How can I become a dragon?

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Anonymous
2016-05-06 21:18:03Post No. 17116220
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:18:03 Post No. 17116220 [Report]

How can I become a dragon?

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:19:19 Post No.17116221
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:19:19 Post No.17116221 [Report]

>>17116220
You have to consume dragon blood.

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:20:13 Post No.17116225
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:20:13 Post No.17116225 [Report]

>>17116221
Where can I get dragon blood?

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:21:29 Post No.17116227
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:21:29 Post No.17116227 [Report]

>>17116225
You'll have to find a dragon. I think they live in caves or atop mountains.

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:21:57 Post No.17116231
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:21:57 Post No.17116231 [Report]

>>17116220
Murder families and replace their eyes with mirrors

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:24:18 Post No.17116239
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:24:18 Post No.17116239 [Report]

>>17116227
Thanks

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:26:12 Post No.17116240
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:26:12 Post No.17116240 [Report]

>>17116220
>How can I become a dragon?
Buy clothing for the opposite gender. Wear it in public.

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:27:05 Post No.17116243
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:27:05 Post No.17116243 [Report]

>>17116240
Please explain.

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:29:13 Post No.17116250
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:29:13 Post No.17116250 [Report]

>>17116240
No, that's a drag queen.

Get a really fast car. Race it on public roads, and be careful that you don't get arrested.

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:29:15 Post No.17116251
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:29:15 Post No.17116251 [Report]

>>17116243
You will have drag on. Get it?

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:08 Post No.17116257
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:08 Post No.17116257 [Report]

>>17116220
Go to tumblr and tell them you are dragonkin

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:13 Post No.17116258
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:31:13 Post No.17116258 [Report]

>>17116251
No...

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:35:44 Post No.17116272
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:35:44 Post No.17116272 [Report]

>>17116250
No, that's a drag racer.

Find a vampire, and let it drink your blood.

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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:43:57 Post No.17116292
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Anonymous 2016-05-06 21:43:57 Post No.17116292 [Report]

Become Otherkin.