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How do I tell a girl to fuck off in a polite manner
2016-05-21 16:19:44 Post No. 17167376
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How do I tell a girl to fuck off in a polite manner
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2016-05-21 16:19:44
Post No. 17167376
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>go on a date yesterday with a girl I met on tinder
>the entire date was one of the most awkward, infuriating, and worst experiences of my life
>she was fatter than she looked in her picture
>just about everything that I did was wrong : for example I didn't walk "correctly" because I was slouching
>I'm too thin, after I've spent five years maintaining my weight after losing nearly 50 pounds
>she wants me to make sure I eat more
>but working out and getting fit are watses of time
>I talked in a monotone, which I wasn't even aware of
>I, apparently, should have come in a suit or I should have worn nicer clothes
>my job, in regulation which is ever chemist's wet dream, isn't good enough (I just graduated from university the other day)
>she wants me to start learning how to code and quit my job to work in NYC as a dev, which was exactly what I've tried to avoid my entire life, and to work at a bank.
>I'm a country bumpkin for living in the suburbs
>apparently I don't understand the finer things in life, like wine which I don't drink because my grandfather was an alcoholic and smoker.
>she insults my dad for being a blue collar worker and how its stupid
>she thinks my last name is from a store (to be fair she's not from the US)
>she then takes me and dresses me up, like I'm some kind boy toy, and spends time taking pictures. All the while talking about how I'm so handsome and a young professional.
>eventually she tells me about her ex
>proceed to run into her ex
>she tells me the next time we meet she wants me to be an aggressive cocky mother fucker who's a young professional looking for a job in the city (meaning quit the job I already have and like)
>the date ends with her giving me a kiss on the cheek and I dipped like a mother fucker after this
tl;dr
I had a really bad date yesterday and I need to tell the girl to fuck off but in a way that won't come off like I'm being an asshole. I will also say that some of the things she said was true.