what say to this? I wanna fuck her
>>17143332
Good night that conversation looks like boring and dull collided.
>How would you like to watch some Netflix with me inside you?
>>17143332
Ask her what show she watches. Lie to her and tell her you watch the same show. Tell her you both should meet at your place and watch the show together.
>>17143332
>Have you watched -insert movie she probably hasn't watched, something like Tremors, Akira, etc.-
If she replies she hasn't, say
>wanna watch it with me, then?
>>17143347
Oops, insert good* movie she hasn't watched, now is not the time to show to what kind of obscure shit you watch, another good suggestion is Willow.
did I do gud guize
>>17143365
You dumb ass. Find out what she watches, then just lie and say you watch it too.
>>17143365
Depends on her response, I've never watched Bates Motel so have no idea of its quality. Start your sentences with an uppercase letter so it's more professional looking, I think people that put effort into their texts usually care more (unless you're the type to actually talk in person, and almost never over text, in that case even better.)
>>17143332
what a boring girl. maybe find one that has actual hobbies/interests.. imagine how boring she must be in bed with that kind of answer..
>>17143371
I'll do that when she replies again. I've been taking to her less than a full day I's that too soon to ask to meet
>>17143365
>wants to fuck stranger
>mentions bates motel
holy shit u really cannot make this shit up. comedy gold!
>>17143371
If you do this you have to binge watch one or multiple seasons, that's a lot of work for sex.
>>17143365
Should have just said 'yeah let me come over and we can netflix and chill' call her cute and shit. You better get right to the chase or you'll lose your chance to fuck her
Hobbies
Watching tv
Thst girl must ve fun and intredasting as hell to be around
>>17143382
I think she was actually hinting at this, but didn't want to be the one to say it (to all saying she's just being boring.) I think she wants to sex you, OP.
>>17143389
you think so? I've never watched any of these shows so idk what to say. should I just ask if she wants to watch Netflix together or some shit? does that come off as desperate?
>>17143391
Dude everyone's watched Friends, she'll think you're weird if you haven't. Tell her you love Friends and you cried when Ross and Monica's kid came out retarded.
>>17143391
Maybe say something like
>I've never watched any of those, wanna grab a coffee and then maybe we can watch a few episodes together?
Usually people like introducing others into their interests, and this would also be a date
>>17143404
Lying isn't really a good basis for the start of a relationship, I've never watched Friends, it seemed boring (not OP)
>>17143404
does this sound omega
>>17143417
Sounds perfect, bro.
>>17143417
Ross and Monica!! Yes please send that please!!
>>17143421
revised.. does this sound better guys
now I wait.. she's 4 miles from where I am too
>>17143428
>the absolute madman
>>17143428
fug man you fell for a tricky dicky, ross and monica are siblings. You should have said that you loved bones and that she reminds you of dr brennan.
>>17143441
damn so you think she's gonna pick up on that and not be interested anymore?
>>17143448
probably not, people who watch friends aren't usually that bright. maybe she'll assume it was a typo or maybe she just doesn't even remember who monica is. either way you'll probably be safe if she's interested in you.
>>17143428
i really want to see how this unfolds
>>17143478
nothing yet
>>17143441
I don't recall the Ross/Rachel baby being a tard, but OP got lucky that he didn't include that. But hey, not just so stupid that he lies but also too stupid to use google to have any clue what he's lying about. She's probably going to assume he just used the wrong name.
>>17143448
You know what girls want, in general? To have fun and to feel like someone is in control and is taking care of things. Someone tells me all they do is sit around and watch Netflix and I'm gonna say "hey how about getting out of the house? There's some shit I want to check out, come with me."
You can offer to watch tv (i.e. put your D in her V) with her after.
>>17143428
I think she is actually on 4chan.
>>17143374
Most girls are boring as shit, that is why you have to plan activities and always tell them what you want. Tell her you want to watch some tv with her and see where things go. She automatically knows you want to fuck her. When the time comes, make a solid initiating move and she will let you.
>>17143478
does she sound non interested? I have money
>>17143512
She's just going to use you for a free meal.
>>17143512
what is special with this person that makes you want to have sex with them? They seem like a real loser from what we've seen. Their only hobby is netflix and they don't even have money to get a bite to eat?
>>17143518
she's kinda hot but that's it.. should I just ask to hangout or something instead of eat?
>>17143521
She will say no unless you give her a free meal. She just wants free shit like most women do
>>17143531
i said wanna watch netflix together lol im kinda just not giving a shit what i say at this point
You like fat girls? Cause that's a fat girl but I think you already know... Come on bro, raise your standards and don't fuck a fat girl. Don't be fooled by the fat girl titties because the rest is disgusting.
>>17143537
yea kinda.. and she said "where at? "
>>17143531
>r9k spotted
You thought you could hide, did you? Don't listen to this guy, OP, you'll become jaded and bitter like him.
Same with me...wanna come over and watch Netflix with me in my room? We could game too.
>ive used this all through college. If the girl is attrscted to you she will come. When those lights go dark and you are laying in bed watching netflix you are guaranteed to get 'something'.
Good luck.
>>17143391
>Has never watched Friends, Bones or CSI
Man, and I thought I lived under a rock
if u loved Friends you'd know it was ROSS AND RACHEL
i hope she realized this and that you're a fake fan caught in a lie just to fuck a fattie
Why do people have to overthink such basic conversation? When you do meet her in real will you be posting here asking what to say?
>>17143531
> She just wants free shit like most women do
Lol how much of a penny pincher do you have to be to think that women just wanna use you for free meals? Well OP wants to get laid so he has ulterior motives too, I could just as well say he just wants free sex like most men but then that'd sound off your fedora alarm.
>>17143540
Some broke (or cheap ass) girl wants to know where you're going to take her before she'll go out with you?
This has "loser whore" written all over it.
>I pretty much watch Netflix all the time.
What every grill has for a "hobby" now a days.
the new breeding grounds is on the couch. can't wait when the next generation of ids are told by their parents what show pretty much created them. "the reason you're a complete autist, son, is because i impregnated your mother while we binge-watched spongebob squarepants"
>>17143376
Yes. I'd give it a few days of casual talking and then ask her if she wants to hang out sometime. I recommend talking to several girls at once if you can.
>>17143531
>Implying you don't have to make any type of sacrifice when trying to court women
