Can someone point me towards the worst lube out there?
Let me define worst. I don't mean messiest, I don't mean stupid things to use for lube like butter and shit. I mean a product sold legitimately as a lube, but is horrible at acting as a lube. Like it doesn't help at all with lubrication even though it claims to.
I have my own reasons for wanting such a product.
>>16610031
I think anything that isnt water based is shit.
I used some new "silicone" lube sample once. It claimed that it was hypo-allergenic and impossible for some kind of reaction to happen. The moment it touched me, it shriveled up into little rubberish residue. Like the glue that peel off a gift card. I'm female, so I had silicone rubber residue coming out of my vagina for days, since it was impossible for me to clean it out. It also gave me a yeast infection. Shit sucked and I'll never use it again.
I don't know if this was a reaction that only I experienced or if only females may experience it though.
>>16610049
I appreciate the detailed post, but that kind of wasn't what I was going for.
Obviously that silicone would be horrible.
I was more of thinking a lube that seems like it is working, but doesn't really lubricate well. So like if you were to use it during sex, afterwards you would be really sore once the adrenaline wears off because it didn't do it's job.
Just don't use a lot.
>>16610096
Oh well, that silicone one didn't do it's job either.