thing i found intriguing from my experiment is learning how women are treated online, its actually really addictive to be a girl for a while (assuming you're skilled at lying online) since everyone will help you and talk to you all the time. Name it, its yours. Tech support, help finding songs or movies that are rare, ANY sexual fantasy, no matter how crazy, free stuff in games or help on how to do stuff, or even just talk about life. I almost miss it now, but oh well, i'm old, and i guess i grew out of it.
>>17176525
I lied about still being in love with my first love during our four year relationship from 19 to 21, i knew we were not actually compatible anymore and stayed for the sex and companionship instead.
Karma came for me though i gained weight im still trying to lose, lost my chances with a girl i legitimately cared about and lost nearly all my friends due to them diving too deep into drugs and to top it all off my education and work experience is a sad heap.
Im just barely breaking through basic classes that my friends finished 2 years ago and no one wants to hire the guy that hasn't had a job in a year. I know others have had a worse time with trying to transition into adulthood but knowing i wasted 3 entire years of my life has left me extremely depressed and feeling like i tripped at the starting line.
>>17177041
A relative of mine likely did this for 40, so there's that.
>>17176555
im 18 and have had sex prolly like 50 times w 6 diff partners
I graduated with a degree in English Literature but have been working working in at an engineering firm for the past 2 years by lying on my resume and picking stuff up while working. If I ever did get canned (unthinkable since I'm more competent now than a lot of the goons I work with) I already have some decent experience.
I anonymously cyberbullied a girl into attempting suicide on a social media website that I still swear I have never used. (I made a few mocking posts about her and other people let it spiral out of control. I was actually pretty disturbed by how quickly it happened.)
They never found the person responsible, and to this day, nobody knows it was me. For all they know, I don't know much about the case and have even visited the site, let alone made an account on it. I even ended up being a sympathetic friend to my victim for a while, maybe because I felt bad about not being able to control the monster I had unleashed.
>>17181515
I lost my virginity to 3 girls when I was 12, get on my level
>>17176525
going on 16 years
>i am born of the human race
>i am not one of the human race
>>17176525
I grew up in the urban sprawl when I really grew up in the suburbs.
The biggest lie I have kept concealed was the fact that I had tripped on Lucy while my gf was in Florida over two years ago. I went through a huge ordeal and stayed awake for 5 days and nights hardly eating anything thinking that I was the pope. I couldn't explain anything that was on my mind and somehow I decided it would be a great idea to call her in pope mode and break up with her. She never knew where any of it came from. I know now that I did what I had to to get away from her for she was slowly poisoning me with her nature and twisted way of being. (BPD). She still doesn't know exactly what happened. Except I told her on the beach in California "I was tripping when I broke up with you" She played it off of course and acted like she didn't hear me. Lies spun upon lies. Learned it from her the black widow.
>>17183798
Poem I wrote about it.
A Schizo Aff met a BPD
And for a moment in time
Shared the world with each other
Neither talked about their illness
They just knew it was a part of them
No labels just love
Both had their problems
Her with the cutting and suicide attempts
Him with the pot and lucy
Both changing into someone
The other didn’t recognize
One day the stress
Became too much for the Schizo Aff
And he had a breakdown, a hospitalization,
Had the world flip on his head
So he threw up walls and
Never uttered a word to his partner in crime
He just cut it off sharply
And quickly to lessen the blood flow.
The BPD never knew why or
Received an explanation so
To the grave she will carry the resentment
Once lovers, they became strangers
Dancing around each other
Until the day they die.
>>17182673
>>17177673
Is the truth about yourself that you are usually the nicest person you will ever meet, but then you turn into a twisted fucking psychopath?
>>17176658
Cold as dry ice.
>>17183798
>>17183822
what the fuck is lucy you faggot
can't you call it by its real name
told the gf i consistently had thoughts of physically hurting her and having a desire to hurt animals when we argued to both shut her up and to try and get her to leave me
>>17179416
>>17184053
lmao
>>17176525
>Be me
>16 year old sperg
>totally in love with a 15 year old girl who barely knows I exist
>shes dating some dude-bro that used to beat the shit out of be
>at a party on night
>they're both there
>everyone is drinking
>night winds down and her and the bf get into a big fight
>both been drinking a lot
>its her best friends house so she goes to sleep on a spare room being drunk and all
>dude-bro bf bitches about her for a while and leaves
>me and a few other people crash in the living room since we figure staying out all night is more excusable than coming home drunk
>saturday morning
>I'm the first one awake in the house
>go to spare bedroom
>see girl of my dreams passed out in her underwear
>lightbulb
>go to the parent's room and find a condom in the drawers
>go back to spare bedroom and pull off my dream girl's panties
>open condom and throw it in the bed
>sneak out
>about an hour later i hear screaming and crying
>run up
>"WHATS HAPPENING?!"
