I just accidentally swallowed a lemon seed. Will I die?
>>16795878
No
Next question.
no, but get ready to harvest a fine crop of ass-lemons when the tree is old enough to bear fruit.
Eventually, yes.
>>16795878
Nah, bruv, you'll be fine. Just so long as it wasn't a yellow lime, that shit's non-toxic. You dodged a bullet.
Your jizz is gonna be sour as fuck from here on out, senpai.
>>16795878
Yep. It will suck. You better donate your organs and your money.
>>16795878
Yes. 100% of the people that swallow lemon seeds will die, which is interestingly the same death rate as people who ingest dihydrogen monoxide.
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>>16795878
It will be extremely painful.
>>16795878
holy shit you're fucked OP
i saw a guy with that
he literally had a tree growing out of him
Buy lube. Prepare to shit lemons.
>>16795878
yes. i'm sorry.
>>16795878
admin u r upsetting me. u clearly don't want people to know the truth.... i was specifically told by my pastor that lemon seeds are satanistic
>>16796155
omg i heard about that story in my youth group. awful awful stuff...
>>16795878
Sorry OP, you're going to die to death.
>>16796234
They are. Citrus comes from the devil and exists to tempt you. The apple tree was actually an orange tree but they changed it at nicaea to protect against immorality thoughts. Get a stomach pump and go to confessional immediately. You should be fine, it was done innocently.
>>16795878
NIGGA THAT IS NOT A MOTHER FUCKING LEMON SEED. JESUS FUCK I AM TERRIFIED OF WASPS AND CAVE JOHNSON HATES YOU!
