Married and want a fuck buddy....wat do?
You get a divorce
>>16721144
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToMhk-z3xyo
Just fuck your wife then, moron.
>>16721154
Kids involved senpai
THICK
>>16721144
I know that feeling anon,
Unfortunately, i just bang one out to porn as necessary
>>16721160
Get custody. Or joint custody if she isn't going to be vindictive about the divorce.
Divorce your partner. You aren't ready for marriage or were never into marriage in the first place.
>>16721164
This would be my ideal pound cake
>>16721175
Id end up living with mom. Naw senpai.
>>16721144
Who is this actress btw
>>16721175
Not OP but
My wife is no longer the person I married
Her appetite for sex went away after 1-2 years of marriage
Now she has depression & a ton of 1st world problems and can barely keep a job.
kids to boot, maybe I will leave after the kids graduate HS
>>16721189
That is a separate problem. Fix it by becoming independent.
>>16721206
Wouldn't that be nice
>>16721200
Get marriage counselling and encourage her to get therapy.
>>16721144
Love takes work and sacrifice stop being a sack of shit.
>>16721257
You don't know what love is Forrest
>>16721262
I may not be a smart man, but I knowwuh, what love iius.
>>16721144
I suggest going on dating apps and offering some 18 year olds expensive dinners and shopping trips. Make sure they know you demand sex in return.
Other than that I would read a book called In search of the miraculous.
>>16721292
Give me a quick summary
>>16721200
Don't stay unhappy for that many years anon. Life's too short. It's hard but it's not the end of the world. My parents divorced when I was 2. I can never even imagine them together. It'd have been hell.
>>16721240
We tried, she gave up after a few goes when the counsellor gave her shit for being shitty wife
>>16721445
Only have 5 years left till the youngest one graduates HS, I don't want some other fuckwit raising my children, or molesting them
I would have to kill someone...
>>16721467
She also takes so many prescription pills and acts like a opiate addict if she thinks she will run out, or if her pills don't show up in time/ can't be filled at the pharmacy or didn't make her dispenser appointment
>>16721144
Propose open relationship threesome to your wife
>>16721194
Eve or Eva notty not really sure bout wich one.
Is getting married a good life decision?
Should I just adopt a kid and be a single dad? Or just not have kids ever?
This thread got me thinking since I'm about to get back into the dating game
Ask her to fuck you in the ass, literally in both senses.
She'll sign the divorce papers and take care of the kids on her own.
>>16721555
Wow rude there's nothing wrong with pegging
>>16721189
You're a piece of shit and I hope you die. Congrats.
>Be retarded poorfag
>Have children you can't support
>Enter marriage you can't maintain
>Fuck up 3+ lives all at once since you can't keep your dick in your pants
>?????
>PROFIT
noice
>>16721551
they will never adopt a kid out to a single man.
>>16721144
Control your urges loser
>>16721560
K cool gonna go die now
>>16721560
Can u even get laid?
>>16721646
>If you don't fuck up a bunch of peoples' lives by acting like a fucking nigger, you are a virgin
lol
>>16721690
Didn't answer qstn.
>>16721734
I'd fuck him just to put you in the wrong because he posted the same thing that I was thinking of posting until I scrolled down and read his comment.
>>16721734
Yes. Can you spell? Are you retarded? What is your ethnicity?
>>16721762
Great job moral fags. I see the error of my ways. You did it. Thanks guys. Really.
>>16721775
Being a fucking douche is clearly working out well for you. Enjoy your alimony.
>>16721775
Ironically you have to ask how to cheat on your wife on a website of anime nerds
I find it fascinating
>>16721826
You sound like a fucking female.
>>16721831
Just banter. You take this too serious.
>>16721835
I have no horse in the race so to speak
Just observing
