My gf won't let me have a threesome. Even though I do everything else that bitch wants. What to do?
>>17005643
Dump
>>17005643
Offer to have a mmf threesome (if you aren't willing you can just fuck off because you're a hypocrite) and if she's okay with that and does it, then push the ffm threesome I suspect you want.
>>17005660
Bitch won't let me have any. She's asexual as fuck.
>>17005675
So she won't even have sex with just you?
Definitely dump, how the fuck is this even a question?
>>17005675
If you're sexually incompatible and you truly think she's a bitch why are you dating her?
>>17005683
Incompatible? Asexual means you're a fucking degenerate, not Incompatible
>>17005711
Do you frequently watch the YouTube channel LeafyIsHere? If so, you may have bigger problems.
>>17005643
>>17005675
Man, I've never disliked someone so much from five short sentences
>>17005643
>What to do?
Leave her. She clearly doesn't deserve you.
>>17005643
Have you tried teleporting behind her and slicing her with your katana?
>>17005643
killyourself you insufferable faggot.
>>17005643
>>17005675
>asexual
inb4 OP's gf was a huge gangbang slut before and now seeking "meaningful relationship"
That is why she flipped out when he asked to be in a threesome, literally triggered her PTSD
>>17005643
Shave your neckbeard, and realize sex isn't owed to your autistic ass.
>>17005747
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