I lost a bet and will have to be sodomized tommorow. is there
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I lost a bet and will have to be sodomized tommorow.
is there any way to make this less painful I am an 100% anal virgin
>>16578025
Drug yourself.
Get drunk or take a shit before it happens.
that sounds very unsexy, why would you want to have sex when your partner is only doing it out of obligation?
>>16578025
This thread made me laugh after some bad feels, man.
>>16578025
Lube up, fuccboi.
>>16578025
You could get out of town for a little while.
Or, you know, don't do it. You faggot.
>>16578452
YOU HEAR MEH!
>>16578025
Sounds like you willingly lost that bet, fruitcake.
>>16578417
>Let me just turn on my trip for this HILARIOUS post!
>People need to recognize where all this FUNNY is coming from!
What a faggot.
Prepare yourself by fingering your butt a little. Soap and water make a good enough lube for that.
When the time comes for you to be sodomized, though, use actual lube. It really helps prevent soreness during and after the intercourse.
>>16578773
Oh, I forgot. If you're going to use your fingers, you really should trim and file your nails beforehand. Otherwise, bad things can happen.
