Tomorrow I have my first day off of work in over three months. I finally have time to get laid. But it's been a long time. How do I go about getting my dick wet in an easy way?
Well, since your offday is so rare and valuable I suggest you avoid the chance of failure and visit a whorehouse.
Just post a pic of your goods on Craiglist.
Hope you're not opposed to gay stuff.
>>17103188
No whorehouses where I live. And I have no idea how to find a prostitue...
Spooked by police and crap.
>>17103194
Is it mostly guys on CL? Chances of women on there would be...?
>>17103208
Almost zero. All the female ads on c/l are just scams.
Seriously, if all you got is a day and you need some hole quick, I really think gay stuff is your only chance.
>>17103212
I agree with this..
>>17103172
the easiest way is to fuck a prostitute. backpage and craigslist. if you live in a place so small theres no whorehouse nearby then the cops arent trolling craigslist for prostitutes.
other options are jusdt going to a bar and flirting with the fattest and ugliest women
>>17103212
That seems a but ridiculous.
I'm on Denver. Anyone know how $$$ for a good fuck?
>>17103220
Yeah, either pay for a bitch, or get down with some ol' homo stuff. Only options that i see.
Seriously dude, if you had game enough to land a girl in a day, you wouldn't be on here asking about it.
>>17103172
Work safe board
>>17103172
Rohypnol
>>17103250
shutup faggot. You don't have a job for one. For another, i like them titties.
>>17103266
Heh heh
>>17103266
You okay guy?
>>17103172
Please get these pink underage tits off the SFW board, janitors!
>>17103250
>>17103693
They deleted pink-haired triforce girl, but not this one.
MY JIMMIES ARE RUSTLED!
