How do I get to sleep?

Bleach

>>16574482
I'd like to wake up afterwards.

>>16574405
I usually close my eyes when I want to go to sleep. You might be doing it all wrong.

Listen to a dull yet mildly interesting lecture.

Drink a couple bottles of whiskey until you pass out drunk. You could also take 20-30 DPH pills.

>>16574405

when I have trouble sleeping I will
listen to soft, no vocals, instrumental music (I recommend dj okawari)
read a book
drink chamomile tea
practice deep breathing (inhale 6 seconds, hold for 5, exhale 5)
count/recite alphabet in my head

Drink alcohol until you pass out drunk.

>>16574585
Tea is for pussies. Drink alcohol.

>>16574405
Turn off all electronical devices.

If you have to pee, pee in the bed.