Ideal Male
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Ladies and gay males of /adv/ please pick your ideal mate.
Circled= Positive/Best
Crossed Out= Negative/Worst
Not Marked= Neutral
Please be honest, template will be posted soon.
>Liking estrogen fueled numales
>>16996632
Why is that a problem? At a certain point it's just drugs that increase the size of overly muscular humans.
>>16996705
I don't know about that, Arnold didn't have access to steroids when winning bodybuilding contests in the military.
>>16996456
>gay males
>mate
Wrong board btw, if you don't want advice gtfo
brad pitt in the fight club. However I feel these type of threads usually attract fat guys trying to feel better about themselves pretending to be women.
We already went over this. Can we get fresh threads please.
>>16996714
If you're competing against people that don't use steroids you probably don't need steroids, fairly sure most bodybuilders use them, so it's almost mandatory. I'm not talking about outliers, as they aren't the norm.
>>16996721
I want people to advise me on the best body type, this thread will give people a reality check.
>>16996732
Good pick, and you probably speak the truth.
>>16996744
No.
I want a sticky thread that asks every "ask girls/boys their preference" threads to be moved to /soc/.
>>16996776
This, why the fuck is this shit not being contained? That and the "rate me" threads. Not that /adv/ isn't already cancer but we can still do better than this.
>>16996632
>lanklet detected
the difference between builtfat and ottermode after angle and lighting is maybe 5 lbs.
>>16996968
Look at those two pictures again and tell me you can say that if you were to angle/light-trickery in any way you wanted you could make it look as if there was only a five pound difference. Unless the person looking at the pictures is overweight themselves, that is not going to pass.
>>16996732
ding ding sing we've got a winner, women want the brad pitt in fightclub body (of course his face makes the body that much better)
how can you compete with this much sexy?
http://foxhoundstudio.com/blog/fitness-lifestyle/the-ideal-male-physique-%E2%80%94-what-girls-want-want-guys-want-to-be/
>>16997178
Interesting read actually. Shame we don't have it for that other thread about female body type preferences for men, that fell off the board.
I probably wouldn't need too much work to get noticeable results, and in a year I could probably look pretty decent. Right now I'm just plain old skinnyfat.
>>16997200
I'm just curious: why is ottermode crossed off, but skinnyfat is considered neutral and athletic is preferred?
Athletic
/the end
skinny is best
because im skinny
>>16997582
It's a definite troll
>>16996705
body dysmorphia
I'm tired of seeing this thread w/out putting my opinion out there. Let me give all of you something unattainable. JJ Watt, all 6'5" 290#s of perfection. I mean Brad Pitt has nothing on this fella.
>>16997791
Body might be better but face is not even close.
skinnyfat and chubbyfat >>>>>>> everything else.
i´m a small person so i enjoy tall skinnyfat guys their dick is usually better so yeah
I like JJs attitude too. Nom nom nom.
>>16997791
the only thing a shirtless JJ watt is gunna win over a shirtless brad pitt is a bar fight
even at the end of the bar fight all the hunnies will rush over to tend to brad
what of this bod?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjMsw09MTQ
>>16997832
>>16997820
To each their own, Brad Pitt has NEVER been my cup of tea.
>women not liking bearmode
wtf why
Red, the ones I don't like.
Green, the ones I prefer.
Blue, the ones I don't mind.
The best kind body is the ones who are skinny but still have muscle.
>>16997954
well I don't date liars so it looks like you and I wouldn't work out anyway
>>16997582
>>16997745
It's actually not a troll, I just hate ottermode. It looks sickly to me, similar to skinny, but also reminds me of teenagers. And I fucking hate teenagers.
