Pick up lines
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I need the cheesiest, funniest and most outrageous pick up lines you guys can think of pretty fast
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You: "Whoa!"
Her: "What?'
You: 'Was that an earthquake or did you rock my world?"
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
Let's play 'house' You'll be the door and I'll slam you.
All I can think of. May I inquire why the sudden need?
>>16550574
Does this rag smell like chloroform?
-You look a lot like my next girlfriend
-I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
-You look familiar, do we go to college together? I think we have chemistry
-Does your phone have a GPS? I keep getting lost in your eyes
-Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together some time
-Can I have directions? [-to where?] -To your heart
On a scale of one to America how free are you tonight?
So uh, hey girl. I don't have my library card but do you mind if I check you out?
*act out of balance briefly*
Whoa!
>What?
Oh, sorry, I just felt like I was in a helicopter for a second. I guess it was just my heart taking off.
Excuse me.
>yes?
I hate to bother you but I'm about to go for a walk, would you mind holding this for me?
*offer hand*
"Am I your appendix? Because I can't wait to blow inside you."
>>16550698
variant
Are you my spleen? Because I don't know how you do it but I want to take you out.
This one requires props, use at own risk
*walk up to girl with arm full of limes*
Hey! How are you do-
*drop the limes*
Oh man... Sorry, one second.
*proceed to pick up limes, dropping them frequently as your arms get full*
I am so sorry...
*finally give up*
Sorry, I'm just no good with pickup limes.
Are you a Transformer? Because you look like a Hot-obot.
*after positive response*
If you were a Transformer you would be Optimus Fine
>>16550574
Sup bbgrl r u a beaver? Cuz DAM.
>Suck my dick.
>>16550711
Has a 100% success rate desu
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
"Do you have a boyfriend?"
That's what I always say.
I don't get why people use pick up lines.
>>16551000
I always try to find it out implicitly (if that's the correct word to use) if they have a boyfriend or not.
"And what do you do in your spare time? You hang out with friends? Your boyfriend?"
And without fail, they'll tell you if they have a boyfriend or not. As long as you include it somehow in there.
So you'll either get:
" I don't have a boyfriend"
Or
" Yeah we've been really getting into this Tv show lately...." Etc
"I bet you $100 I can kiss you without touching you."
This video shows how it's done:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QmoXaZ1kPM
>>16550574
Does your roastie like to suck dick?
>>16550693
*autism intensifies*
>>16551667
Come on, that's a good line and you know it
Tonight I wanted to find and talk to the best girl in here. One with the the sweetest, warmest personality and somehow you just stood out from the crowd. I'm Anon.....
Armageddon Opener is the only true way of the master;
"Hi, lets go home and Fuck."
she says no... just move right on to the girl right next to her... odds are in your favor brah.
>>16550711
Dubs do not lie
>>16551585
Then you find out shes a feminist and she goes twitter and says you attempted to rape her
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