>she's holding her panties on the floor in the corner and crying
>I look at the bed like I figure out what happened
>I help her get dressed and convince her to go too the police
>walk here there and I mention to the cops that her and her bf had a MAJOR fight last nigh
>her bf gets arrested
>girl of my dreams leans on me for support
>about a year later we start to date
>together though all of high school
We later went to different colleges but always stayed in a relationship.
Now we've been married about a year and a half and are about to have our first child.
So all-told this is a 15-year lie I got going and it worked out perfectly. Still love her and she loves me. We're pretty happy.
>>17176555
Have had multiple long term partners and have probably had sex at least a thousand times at this point. I'm 25 btw, having a big dick and being attractive helps. I've also been involved in the kink community forever- so, there's always people who want to fuck. You just gotta not be a fucking weirdo.
>>17177078
You could tell her, but you'd need to build up to it and reassure her that it's only fantasy. If you're planning on getting married- full communication is the best way to go about things. Who knows, maybe she'll indulge you.
>>17184074
Damn, that's a really good story. Glad things worked out for you.
You ever thought about telling her?
>>17184098
I have on occasion in our most hushed-tone, secret-telling convos but its been too long I think.
She actually came to regard that as the best thing that ever happened to her because "it led me to you", she says.
I can't honestly say I have ever loved another girl and it ended up that my first love is probably the person I'll be with the rest of my life. I have never lied to her about anything else and I've never even raised my voice to her when we do fight. It's just good and it works.
>>17184110
Best not to stir the pot then- maybe tell her when you guys are old as hell or something if you make it that far.
>>17184118
>>17184110
You listen here nigger, you take that lie with you to hell. You're happy now, no need to ever again
>>17184118
Yeah, I realized that if I'm gonna potentially ruin her life I should also do my best to make it a fulfilling and happy one.
>>17184130
Oh if theres a hell I'm definitely going there. Most people will probably end up there with a waaaay less satisfying life than I have so far anyway so why not?
>>17176563
Winston? Is that you?
>>17183822
Nice poem. I can relate, still in this relationship.
>>17176525
Sometimes the short ones hurt the worst anon.
For example;
>It gets better.
>Just wait, you'll find someone.
>You just need to be yourself.
>>17176525
That I'm a decent human being.
>>17182648
As someone with an English degree, how do you go about faking that?
I have had everyone convinced that I'm actually 6 years older than I am for about 9 years.
Including my girlfriend (that I've had for about a month, regardless she doesn't know.)
I've a couple:
1) I'm a 21 year old closeted gay guy. Only drunkenly told one friend. I'm also a virgin which I don't lie about it because I don't care. All of my friends like to hint around me about how accepting they are of gay people, but I just know that things will be different between us if I make it official.
But I know they'd accept me.
2) I've never told anyone about how I really feel at times.
3) For most of my school life (until graduation), I lied about my race. I'm half Filipino and half Caucasian. I told people I was half Hawaiian after everyone kept asking me if I was. I also have family in Hawaii so it really wasn't that hard. It's such a stupid lie but yeah.
4) My family was much poorer than I liked to let people know about. When I was younger I used to dread riding the school bus because the area that I live in is predominately upper middle class besides my family. I was made fun of once for wearing ratty clothes and that just made me really uncomfortable with my family's financial standing. I always felt guilty about it because my parents worked so hard to give what they could and I still feel just horrible about it today.
Yep that's pretty much it. Yeah. The worse thing I've ever done though was steal a penny from my Dad's bedside table because I didn't get anything from the tooth fairy. I put it back the next day because I felt so guilty.
To set up, back in middle school I was a beta fedora lord who played WoW after school as I had no actual friends except on WoW.
