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Don't know how to actually make green text because I'm a fucking moron, but ere goes my story

>Be me
>Beta as fuck male
>havent had girlfriend since like 6th grade or some shit
>never had first kiss
>none of that shit
>talking to friend, alpha, see beautiful as fuck girl
>HolyShit.jpg
>ask alpha who that is
>That's Hailey, senpai. (Let's just call her Hailey.) She already has a boyfriend, anon
>RIP.exe
>wait few days, drifting closer to her each day in mornings
>we start talking
>start walking her to classes
>late to other classes usually
>become known as 'kisser disser' due to incident one day
>whotfcares.mat
>morning
>anon come with me
>lolwut.mp4
>go to least used stairwell
>sit super close to eachother
>kiss
>BrainFried.docx
>friendzoned later that night
>FeelsBadMan
>get kinda depressed
>distance myself slightly in mornings
>still walk to classes with her
>Kisses me the Friday spring break starts
>wot.ptp
>she gets on her bus
>stand there for a sec, brain fried
>get on my bus

What do
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its a trap bruh
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Oi, i hope it isn't a trap. Cause I am literally the anon in this situation, senpai.
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*insert admiral ackbar*
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Bro she got you fucked up but I say ride the wave or better yet get up and surf it
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