My bf and i were in bed watching Netflix and I put on "Real Rob" to see what it was and he popped a huge boner when Rob's Mexican wife came on. I got really mad. He said he just had a boner bc he was in bed with me and he was warm but I don't believe him. Now I feel sad.
>getting mad over an involuntary bodily function
>so fucking insecure that you get jealous of an actress on Netflix
he's going to dump you if you keep this shit up. Nobody likes living in a minefield
>>16634257
Well if she wAs a hot blond I wouldnt mind but he used to fool around with Mexicans and I dont like that
>>16634264
You have to be trolling
>>16634264
>he used to fool around with Mexicans
He should get checked for STDs, hepatitis.
>>16634272
No im serious. I mean wtf this is the same dude that watches granny porn.
He could have just lied and said he didnt have a boner but he tried to make some lame excuse
Does he wake up with a boner? Can you be sure he was dreaming about you? I think he's dream-cheating on you OP. Call a thought-PI to monitor his dreams and xatch him in the act of being aroused by women that aren't you.
Like he's literally the only person you find attractive.
As a person who has a lot of boners... I can tell you that you that you're dumb. He should leave you.
>>16634280
I find Justin Beiber attractive but thats it.
>>16634277
He shouldn't have to make excuses, or lie, about something he literally can't control. Erections just happen. It could've led to sex, it could've been fun, it could've strengthened your bond. But instead, you made it into a fight. You started shit, and made him feel like he did something wrong for having a healthy functioning body.
This kind of irrational jealousy is going to ruin every relationship you'll ever have
>>16634284
Why do you hVe so many boners?
>>16634298
Hello?
>>16634253
Look at the body language in that picture. He's way more into her than she is into him.
>I put on Real Rob
You're lucky he didn't dump you right there and then.
>>16634298
Some boners are involuntary, sexual excitement is not the only factor that trigger boners, you're crazy.
Why didn't you hate fuck him?
What a waste of boner.
>>16634464
He said he was just warm and comfy so he got a boner.
I think Rob just likes to know that men are getting boners to his wife while he is getting nothing from her. As far as we watched the episode was about how she bought a stripper pole but he had to jerk off sleeping on the couch because he disgusts her.
>>16634474
I had a horrible hangover from New Years Eve
>>16634253
Dude, hes totally gonna dump you for her...you can go ahead and set your pussy on fire because aint no one gonna stay with your insecure ass.
I just dont like how he is getting aroused by women who look nothing like me - if he was watching young aryan women with big breasts and getting a boner I would be HAPPY but why is he even with me if he likes grannies and women with black hair?!
>>16634578
Because he cant have that.
When he wants blonde pussy, he fucks you.
When he wants chicas and nanas, he looks at porn.
It isnt about you OP, its about his need for variety...you bore him sometimes and thats why he wants something different. He probably loves you, but just doesnt want you sexually at the moment.
Youre probably a boring fuck as well, and seldom make things interesting by trying new and exciting things.
"aryan"
shitposting ironically is still shitposting
You're such an insecure little bitch. I really hope you're trolling because you're being absolutely ridiculous.
Just stop.
>>16634587
He is bored?
That is horrible
>>16634606
You sound boring, Netflix in bed is normie shit.
>>16634548
Alcoholism won't solve your crumbling relationship, OP.
>>16634606
You cant just expect a man to want you for the rest of your life, you have to make him want you.
The beauty of latin women is that they believe in always looking top shelf, and maintaining a level of mystery. You open yourself up too much, and feel like you get nothing in return...
Well you cant just do the same old song and dance and expect it to always wow him. Step your game up girl, and be a real woman.
>>16634447
well he's rob schneider
you wouldn't be in to him either
>>16634608
He doesnt even like to go out.
He said he only wanted to watch animals. And i said I wanted to watch something funny.
So we tried Real Rob and then he got mad at me for getting a boner bc he said "i told you put on animals!!"
>>16634627
You have to be joking me
You know how many fat lAtina sluts there are out there?
The reason guys like them is they are E Z
>>16634253
Wow you're a bitch
Guys get boners for random reasons
Grow the fuck up
>>16634253
>HURRRRR I DON'T LIKE THAT MY MAN FINDS OTHER PEOPLE ATTRACTIVE HURRRRRR
Face it sweetie: you ain't the prettiest girl in the pageant. You're the best he could do and there's nothing wrong with finding very attractive people attractive. Fucking deal with it.
>>16634253
Op, quite frankly you're wrong, and no one is going to take your side.
You are not even asking for advice, youre just here to blow off steam because you feel like you need someone to understand your point of view.
You are making up excuses as to why you dont believe your boyfriend, and throwing him under the bus, by airing his dirty laundry about fucking mexicans and liking cougars.
You are not being a reasonable or good girlfriend at this point in time. Youre going to get yourself all worked up about what happened and then everything that is said here, youre going to project on to him and hes going to be confused or think youre a bitch and leave you.
Heres some real advice.
STOP
Get off of adv, and go clarify/argue with your boyfriend. Let him dig his own grave, or let him show you how stupid this whole situation is.
If you just want to blow off steam and vent, go the the "get it off your chest" thread.
Thank you, and stop shitposting.
But I am the prettiest white grl in the pageant!
Ew Mexicans
>>16634253
I pulled the 9 of Pentacles in reverse and the 8 of Wands. Fix up your home and fuck him.
>>16634280
its a good thing
I haven't read the entire thread, so I'm just gonna respond to the OP.
You are allowed to be mad at your boyfriend for being attracted to another woman. But then you need to also acknowledge that your boyfriend cannot help who he is attracted to, and an erection is an involuntary response. Just tell your boyfriend you're mad, and then when he calls you a retard for getting mad accept it.
I would however suggest in the future finding a way to cope with your jealousy, because starting a fight over something over something so insignificant is ridiculous, and the fact that you came to /adv/ to ask for help tells me that this is something you're deeply disturbed over.
have him walk in while you have an elaboration masturbation session in front of full-size picture of rob schneider
problem solved
