PLEASE READ FULL THING AS THIS IS NOT A BREAK UP QUESTION
>Be me
>Have girlfriend for 2 1/2 years
>Girlfriend out of no where dumps me 3 weeks ago
>I'm still dealing with it, but starting to move on
ONTO REAL STORY
>GF's little sister and I used to talk GoT all the time
>It was a blast
>Tonight's episode... shit was cash
>I want to send her a text to talk about it
>OBVIOUSLY SUPER TABOO
THIS WOULD BE THE TEXT VERBATIM
>"It would be too taboo to talk Game of Thrones with you, wouldn’t it?"
>THIS IS IN NO WAY A SEXUAL ADVANCEMENT
MY ONE RESERVATION
>Want to try and get back with this girl eventually.
>Odds don't seem in my favor though...
MY QUESTIONS FOR YOU
>Based on reservation, how bad of an idea is this?
>What outcome could possibly be conceived from this that would be worse than my current standing with the little sister or my ex?
>IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE TEXT I'M CURRENTLY SENDING, WHAT SHOULD I SAY INSTEAD?
All suggestions are open and welcome.
>>17172892
Text her, about GoT like nothings changed
>>17172892
Her sister will probably think you're a dick if you stop talking to her all of a sudden. She'll think you were only friendly with her because you were porking her sister.
>>17172916
Do you think I should send the text above then?
>>17172931
I think you should kys.
>>17172901
So just straight up be like
>Dude that was an epic episode, right??
>>17172934
Come on man, this is /adv/ and I need advice.
>>17172935
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOLD THE DOOR
HOTHDOOR
HODOOR
HODOR
>>17172944
I actually considered texting "HOLD THE DOOR!", but I don't know if that's enough context given the circumstances.
>>17172947
Just text her you faggot
>>17172950
Okay, you've convinced me. I'm goign to text her. BUT A MAN MUST SAY THE RIGHT WORDS. What do I go with?
UPDATED TEXT:
>Dude that episode was so good. I don’t know if it’s taboo continuing our GoT talks, but I don’t care, that episode was soooo good.
>>17172954
>>Dude that episode was so good
JUST THIS
>>17172957
I want to just send that, but her and her sister are pretty close. I feel like if I just send the first part, it will come off as "hey choose me over your sister"
By acknowledging I'm breaking some social rules, I feel like she might lower some defenses and actually talk to me.
>>17172954
>Dude that episode was so good
only this. don't mention your taboo shit, save that for a later conversation
>>17172965
See my previous post:
>>17172964
Do you still think I should just send that first part?
>>17172964
You are overthinking it. No matter what you say she'll have already made up her mind. Just talk about GoT to test the waters, have some fucking subtlety man
>>17172969
Fair enough. Thanks for the advice broletariate.
>>17172976
I'll let you know if she responds before this thread dies.
>>17172983
Holy shit she responded, and we're just talking GoT. Thank you so much /adv/
>>17172892
You seem to LIKE the ALL CAPS when typing your STORY
IT IS REALLY HARD TO LOOK AT
>>17173010
what did she say?
>>17173273
just some stuff about how she wants to fuck Bran
>>17173276
that's.. weird. I wasn't expecting Bran to come up in a sexual way lol
>>17173276
This is not me
>>17173273
We just started talking About the episode. It flowed exactly like before. Nothing has changed and it makes me happy to know I didn't lose a friend.
