I have to avoid church at all costs today, what can I do to achieve this? Give me your most shittest ideas,I will probably attempt it
>>16993543
How about you just don't go?
Step 1: Sit at home
Step 2: Unless you live in a church, success is yours
>>16993547
>>16993549
These. OP, are you forced to go or something? Kind of weird at 18+. I was forced, but I stopped being forced when I was 13 or so.
>>16993549
Top kek
>I have to avoid church at all costs today
>today
Story, please?
>>16993607
get on the floor everybody walk the penis inspection day
I avoided it by putting siding up on my house. Wanna come over and help put up siding, op?
>>16993543
http://pastebin.com/xMQ9wAwW
Study the Bible yourself instead.
I got really drunk alone last night and felt hungover enough to sleep through it at home. You could try that, OP.
I make sure I get scheduled to work or go to city events