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2016-03-23 20:05:05 Post No. 16949733
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2016-03-23 20:05:05
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TL;DR I shit my pants and need to get away with it.
Last night I went for a drink with friends. I was wasted and was wearing my housemate's expensive leather jacket (she's a gal, it was ironic)
I don't do vodka or Jaegar because it fucks my stomach up but in drunken stupor accepted any and every shot, leading to
an absolute anal eruption. I managed to get to the bathroom in time, but I made a huge mess, it was all over my clothes and
all up the back of my friend's leather jacket. I sneaked out the bar without being seen and made it home without any
further accidents.
Problem is, the jacket is in my room (in a black bin bag) and I can't sneak it out the house to the bins without passing my housemate's rooms
or the kitchen/living room. They'll smell it as I go by. I can't leave it in my room either because it's smelling more and more like shit in here.
How do I get it out of here? I can't throw it out the window. I need to get away with this but I can't wait anymore, the stench is foul.
