I think somebody took a shit in my bed while no one was home
>>16577821
You can't be too sure. Taste it to confirm.
Seriously. It was under my sheets.
>>16577833
Call ghostbusters.
>>16577833
kek
Well if you have a roomie or pet you can blame someone. If not, then someone broke into your house. Shit does have dna in it if you care enough to hunt the guy down.
>>16577860
Only if their DNA is on file somewhere. OP could have a serial pooper in his area.
Isn't this an episode of Always Sunny?
>>16577833
kek. you'd get better advice from /b/
>>16577833
Looks like dog shite.
>>16577875
My life is an episode of always sunny.
>>16577905
They tried to get me to check through the poop for hidden microphones. I'm not falling for that shit.
>>16577981
That's what I thought too.
>>16577857
No response.
>>16577860
My cat was outside my closed room when I came home. I doubt my sister would do this to me.
Pic related is my cat. I don't think he did it. His poop looks different.
>>16577821
What evidence do you have that it wasn't you?
