Why do I turn into a fuckin' retard every time I am near a girl I consider cute? I am all but a smooth talker but I have no problem holding a piece of conversation with
>men
>girls I consider ugly/average/insanely hot
but holy fuck every time I have to talk to a really, truly cute girl, I immediately turn into a spastic 10yo with autism.
I long ago accepted the fact that I would never had another relationship, so why in the fuck should I be scared of talking to a cute girl?
Pls help
>>17010726
Because your subconscious suddenly says
>OH SHIT it's a potential mate
>don't you dare fuck this up anon!
>Don't fucking do X! OR Y! OR Z!
Kind of like when you're trying to write a letter with someone staring over your shoulder, or when you're fapping at your desk and suddenly the boss walks in
>>17010726
>I long ago accepted the fact that I would never had another relationship, so why in the fuck should I be scared of talking to a cute girl?
It doesn't matter if the rational part of your brain has accepted it if the rest hasn't.
Of course, your next question might be "How do i get my subconscious to accept that i don't deserve a girlfriend (or friends) and should die alone?": you're better off not knowing the answer to that. Trust me on this one.
>>17011057
Everyone dies alone anon. Your mate will not die with you.
>every time I am near a girl I consider cute?
You don't know how to wart? If a girl is cute, imagine she has a big WART on her nose.
A big hairy wart.
Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me, cutie.
I know how to wart off your charms.
>>17011150
I love this. Thank you anon
>inb4 op has a wart fetish
>>17011104
>>17011150
to be fair she doesnt even look that good without the warts
