I'm at a lecture
I think i just shit myself
Help
>>16899153
wait until break and quickly leave
You have to change university. Ideally go with one in another country where word of your humiliation hasn't reached.
Can you smell the poo
>>16899153
If you're wearing a long sleeved shirt over a t shirt, take it and tie the sleeves around your waist like people did in the days of old.
Otherwise, transfer. You'll always be the oopy doopy dude after this.
>>16899335
this. you will always be the guy that shit himself. one of my bothers friends shit himself in high school, this was about 3 years ago and he is still known as the guy that shit himself. sorry but the truth hurts.
>>16899153
Wait until everyone else has left the room and do a runner
How bad is it? A baby turdlet sitting in your underwear is unlikely to be detected. If it's more serious turdulence, you're best off leaving asap.
Make yourself vomit and drop on the ground holding your chest and walk out people will think you're just really sick.
>>16899153
If you are 3 years old, no problem--people expect this of you.
If you are 80 years old, no problem--people expect this of you.
If you are 4-79 years old, just kill your self now--you will never live this down.
Pretend you are having a seisure and you shat yourself because of it.
>>16899153
just leave, go home you fucking idiot.
