How do I get a girlfriend
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How do I get a girlfriend
>>17165271
Become a human being.
>>17165271
By morphing back into Spiderman, not metamorphosing into Spoderman.
1. Get off of 4chan
Probably need to go back a few steps and learn how to make friends. Or even further back and learn how to talk to people.
If you're 25+, then it's kind of too late, at that point you're permanently playing catch up.
>>17165367
I'm 18
I have friends
Kissless virgin
Starting college in the fall
Help
Start lifting weights
>>17165400
Join a geek/nerd/anime club full of losers and be the best loser.
Though these days, geek chic is common, so you might be outclassed in your own hobby.
>>17165408
But I'm not a geek/nerd/, and I hate weeaboos
>>17165412
Kill yourself and never return
>>17165425
If I kill myself it is already implied I will never return, dumbass
>>17165412
It's the best you'll get, sorry. Sooner or later you have to realize your station in life.
>>17165444
no
pic relate it me
>>17165452
Haircut.
Basically keep that same hair "style" in the pic, but just get it cut a lot shorter. Not like buzz cut short but maybe half the length it is now, or in that pic.
And wipe that stupid look off your face, dude.
you don't want one.
>>17165699
Why not?
