I sometimes get into these phases where I feel like I'm in heat and need a thousand dicks in me. However, I'm super bashful about sex and don't have the heart to go get laid.
How do I work up the nerve to actually get railed like the scrub I am? I don't wanna be a loose slut, but I'm scared of asking my close friends to bang, too.
>>16781413
If you're somewhat attractive just go to a bar or club and wait until someone approaches you/make the fist move and talk to someone you find attractive.
If you just want a random fuck just install tinder and pick the chosen one.
Don't forget to make the guys wear a condom.
Get a boyfriend and make him a happy man.
>>16781413
Where do you live?
>>16781426
Good luck finding the "thousand-dicks-man".
>>16781413
Yeah. I get like that too sometimes.
I sometimes feel like I need to stick my dick in everything. Reason why I don't, ergo CAN'T is because women are picky as fuck
And so are men :)
>>16781425
I'm just wary of random banging, I don't want a million diseases and Ifeel like it's just not right to do in general, y'know, it's just not professional
>>16781432
I never said all at once, they can be in a row, or even the same one one thousand times
>>16781493
print("You're a slut")
>>16781493
>even the same one one thousand times
>tfw I'm a certfied thousand dicks man
Well, OP, when are we going to get started?
That's just your hormones changing trough the cycle. Probably ovulating. Get a bf and make sure he's around "that time of the month".
Don't mix horny and alcohol if you want to have safe sex. It gets hard to fight them together and the mistakes are epic.
Masturbate, it can really help clear your head.
>>16781538
this
it does the trick atleast for a few hours
>>16781523
>implying men ovulate
:^)
>>16781542
>>16781538
People are here and iit only helps for like two minutes anywway!
>>16781564
try a thousand dildos
it will keep you busy for the whole day
Where you at op? Clean std-free dick right here.
