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How would you react if a girl told you she has fapped to you before?
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Depends on if we are already fucking or not.
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Weird, since im ugly af.
Happy since she saw me as a sexual being.
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I would show her this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkACcdrF76k
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Finally, a girl with a penis.
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>>16662791
I'd probably ask if she wants to have sex.
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I'd be immediately put off.
Women are expected to have more tact than that.
You want to hint at sex, not admit the sad truth.
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>>16662791
I'd be quite flattered actually.

>>16662846
This response blows my mind.
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I would think "Cool"
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Internally: wow, awesome.
Externally: that's perfectly normal, lots of girls do.
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>>16662850
I can not think of a way it can be made to sound sexy.
Maybe you're more imaginative.
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>>16662859
>I was lying in my bed alone
>I was thinking of you
>my hands started moving on their own
>there was nothing on my mind but you when I brought myself to climax
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>>16662846
>sex is a sad truth
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>>16662870
necessitated masturbation and a desperate attempt at flirtation

>>16662866
that was shit
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If a girl says that, it can't be anything but an invitation for sex.
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>>16662791
Is she hot?
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>>16662880
This. Depends if I have a thing for her or if she looks alright.
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>>16662874
Your opinion can be safely disregarded.
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>>16662897
There is no bigger sign of stupidity than ignoring adverse opinions.
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If it was the girl I've been masturbating over for the past year, I'd be thrilled. I'd probably try and have us get together some day and give her oral sex. Then I'd feel terrible for cheating on my wife.

If it was any other girl then I'd be weirded out. It would make things odd between us.
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>>16662903
Your opinions were read, considered, and deemed idiotic.
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>>16662791
I'd have to say

" i do as well we have a lot in Common let's fuck.
"
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...I'd be pretty weirded out. I don't look that great (but I'd like to think I'm not repulsive to look at) most of the time and I've never even taken a picture of myself without clothes.
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>>16662791
I'd be amused and depending on the girl potentially aroused by the idea
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If she tells me it means i can fuck her with high probability rate

Also flattery, if attractive to moderate
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I'd feel weird or surprised depending on who it was.
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>>16662791
id fap to the idea of her fapping to me
but only if she were hot
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I'd tell her I would be happy to help, and be present with her the next time so she doesn't have to rely on imagination.
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>>16662791
flattered.
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I'd tell her to call me sometime if she wants some more material.
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I'd be flattered.

It'd be nice knowing that there's actually a girl that thought that way about me.

I'd probably also take the piss, and wind her up a bit about it too, for laughs. Drop a pen and bend down seductively (which would look horrible, because I am a man) while lookin' her in the eye, that kinda thing.

She'd end up hating me but I'd have fun.
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Horny.
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>>16662846
>complains women won't fuck him
>complains when they want to fuck him
you dumb faggot
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>>16662791
I would expect some sort of flattery. But also a mix of surprise and bashfulness.

Its not common for someone to be that forward with someone else.

That's assuming its out of the blue. If you were discussing it i would expect some sort of mutual attraction and be a mix of flattered and a bit of turned on.

Good question anon
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If I were attracted to her, I would ask her sexy questions like what she fantasises about when she's touching herself. I would tell her to imagine what it would feel like to wrap her wet lips around my warm, pulsating cock.

But that's just me. Not all men know how to talk to women.
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>>16664438
not all men can pull off that kind of talk either
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depends on how hot she is

mostly flattered but confused as to why i'm receiving this information
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>>16662791
I would tell her "fap no more. Fap me off instead"
>commense sexy time
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>>16664445
The how to and the pulling off is the same thing, desu
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>>16662791
Honestly. I'd love that.
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Depends on pre-existing relationship.
Depends on if I liked her personality and thought she was attractive. If I didn't on either, I'd feel like I had someone angling at desires that would never be filled or reciprocated.
Depends on if I thought she was being (truly) serious, and how it's presented.
Depends on my mood at the time. What I thought I wanted in life.

This question can't really be answered. For what it's worth, I wouldn't be offput by it. Female masturbation and fantasizing is hot. Shows you're interacting with someone who has a degree of self awareness and a decently controlled and developed internal world.

On the forefront of my mind would be why. Why me. What do they want to happen here. Might ask her that. Might also if it was good, but likely wouldn't take it any further. Like I said, it depends heavily on my mood.
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>>16662791
>"Anon."
>"Yeah?"
>"I Masturbated to you last Night."
>"Oh, well... Thanks for telling me."
That's how'd it would go, at least for me.
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good
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>>16662791

"I'll help you with it next time."

How else would I fucking react? LOL
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I'm a little surprised >...I'd be pretty weirded out.
isn't a more common answer. Even if it were true, it's not the kind of thing someone would typically just up and tell someone.

Actually response, probably a sarcastic "That's nice" since a woman saying that to me is probably just trying to goad me into doing something stupid
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>>16664402
Projecting
Not him but if a girl ever said that, I'd be immediately so skeezed out I wouldn't want to talk to them
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>>16666490
But why?

Yeah, you'd be creeped out, so what? Tell why.
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I'd think "what a loser"
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>>16666529
Are you saying that if a woman, or anyone really, creeped you out, you would not, rather quickly, move yourself somewhere else?
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>>16666568
Answer the question, anon. You know exactly what I'm asking.

Why would you feel creeped out?
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>>16666577
I'm actually >>16666481 and explained it there.
I believe I misinterpreted your post as "Why wouldn't you talk to them"
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I'd feel aroused, flattered, and kind of weirded out at the same time.
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"noiiice"
doesn't matter who it is as long as it's not family
how much female attention do you think I get at all
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