I lied to everyone that I was 21 when I was 12, and they believed me. My first "girlfriend" was on WoW and she thought I was actually a girl and a lesbian and I didn't have it in my middle schooler heart to tell her for a few months. Not about my age though, we stopped talking after that. Met another girl on WoW after that who I guess I dated for around 2ish years, until my freshman year of high school. Told her my age and that I was a boy though, and we'd text a lot while we were at school. We broke up, I regretted it, and have since then. In high school I dropped the fedora shit and actual had a good amount of friends and girls liked me. Dated three girls in total in high school and I was the first person two of them loved. I couldn't love them since I'd still been in love with a person I've never even met in person. Saying I loved them was a lie that everyone thinks was true. I'm in college studying finance now, and I've told people I just want to make money so my family would be proud of me. Really it's just because I want my name to show up somewhere that she might see it eventually.
I don't know why I've been unable to let her go. Thinking about this makes me cringe about myself.
I told my girlfriend (now wife) that I lost my virginity when I was 20, at college. It was actually with her, when I was 28.
This is a good coverup because I have subsequently cut all ties with everyone I knew from college.
I did go on a couple of dates with girls at college which was an achievement in and of itself but never lost the v-card, because I'm pretty fucking hopeless.
The longest is that I never really had a job. I just helped my uncle a few times in many, many years and lived with my family. Due to how old I am the idea of not having had a job before would sound outrageous to anyone I met, so I just said something like "oh I worked for my uncle at some factory under no contract".
When people ask how come I know how to speak english I just tell them that "I learned it for that particular job" but the truth is I just did it because I was interested.
>>17184074
I probably shouldn't be happy for you, but I am. Chadbro would've just pumped and dumped her anyway.
God bless to you two.
>>17184031
awww so cute and innocent. Never having done any drug or anything. Look it up gaywad.
>>17176616
How does one even keep a second gf secret?
>>17178630
Just quit then
>>17178580
>>17179468
Maddie, is that you????
I told my gf that I liked her haircut. The cut is hideous and it turns me off.
>>17184299
:/ that's really sad
I know that my long distance boyfriend of almost a year has a long term girlfriend that he now lives with. I've confronted him about it but he always lies and says he doesn't have anyone else and I pretend to believe because I am so desperately in love with him and he's my best friend. But the truth is I know she exists and now I think I have to break up with him because it's destroying me. I've known about it for almost 6 months and I've just kept dating a taken guy and I still love him.
>>17185835
Is it?
I've never told anyone so I'm surprised by your reaction.
One time, I was invited to a birthday party. I was perhaps 10 or 11. The boy who had the birthday party was fairly well off and so were the rest of the kids.
Me and my mom had spent the whole day looking for a gift he'd like and because my parents didn't have much, we made him a movie theatre based gift, so we could watch together. It was a card from blockbuster, some popcorn, some candy and a popcorn bin. I thought it was pretty cool.
But anyways, it was a pool party and I was in the bathroom switching out of my swimming trunks when I heard the boys start to open the presents.
The first one was mine and all I remember was a roar of laughter as kids asked "who got you that?" and other questions like that. I've never felt more embarrassed. I never got a thank you and I don't know if they know that I heard them but I remember that being pretty rough on my 10 year old self.
Not to mention the one time that another friend said that his parents wouldn't let him hang out with me because I looked too poor.
>>17176525
I got married roughly a year ago and no one knows. Not even my parents.
My wife and I plan on having ceremony soon though.
For the past 2 years I've been lying to my mother about my social life. She was really adamant about me making friends in college, but since I couldn't make any, I had to be keep her happy. So.I go to the movies by myself every Friday/Saturday and I tell her that I'm out with friends. Other times I'll spend the entire day at the library studying or writing and I'll tell her that I was out with friends. I don't think I've ever slipped up and she has no reason to believe I'm lying to her. Only problem she is almost definitely going to find out at graduation since she loves that type of stuff. I really don't know what to do. The only solution is to make friends, but I'm disgustingly ugly, have terrible social skills, and I'm terrified of rejection.
>>17187208
does your wife know?
anyways the reason I asked because every few months I tell an unspeakable lie I could not possibly be forgiven for to my parents and yeah, it does seem like everyone else has big huge lies in their life but they can still live from day to day
Didn't exactly mean for this to turn into a confession thread but I suppose that's what it is
Remember: it's not a lie, if YOU believe it!
I'm really disgusted by cheaters and I'm a monogamous kind of guy.
In reality I constantly cheat on every girlfriend if I can get away with it and have never come close to being caught because I'm very careful. None of my friends know, not one.
