what now?
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So me and my wife had a great thing. Sex a lot. her pussy was the best. she was small just like I like and let me play with her ass a lot. She started off sucking dick, but said it hurt her jaw (actually I have heard this from several women, so either a) lots of females have tmj b) my dick is pretty thick, c) they are using it as an excuse...my guess is all three)
Anyhow. that was great for about 1 decade, but a few years ago, it went to sex every other day then 2x a week then once a week and now like almost never.
She is tired, blah blah blah.
So anyhow, I am decently attractive guy in my early 40's and make good $$$ and have a good outgoing personality so I start to fuck around.
Its good and I was pretty sure my wife knew (I mean how could she not - I go out all the time and come home smelling of sex and never really bother her for it anymore).
So here's the problem...Today, she says the kids are at her parents and she wants to have a dirty time tonight. She texts me that she wants me to be rough with her and to shove my dick in her throat and cum in her ass.
Normally, I'd be all super boing for this shit, but I got the message as I was leaving a rental property I have. Its a quad and one of them was vacant, so I met up with this 23 year old I fuck sometimes and was fucking her. I cam twice already today and theere is no way I m going to perform for my wife.
What do?
>>16855150
Perform as best you can before your wife. Say you was tired das all. She loves yo ass. She'd do anything for you. You just chill hombre.
>>16855150
Tell her you're too tired.
>>16855150
its your own fault, if you get caught. just remember she had obviously been planning it for a while and you missed all the signs... because you was too busy getting your dick wet with other pussy.
only thing you can do it grab a cup of harden the fuck up.
she KNOWS your sexual appitite and if you fail to perform she will know something is up.
Did you try talking to her about your frustration before cheating??
look yourself in the fucking mirror OP and jack off
why? because you're a fucking whore. but at least you don't have to pay for giving yourself a handie
Devour wife pussy like a beast. Then fuck if able.
Get and hide viagra for next time.
>>16855150
Like she'll even notice.
>>16855159
this
>>16855150
Good for you, you cheating sack of shit.
>>16855292
>>Inb4 moralizing cuck.
Text her you're too tired and then post the results.
>>16855322
No just typical hypocrisy of /adv/. Raging on cheating women, but not on the same pathetic men. Gtfo.
>>16855150
Perform a variation of the Houdini manoeuvre.
Spit on her back after pulling out from doggy style.
Scoop it up and finger her asshole with it.
If she whinges about not coming in her ass, tell her she'll have to earn that privilege.
>>16855150
Kill yourself because cheating on someone(especially sex) is degenerate
>>16855150
Go on CL and buy some viagra.
>>16855150
What a shitty and meaningless life.
