[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
I need to OD on chocolate ASAP
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /adv/ - Advice
Thread replies: 8
Thread images: 2
Anonymous
I need to OD on chocolate ASAP 2016-02-10 11:08:53 Post No. 16790565
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: ocelot.jpg (12 KB, 250x204) Image search: [Google]
ocelot.jpg
12 KB, 250x204
I need to OD on chocolate ASAP Anonymous 2016-02-10 11:08:53 Post No. 16790565 [Report]
How much do I need to consume?
>>
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:09:29 Post No.16790566
[Report]
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:09:29 Post No.16790566 [Report]
>>16790565
It's for a prank
>>
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:11:36 Post No.16790577
[Report]
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:11:36 Post No.16790577 [Report]
>>16790566
witnEss these dubs
>>
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:13:20 Post No.16790590
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:13:20 Post No.16790590 [Report]
File: Oh_shit.jpg (37 KB, 400x400) Image search: [Google]
Oh_shit.jpg
37 KB, 400x400
>>16790577
>>
Anonymous 2016-02-10 11:32:02 Post No.16790641
[Report]
Anonymous 2016-02-10 11:32:02 Post No.16790641 [Report]
Roughly speaking, a human would need to eat about 1/10th of his or her body weight in typical chocolate candy. You'd also need to do it all rather quickly, because the half-life of theobromine in the human body is not very long. More realistically, you might need to consume 1/5th of your body weight over the course of a day.

This is dangerous. You could die. But it's also a hell of a lot of chocolate. You are not a dog.
>>
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:37:27 Post No.16790652
[Report]
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:37:27 Post No.16790652 [Report]
>>16790641
I appreciate how you've made me feel good about myself, but I am a HOUND
>>
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:39:02 Post No.16790657
[Report]
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:39:02 Post No.16790657 [Report]
>>16790641
35,000 CALORIES!?

!?
>>
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:53:04 Post No.16790694
[Report]
Revolver "Ocelt 2016-02-10 11:53:04 Post No.16790694 [Report]
>>16790657
yeah, crazy how that works. Dogs can but humans can't.

please support my blog
http://boonage.pjss2.net/
Thread replies: 8
Thread images: 2
banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.