There's this thing. Maybe you've heard of it before. It's called google.

First result:
http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Citizen's-Arrest-in-California

>>16855152

Sounds like a crapshoot.. If i put someone into handcuffs i would have to go to court with them... Fuck this state... Im moving to Texas..

>>16855207

I would also get arrested for unlawful detainment and possessing the instruments thereof..

Fuck this gay state.. Ide probably get 3 years..

>>16855141
that sounds like something a total blowhard autist trying to be a vigilante would do

reconsider

>>16855223

Hey i live in Sacramento (2nd most diverse city in the country).. Im white as a sheet of paper.. im a NEET.. i weight 185 lbs.. dont fucking blame me..

I saw off my left arm to drag a black homeless guy off the light rail into the police department for attention. Ive been assaulted by Negroes 46 times..

TL;DR: STFU..

This state is gay as fuck BTW

Not worth the work since no one does serious time for little shit. If you want to become a cop do so. Otherwise, fuck it.

Move to a low-nigger, high gun ownership area, or an area where nigs just damage each other. For example I'm in a part of SC with high crime stats, but they aren't WHITE crime stats and the blacks aren't insane enough to bother many white folks. What happens in darktown stays in darktown.

lmao if some fat fuck tried that with me i would seriously kick their ass and THEN call the cops on them for assaulting me and trying to restrain me. the fuck? why would u do this? do this in the wrong area and you'll get stabbed or shot.

>>16855236
>im a neet
>i weight 185
>ive been assaulted 46 times
all those things definitely sound like your fault

i think im gonna blame you