i'd be happy with even just one if i had to, but i have literally none.
>>16547787
I'll be your internet bf for 2 minutes.
>>16547795
what's ur annual salary?
>>16547812
Baby I make 12k a year. I can treat you to anything you want at walmart.
>>16547812
If you have to ask, you aren't worth my time. I know you're a troll. But /adv/ice to females, never ask a guy how much they make.
>>16547829
sry daddy but baby got expensive tastes :(
i'm being serious though about not having any bfs. please send help.
>>16547832
i'm not a troll i just have a sense of humor. it's horrible and everything is awful. accepting bitcoin donations for my bf campaign btw if anyone's interested lemme know~
>>16547838
But girl, I'd treat you to the finest bottled Pepsi. None of that generic shit. Tell me anyone else who would treat you right.
Im 32 and i've never had a bf, either. It didn't bother me at all. Also, male and not gay, so that may be why. You didn't specify your situation, op.
you sound annoying
>>16547845
i don't drink soda because i love myself. not even trolling who the fuck wants to poison themselves with that nonsense?
>>16547847
there's not much to say. i can handle spicy food better than you and everyone else in this thread. that's my talent because i can't sing or anything.
>>16547849
hey thanks for posting.
>>16547854
Bae it's alright if you don't like soda. I'll buy some boxed wine and we can dine at Ikea next door.
>>16547854
You know, that last guy you quoted has a point, especially after this post.
You want some dick or something?
>>16547838
Show us a picture so we can give you advice.
>>16547847
Yooo is funny guy. Yoo had me goin der for a sec
>>16547861
if you're poor let's just go sledding or something. it's winter after all. any day you get to spend sledding is the best day ever. and it's free, assuming you have something to sled around on.
>>16547865
yeah i love those vague and condescending posts that offer nothing of value but are mean and pointless.
>>16547866
i want true love.
>>16547868
i have lots of pictures
lol I'm so random xD pay attention ot me xDD
>>16547890
this is the meal nixon asked for and ate right before going on tv and resigning. it's interesting imo.
>>16547890
>>16547905
Alright this is just weird now. I had fun pretending I was poor.
>>16547890
>if you're poor let's just go sledding or something. it's winter after all.
THE PAIN
>>16547911
jeez sorry. i was sorta being serious? like poor guys are fine. i'm poor too, and there's lots of outside things we can do for fun. i'll try not to post anymore pictures of presidential meals but no promises.
>>16547918
aww :(
cheer up friend. without the rain we couldn't have basically anything. silver lining is that we're here existing and stuff
>>16547829
what do you do to make 12k a year? what're the hours like?
>>16547939
I actually make ten times that amount.
>>16547949
Ah, darn.
>>16547949
well i don't. hi i'm OP. i work in a nursing home taking care of geriatric people and i'm very very poor. sometimes i work 16 hour shifts.
>>16547787
why would a smart man even want a girlfriend? males have no male reproductive rights and you can force us to pay child support. also men are at high risk of paternity fraud because women are cheating as much as men or even more then men nowadays.
>>16547967
Well, if you want my financial advice you should switch jobs. Switching companies every 2 years will ensure you're getting a competitive wage for your experience, and companies these days don't reward loyalty.
Want my romantic advice? I don't let work define who I am. You shouldn't either. Also it's fine being weird, no one cares as long as you take care of how you look. This advice should be good enough for anyone who has stuck through this train wreck of a thread.
>>16547832
hey at least op is honesty of what all women want from you.
![city-lights-new-york-cool-desktop-backgrounds-that-move[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BgthPND.jpg "city-lights-new-york-cool-desktop-backgrounds-that-move[1].jpg")
>>16548010
>be me
>making 100k$
>living in high floor condo with pretty nice view (picture related)
Still no gf
>>16548021
That picture still has a watermark on it. Also you sound like a great match for OP. Go for it man, get some confidence and ask op out!!
>>16548025
>That picture still has a watermark on it
Oh yeah no shit, filename looks also a bit strange to be straight out of my phone yeah?
Also I'm not that low yet to go for broke and ugly trash...
Might as well pay 300$ for an escort girl.
>>16547787
I'll have sex with you and cum in your pussy and on your tits
>>16547787
Show a pic of your face
>>16547989
to experience the joys of love and gain a broader understanding of the human experience? maybe idk.
>>16548002
oh i'm not worried about work. good advice about switching jobs though. your romantic advice is okay. taking care of yourself is super important but it's hard finding people sometimes.
i'm kinda down now. just had a long conversation with my dad about my brother. it was very sad. kinda feel like i've lost my brother to alcohol and he could kill himself and i wouldn't be surprised. maybe a bad time to be posting.
>>16548116
Look, if you're actually looking for advice this thread is not the place to do it. It looks like it's just catfishing for white knights.
>>16548137
it's not something worth asking advice about. all anyone could say would be like: "there's nothing you can do. just focus on doing well for yourself. if someone doesn't want to be saved, that basically just sucks and they're a lost cause for now."
so sad.
sorry for ruining my pointlessly fun thread with seriousness, friends. maybe we can salvage it somehow. like how 'bout i give you guys advice? i'm really good at giving advice. ask away.
>>16548287
Hey Lucy, there is this girl in my class that I hang out with every other day. I think she might like me but I'm not sure. She seems to enjoy blue balling me though. Every time I try to kick the ball she just moves it out of the way at the last second and I always end up making a fool of myself. What should I do?
>>16548307
seek professional help. you're exhibiting masochistic characteristics and you seem stuck in an unhealthy relationship that does literally nothing positive for you.
blockhead.
>>16548319
All right, I laughed. Maybe you're not so bad after all. Good luck with your bro and finding a boyfriend.
>>16548395
hey ask some real advice
http://boards.4chan.org/adv/thread/16548377#lr16548377
if you don't i'll just go to bed.
>>16547847
Best post
>>16547854
>there's not much to say. i can handle spicy food better than you and everyone else in this thread. that's my talent because i can't sing or anything.
Challenge accepted
Discribe ur self
>interest
>appearance
>hobbies
>age
>place of employment
These things can help us help u
>go
>>16549573
You're a fool, friend.
>maked 34k a year
>saving all that money waiting to spend on someone special, to live forever
>never meet her
>all those money at the bank waiting to be spend
>slowly dying with no one loving you
It's hurts to live.
Did OP ever mention if he/she is a guy or a girl?
>>16549622
send me some buck on steam
Put that money to use :3
>>16549622
>maked
Use that money for some English classes, will you?
>>16547787
Do you mean boy friend or Boyfriend, as in male friend or male partner. If you mean boyfriend/s the fact that you'd want more than one is the reason you have none
>>16547787
You're probably ugly, fat or annoying. Or maybe you make yourself look like you're unavailable somehow.
Hell if I know.
>>16549623
OP would probably get a lot of attention if she could confirm gender.
I kind of assumed girl because of how they talked, I found her funny. Also, I'd like to hear about spicy food consumption.
>>16551273
I assumed girl too but girls also get overwhelming amount of attention from men so this thread shouldn't exist. We can't rule out that op is transgender.
