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yo this bitch hit me up on a dating website on an account i made
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yo this bitch hit me up on a dating website on an account i made years ago and anyway long story short she sent me a bunch of nudes and then ended up FUCKING HIRING ME because she's the boss of some place so anyway i got hired and im making money and shit but as soon as i started working there she stopped being my bitch and just started being a FUCKING BITCH in general like a real fucking cunt and it makes me want to slap her in the fucking mouth every single god damn day but i can't because shes my fucking boss and she doesn't even act like she likes me anymore and i never even got to fuck her even though i still want to. after she hired me she went from being on my fucking dick sending me nudes every day to being a fucking retarded cunt so what should i do. like in general. i dont want to quit because of the money but i want to choke her and fuck her in the ass in public in the middle of the store and spit on her while im shoving her stupid fucking cunt face in the ground but i can't so what else should i do
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Keep doing your job and find some time to hang out with her and hate fuck her, because that's what it sounds like she wants

and start looking for another job without this weird conflict of interest (unless the money is really that good, which I doubt it is)
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kick her in the clit
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>>16936309
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>>16936309

it's the most money I've ever made at any job by far and it's not even very hard to do so i have to keep it. but whenever I try to hang with her she declines because either she just hates me for no fucking reason now or she works 50-70 hours a week
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i seriously want to slap this bitch as hard as i can
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>>16936316
then punch her in the tit
when youre done with that
on her chest, you take a shit
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>>16936346

how about stab her in the fucking ribcage
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she wants you to take her. push her down and fuck the shit out of her. give her some of the act right dick
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>>16936363

i have no chance to do that during work because there are people all around and shit and im never alone with her and if i just do that i'll feel like im raping her

yo i'm just going to tell her how i feel when she's off work in like an hour and tell her to quit being such a bitch but i won't call her a bitch and such

VIA TEXT
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>>16936282

You're a jackass, and maybe for awhile she was fine having sex with a jackass, but now you, said jackass, works for her.

She doesn't have time for jackasses anymore, so, find some other girl who is. The fact that you're so angry that your boss wants her job more than she wants your dick says to me that you're either 12 or severely autistic.

Good luck, jackass.
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>>16936401

and i'm drunk enough to do this and i'll keep drinking
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>>16936409

bitch ive fucked a bunch of hoes since i've been working for this cunt. my main problem is that she consistently acts like a fucking cunt towards me every day that we work together and i just want to strangle her but i cant
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>>16936414
Tell us how it goes op

Godspeed
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>>16936455

fuck it i'm the man and she's the bitch so if i'm disrespected i'll disrespect her back until i'm fired i don't give a shit
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>>16936466
You're the boss op.. Honestly she obv is into you but is afraid you will leak her nudes so she's being a bitch about it.

Fuck shit up YOLO
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30 more mins til i tell her to stop being a cunt in case anyone wants to give me more advice
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ggggggggggggggggggggg
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>>16936282
How do niggers keep finding 4chan?
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>>16936526
Well, what happened?
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>>16936328

She's trying to be professional, you fucking idiot. Something which you clearly have no concept of. If you wanted to fuck her, you shouldn't have started working for her
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that's all this gay retard said
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>>16936664
You shouldn't have done that. You should text her again and say you are actually infatuated with her so that she feels confident and maybe you can become an item.

Say that
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>>16936682

say wut exactly?
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>>16936664
A little too confrontational.
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>>16936664
You've handled this well, now you just need to conclude properly so she doesn't think you're a little bitch. Tell her you know she still wants your dick.
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>>16936739

i said
"i know you still want this dick"
and she was like
"what"
and I said

I know

you still want

this

dick

and then after that she just replied just saying my first name so let's say my name is joe so she was just like

"joe"

and that's all so far so now what
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>>16936769
You can say that you understand the pressure it is for her to confess her desires for you when she's the boss and you're her subordinate but if she gives it a try shell be truly addicted

Say that
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>>16936782

i just sent her that fuck it
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>>16936801

and she just replied with nothing but my name again
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>>16936806
KEK
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>>16936806

Pics or didn't happen
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>>16936806

Probably thinking of a good answer to turn this around. She'll be honest with you and crush you with everything you've done bad, get ready to get rekt.
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It's like watching a train wreck in 4chan format.
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Text her nudes back to her. Group text them to all your coworkers.
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>>16936850
Omg yes she'll be so ashamed its def gonna teach her not to mess with an alpha male like that

Do that op
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>>16936823
>>16936839
>>16936850
>>16936855

fuck yall im not doing that but she hasnt said anything yet after that so im just going to lelave it at that unless someone gives me some real advice
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>>16936819
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>>16936863
Texting her nudes is real advice. It completely undermines her at work.

Right now she's working on getting rid of you at work and keeping her job.

This establishes another side to the story and shows her as being at fault too.
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>>16936863

I just told you what she was doing. Not trying to influence you in any way>>16936823


>What did she answer tho ?

Man you're so going to regret this tomorrow, I am white knight don't listen to anons
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>>16936893
>>16936889

i dont give a fuck

also im not texting her nudes unless i actually get fired
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>>16936880
This is beyond going too far. This is suicide, OP. You need to stop while there is still some miniscule chance that you can still salvage this.
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>>16936912

Seeing how she doesn't answer him full sentences, she probably got it that he's too drunk to be rational and he fucked whenever he's seeing her. He's going to get fired, unless she's too scared for her nudes.
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>>16936912

fuk u im tryna get my dick in this pussy
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>>16936928

im not getting fired im the best worker there and she clearly still wants my dick
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>>16936935

If you're not getting fired then send nudes asshole John or whatever your name is, what are you scared of ?
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>>16936935
yeah what he >>16936947 said fucking do it fagtron
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>>16936947

dude if i send her nudes to everyone working there i probably will get fired. that's a last resort for if i do get fired
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xzvz
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Jake, tell her your sorry and that you're doing this cuz u like her as a WOMAN. I think shell give u an explanation then. Women love a sorry/hurt/broke guy they think they can fix him
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>>16936960
update?
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>>16937005
h/o
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>>16937005

that's all folks for now she's probably asleep
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thoughts?
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Cok
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How are any of you able to read this garbage? Did a 13 year old write it?
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>>16937115
Send her "i want to choke you and fuck you in the ass in public in the middle of the store and spit on you while im shoving your stupid fucking cunt face in the ground". You started with a winner desu.
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>>16937526
This.
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>>16937115
Omg she's so into you Jake. Wink at her Monday. Watch her expression and how she responds
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ITT: OP gets fired
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>>16937115
You know what to do.
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