>>16905059
Start by posting your tits

>>16905066
For once I agree with a tripfag. Just Tramp it up and go hop wild. All you have to do is act like a slut, but not be a slut.

>>16905059
You know how to be loud. Just start fucking talking at a higher volume.
You can't really learn how to be witty. It requires being quick on your feet with whatever subject material is being thrown at you in conversation. Watching some stand-up vids on youtube may help.

>>16905077
>You can't really learn how to be witty
I'm a boring awkward guy wanting to be charismatic/funny, and this board has told me a million times that i should just learn to be witty. Have i been lied to?

>>16905059
no you dont

Don't take the 'be slutty' advice.

Just take more risks and try to have more fun.

>>16905059
Fun: Go to weird stupid shit.
Loud: Watch horror, listen to metal, call people on bullshit.
Witty: Read books. Hundreds of books.

That's it. Drink responsibly and post ur contact deets when u think ur ready.

>>16905059
>I'm tired of being a boring quiet girl
but they're the best. if you really want to become ""fun"" and ""loud"" and ""witty"" go get sloshed with your friends and sexually assault cute guys