Was in a similar position as you before. There's no use. I tried everything (drinking shitton of water, taking vitamins etc) and I came back positive for THC no matter what I tried. I was up all night the night before drinking water and peeing, did everything right, and it didn't work.

That can't be it, bump

>>17106819 What happens if they find THC in your system? Do police get involved? I'm thinking about getting a summer job here soon.

>>17106804
You're fucked.
It can take two-six weeks
Next time don't do drugs before a drug test.
Drink lots and exercise. Probably won't help though.

>>17106804

if it's a saliva test you'll be fine

urine and hair tests are damn near impossible to fool, hate to break it to you

idk what summer job you're getting that you need a drug test for but no the police don't get involved because you failed a drug test

>>17106936
They call the fbi, the dea and your mother.

>>17106950 OH NO NOT MOMMY

>Step one: Don't smoke
>run every single day, eat healthy food
>Drink apple vinegar or whatever the fuck it's called
>drink a fuck ton of water, like drink a gallon, piss a gallon, drink another fucking gallon and piss it out again
>basically burn as much fat as you can
>3 days before piss test stop running, eat junk food
>build back up fat you just worked so hard to lose
>day of drug test 5 hours before do another gallon of drink-piss
>drink 2 bottles water before piss test, ~half hour
>still fail piss test
have fun faggot

>>17106804
Harm yourself "accidentally" so much you can't be present for the test

>>17106804
Don't smoke in the first place, fgt.

If you only smoked one time and had been clean for a while, as long as you have like a week in between now and then, and you should be fine.

>>17106804
Urine test covers 10-20 days, hair test up to a year.