>at single blonde milf's house for work
>when I'm done, she shows me the door
>take a couple steps down the porch and I hear something behind me
>turn around, nearly face to face with her ass, and she is basically farting at me
>usually shy away from flirting, but I grab her ass
>we go inside, etc, she starts lowering herself onto my dick
>expecting to feel warmth, but instead just feel bedsheets, and wake up
>anyway my question is, why did I have a dream about a woman farting on me?
>>17096231
And why did I get turned on by it?
>>17096231
lmao
the problem with attempting to interpret dreams is that dreams are easily forgotten, misremembered, or warped by thoughts and desires rather than true vision.
You were farting in your sleep, fool.
Lol.
>>17096235
Random synapses firing. Dreams make no sense and your reactions to things that happen in your dreams will also sometimes make no sense. You know how sometimes in a dream you'll get scared by a piece of music for no reason, or suddenly know, beyond all doubt but with no explanation, that you have to jump off a balcony? Same shit.
Thanks for the replies, but I've been craving milf farts since I woke up. I found this video on pornhub called Office Milf Farting and I came twice, so I think it's out of my system.
She blowed you a kiss with her bottom
>examining OP's pic for... research
>notice something weird on the counter between her left arm and her butt
W-wat?
>>17098510
It's only kitchen bench top containers - sugar, tea, coffee, tiny men without penises. The penii are in the container hidden by her body.
