How rerarded is this from 1 to 10
>be a straight acting gragantuan faggot
>have a thing for this trucker
>try to give him clues
>he is nice to me when we talk but generally he is grumpy
>havent explicitly offered him my ass
>he either doesnt have a clue or dont want
So here is my plan
>get his number from somewhere other than him
>tell him everything about me wanting his Deeee
>hopefully he will buttfuck me next time we meet
>and if he's not interested, i will pretend i didnt call him so i dont fet beaten down to a pulp
So what do you guys say? Or just give me any idea that is not as stupid
>>17157343
Why not just ask him, "Don't take this the wrong way, but are you interested in dudes or...?".
Y'know, find out first if he plays for that team.
>>17157347
He's scary. Not even kidding
>>17157343
1 being not at all retarded, 10 being pretty fucking stupid?
I'd say you're hovering somewhere around a 62.
Just ask him somewhere public. Be straight up about it and if he says no, no it is.
>>17157343
if he doesn't show up on your gaydar he isn't gay. I understand you believe you can snare/trick/convert any straight or dude but it isn't likely. Stop trying
>>17157360
I am pretty sure my gaydar is fucked up.
How do I know when its working?
>>17157362
... anyone?
>>17157362
When you're sucking his dick that'd be a sure sign
>>17157446
You forgot :^)
