I need to join the Illuminati. I am not financially qualified
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I need to join the Illuminati.
I am not financially qualified but my circumstances are extraordinary.
It has been five years since I was last able to join, and I have made amends where applicable. I was only contacted once.
How do I re-establish contact? I am sick of looking at the average citizen, fodder, people who have no had the same "experience" as me.
Could it also be that I was just used?
The website is a hoax to sell books and cheap jewelry.
Please go get a life and Find Jesus Christ.
The Illuminati probably doesn't even exist.
It was probably a prank.
Make your own Illuminati. With Blackjack, and hookers.
>>16958871
Go back to the place we discussed the first time.
Leave the finger underneath the vase. It has to be Egyptian.
Take the veil cerpin taxt, and we may consider.
Y'all haters corny with that illuminati mess...
>>16958871
I want to join to. How do I do it OP?
>>16958871
You don't contact us. We contact you. And the very fact that you posted this query disqualifies you for the foreseeable future.
>>16958871
>I am sick of looking at the average citizen
In fact you sound below average.