I'm going to end it. Is there any way I can hire someone
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I'm going to end it. Is there any way I can hire someone to just shoot me? Or should I just head over to the local walmart, buy a shotgun, and do myself in?
Give me a throwaway email so we can establish contact. your address and maybe we can negotiate payment and termination. Sound good?
>>16644582
I knew you weren't serious. What a fucking bitch.
Here's a suicide hotline since your thread is basically a scream, cry and shout for help: 1 (800) 273-8255
>>16644582
Don't buy the gun at Walmart, look that minimum wage worker straight in the eye and pull the trigger
>>16644582
Im going to by one and go deep into the woods. Nature will clean up most of it.
>>16644582
Yeah? Well why? How big of a fuckup did you manage?
>>16644582
>lean to the side of my screen
>can see the dude's face more
Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa.
>>16644582
No, No, Please!
>>16645623
Fag doesn't even have a gun.
>>16645632
BUT HE'S GONNA DO IT!
>>16645645
Fuck that I'm closer than OP and I have the means.
>>16645647
NO DON'T DO IT! NOOO! NOOO! STOOOP!
>>16645647
No, Please! You're a good person!
If you've resolved to die, find something worth dying for.
There are causes in the world that need somebody who's ready to do it. Find one you believe in, and put your life on the line.
If you don't die? Congrats, you're a hero. It's win/win.