so i'm a 20 yo virgin and i really wanna get fucked. how do i find guys that'll want to have sex with me?
>>17132001
grinder.
>>17132005
i'm a girl
Hmm your a girl u asked you'll probably get fucked I'm a male who is a 20 year old virgin you'll have better luck than me
>>17132010
then completely drop your standards and let any faggot have his way with you
>>17132010
Unless you are fat, anywhere.
Find some beta
>>17132019
how do i go about asking someone for sex? it can't be as easy as just coming out and saying it. can it?
>>17132018
>>17132001
Look OP, i imagine you aren't the best looking gal or maybe you have shitty self esteem and look decent to most. Getting laid as a chick is easy, you literally just have to go out and be direct with random men. Make it clear there are no strings attached, use protection, and let him bang you in the nearest convenient area.
literally drop most of your standards, be straightforward and it'll happen.
>>17132029
just go up to the dude when he's alone, if he doesn't look too tired or like a serial rapist, say "hey, do you want to go somewhere private?"
then you know what to do from there you fuckin weeb.
>>17132001
A picture would really help along this conversation.
But as the guestion stands getting laid as a chick is simple. It really is true that men are blumbering idiots when it comes to sex and will take anything, especially if its easy.
>>17132041
my type is a short tall blonde brunette dark haired redhead between 18 and 60 and within 110 mile driving distance from my house.
but I'm flexible.
>>17132019
What the hell do you mean "unless you are fat?" Are you implying that the answer for fat girls isn't also "anywhere?"
>>17132029
ask someone if they want to come over and watch some netflix. or ask them if they have netflix and do they want to watch a movie. 7/10 times if they say yes it'll lead to sex.
>>17132034
thanks anon, i will try
>>17132001
Given that you are not old enough to drink in my country (I don't know why I assume you are American) and can't just go to a bar and settle for the least horrible person who approaches you, I would say that you should talk to people who do the social or recreational things you do. Even online--do you participate in discussions of the animus and mangoes in various fora (the images lead me to assume so)? Guaranteed that any males you chat with have limited access to the sex and will eagerly do you if given the opportunity. May not be worth it, but it'll be a thing.
Perhaps consider heading to /soc/ and posting a few pictures of yourself. Doesn't matter much what you look like--there will be people there who will be absurdly eager to sleep with you. Many of them will be insane supernerds, at least a few will be angry (closet-)misogynists, and there's no guarantee that any of them will be very nice, but very few will be sex-basement-murderers.
I hate to buy into stereotypes, but it's really not that hard for most women to get fucked if they're actually interested in doing so. So a night of bad sex with a weirdo you met online should be very easy to find.
I encourage you to be as safe as possible--make sure someone knows where you're going and who you're going to meet, and have your first meeting with whatever suitor you choose in a public place, so you can bail if he turns out to be a scary creep rather than just a normal gross creep.
Godspeed and good luck.
>>17132052
it is almost the only flaw a girl can have that will keep her from getting laid.
outside of people with a fat fetish i guess...
One of these days, /adv/, you'll hopefully get better at identifying bait threads.
>>17132077
????
>>17132077
never.
>>17132060
so whats your malfunction OP? why are you a virgin at 20?
>>17132121
social anxiety mostly. can't go up to a random person and say hi let alone ask em to fuq me.
>>17132135
Where r u from? I'll gladly give you my virginity
>>17132001
BAIT.
>>17132149
>where r u from? im a desperate faggot
>>17132151
why do people keep saying this is bait?
>>17132152
Yes, your point is? Look at you and your self respect
Describe yourself OP, what are we working with. Also, why do you want to get laid so badly?
>>17132154
>Look at you and your self respect
wut?
>>17132157
>why do 20 year olds want to get laid
Seriously?
>>17132157
>white
>some acne
>not fat but not skinny, somewhere in the middle
>small breasts
i'd take a pic but it's 3am and i am not put together.
i just really wanna get dicked.
>>17132168
Where are you from? I'll let you fuck my dick.
>>17132168
>>>17132157 (You)
>>white
>>some acne
>>not fat but not skinny, somewhere in the middle
>>small breasts
>i'd take a pic but it's 3am and i am not put together.
>i just really wanna get dicked.
What are you expecting from it? Personally me and the girls I have dated (all virgins including me) we have gotten to the point that we are holding out for someone that will mean something to us.
You are 20 years old and a virgin. You can never get it back, so why are you trying to get rid of it just because you can?
Are you willing to sleep with a random guy? Are you wanting a sexual relationship?
>>17132195
Chicago area?
>>17132199
berwyn
>>17132198
eh, i dont really see losing my virginity as something special so i dont care who i lose it to.
>Are you willing to sleep with a random guy?
totally. i just want a casual one night stand, no strings attached.
>>17132205
>>>17132198 (You)
>eh, i dont really see losing my virginity as something special so i dont care who i lose it to.
>>Are you willing to sleep with a random guy?
>totally. i just want a casual one night stand, no strings attached.
Just use tinder then. Wouldn't even take 10 minutes to find somebody.
>>17132213
yeah, i'm gonna make one later today and see how it goes
>>17132216
>>>17132213 (You)
>yeah, i'm gonna make one later today and see how it goes
Wish your ass was in tn and you made this post a year ago
the only true heterosexual men are autistic or schizophrenic so its going to be hard
Go home, watatome
>>17132001
>all these replies to a fat male jerkoff OP who only posts hentai because he's covered in body hair
All these fucking newfags.
You just find me.
Are you in london?
>>17132505
but i'm really a girl anon, i swear
>>17132521
No you're not.
You're posting fucking hentai. You're a fat, smelly jerkoff dude living in your mom's basement.
proof of tits or GTFO, fag.
>>17132593
girl can't like hentai?
>>17132603
More like hairy lardass can't post selfie.
>>17132618
why are you so upset anon? why dont you believe i'm a girl?
Because u attempt to defend yourself OP too much.
>>17132046
Underrated
>>17132628
what's your lame excuse for being completely unwilling to try to prove you are a girl?
>>17132628
shut up faggot. Tits or GTFO is there precisely because of fags like you and pathetic newfags like this thread is full of.
>>17132658
because i'm ugly. pls no bully.
>>17132672
nice timestamp.
I would fuck you.
Where in the world are you?
>>17132672
AYY LMAO
>>17132672
Arya?
>>17132672
If that's actually you, you look kinda like Arya. Not a beauty queen but not hideous by any means. Would befriend to look cuter in comparison.
>>17132672
>no timestamp
Try again, dude.
>>17132001
holy shit how can you fail at easy mode this hard?
find yourself a fuckboy they will fuck anything that moves and getting laid as a girl is like a walk in the park
>>17132672
Qt.
>>17132672
post feet pics
>>17132672
OP if thats honestly you, you're kinda cute. You could get laid pretty easily if you tried
