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2016-05-04 20:50:15 Post No. 17109153
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2016-05-04 20:50:15
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Last night was my 19th birthday.
My aunt, of all people, took me out bar-hopping.
I was tipsy by the time we were leaving the second pub, but apparently we weren't done yet.
We blow past the turn to get to my house, and 10 minutes later we're at a strip joint and I'm already on the verge of drunk. We stayed for an hour, maybe two, I got a few lapdances, it was fun but I also thought it was really fucked up. After we left (a couple shots later), I remember pulling up to her place, falling over twice, panicking, booking it down the street towards a park at full tilt, collapsing to my knees in front of a wall, thinking I was Wolverine and also from the future, asking her to kill me and crying. I think I tried to choke her.
Then some cops and my mom showed up, and they're putting me in an ambulance, and off I go to the hospital, bombed out of my fucking skull. I slept for six hours, woke up, and went home.
So my questions for you, /adv/ are:
-How does that even happen
-How do I apologize to everybody
-Am I fucking crazy?