>>16631603
Tell us exactly how he asked you out, how long you've known him, and if you work with him/go to school with him.

Don't.
Just say no and let your peers handle the rest.

Hire a mercenary

have him beat the shit out of him

when he's on the floor bleeding walk by and say "by the way, this is me turning you down"

>>16631607
text

good friend, always went to him for my boy problems, i don't have uni with him, he's 7 years my senior. he told me he was into me since we met, which was nearly 3 years ago.

>>16631628
Tell me what the text said.

>>16631643
Hey! I know you said that you weren’t looking for relationships at all; so the outcome of this question is 99%, but i’m still holding onto that 1%. And dw, you didn’t lead me on or anything, I just wanted to ask if you would you like to date and at least give it a shot?

>>16631609
Jesus christ, are you still here? I remember when you immigrated from /pol/, and you told us you were raped by a dog in front of your friends lmao

>>16631628
holy shit you kept him blue balls for 3 years I am surprise he has not tried to rape you yet. at least throw him a bone for once for being a loyal friend for so many years or help him find someone else. poor fucking guy forcing him to put up with shit and not getting anything in return.

>>16631603
Tell him you like him so much, you feel you need to put the brakes on things. Then never respond.

>>16631603
Suck his dick.

>>16631731
Yea, or just kiss him while meaning it.