tfw creole
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>25 years-old
>bi-racial/mulatto
>my distaste for hip-hop/rap culture varies from mild dislike to complete abhorrence
>literally the only chicks I can pull are basic bitches from the midwest who love Drake/Kendrick etc. and try to be hood
>just want a cute, intellectual gf with eclectic tastes, bangs and big thighs who likes to read and listen to public radio
>live in Portland, OR so these girls are everywhere
>they look right through me
>meanwhile I can't keep Michiganers off my dick
How do I escape this hell?
you're overthinking this, race is much less important than you think it is
>>16971656
post a picture of yourself. i have an idea but it depends (and differs largely) on what you look like
>>16971673
Ignore the face scruff, I'm usually clean shaven. That's literally a week's worth of growth, I have the facial hair of a 13 year-old mexican
>>16971696
your bigger issue is that growth on your head.
you dont look like an intellectual. you look like that guy in highschool who kept insisting he was an intellectual and conveniently enough had no other talents to speak of.
you say you want an intellectual girl, but im guessing you still want one who is cute yeah? regardless of waht you will claim to be or not to be true, you should prioritize looks.
get a haircut, get some contacts, work out, and make it obvious once you have a decent body. if you read any philosophy from great intellectuals before modern times, you'll know they were swole. physical perfection was just as important as intellectual pursuits. a balanced life has to be balanced.
with the right hair cut no one would even know you are black. you'll just be a handsome tan guy who happens to be smart.
oh i could work wonders with you in person.
>>16971656
>creole
no one knows or cares wtf that shit is. just say shitskin
>>16971696
>>16971716
yeah im playing with your hair on photoshop, and a close crop look and contacts woudl look great. add in a muscular frame (and hopefully thinner cheeks, not erally sure what your fat percentage is) and you'd be fucking cute.
throw in a distinct style and you'll do alright.
>>16971716
This. If you want to attract the right people, you'll need to carry yourself differently. Keep your hair trimmed and neatly styled, and don't grow facial hair if you can't grow an actual beard.
>>16971696
being half black means you have limited optiosn, especially with you being more in the middle skin tone wise.
as such, pic related is the longest you should ever let your hair grow. trim it regularly, and shape it well, but nothing weird. on you htis could look borderline cute
get contact lenses. you dont have to wear them all the time just when you are out and about.
develop a style. im not sure what kind cuz i can only have the one pic to go off of. but you know how everyone makes fun of emos, and hipsters, and all the REALLY specific styles? yet despite this, those guys ALWAYS have a gf? its because those styles are something that will appeal to a woman. whether she dresses that way, or just happens to be a fan of it, there are lots of women who like guys that go itno something particular.
you will never drown in pussy, but oyu never claim thats your goal. so develop a style. i dress businessy because i work in an office all day and its just easy to carry that over to when i go out. you might wanna do the same.
and above all else, put on muscle. no matter how intellectual you are, you are not too smart for muscle. muscle IS intellectual. your body is connected to your brain. your brain wants certain things, and your body can get it. if you truly are an intellectual (as in, you LEARN, not just assume you KNOW) then train your body as you would your brain. the two will help each other take a break from thier duties.
no one likes a skinny black man. no one.
>>16971696
Dude cut your hair and get better glasses and you'll be rolling in pussy.
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>>16971716
But I like my hair, I feel like it's my best, most unique feature. I get tons of compliments about it. That's not even my final form. It looks fly once I pick it out. Pic related, also sans glasses
>>16971785
And believe me, I know the facial hair looks awful. I usually keep it all the way down with a wet shave every other day or so.
This is about a year old and I've lost some weight since then but this is my general style.
>>16971785
>but i like my hair
but no one who likes your hair is your type.
life is about sacrifice. etiher get a haircut or stop whining. but no intellectual girl looks at a guy with an afro and thinks 'wow hes my intellectual male counterpart' they think 'huh whats that one wrappers name?'
>>16971785
>but i like my hair
no one cares. you asked for advice, you got it. if you're looking for cheatcodes, try this
>up up down down left right left right
>you should hear a 'ding' sound
>hold A+S and it should take you to the level select menu
>you can keep playing the special zone til you get all seven chaos emeralds
>then you can get any girl you want :^)
>>16971785
your head is a sphere on top of a cube with a slightly curved bottom.
>>16971825
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>>16971834
welp might as well go gay 4 dicks now ;_;
>>16971850
>implying gays want a fat black guy with a fro
we really really really dont.
>>16971696
You can always be a Rick Aviles impersonator!
>>16971785
And I like having full facial hair, long hair to my shoulders. But I won't get any attention that way.
Tis rough, but tis life.
>>16971913
Funny you should say that because you'd be be rolling in pussy if you had that style here in Portland
>>16971785
I gotta disagree with the other anons OP. You could probably pull off a Toro Y Moi type of look. And doesn't Toro Y Moi get airplay on KCRW/NPR?
Perhaps invest in different frames, maybe something more retro or hipster.
>pic related it's Toro Y Moi
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>>16971752
GO BALD AND STOP WEARING GLASSES, GET CONTACTS OR DONT SEE, STUPID NIGGER
>>16972184
That's just crazy enough to work
