I just saw a fucking rat in my apartment. I can hear it in the other room. It's making these scratching noises and freaking me out. I'm a huge pussy and don't want to go near it. How the fuck do I kill it?
get a gun
Get some grenades, or a rocket launcher.
Get a big boner and club the rat to death.
Call the United States government. Tell them that ISIS members are hiding in your apartment. A drone strike should take care of that rat.
Drop a hydrogen bomb on your apartment. No more rats after that.
Burn down your apartment complex. It's the only way.
Use a combustible lemongrab made by Mr. Newell.
>>16766529
Whack it with a stick.
Go out and get 80,000 cats. One of them will surely kill the rat
Get a Justin Bieber CD, and play it on full blast in your apartment. The rat will leave then.
Call the cops, and have the rat arrested.
Get an attorney. File a lawsuit against that rat for trespassing. You might be able to get a good chunk of money.
Lure it out with a trap. A bucket/string and bait combo should do the trick.
>>16766529
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Rap_Rat
