So this is going to sounds pretty weird, but...
Should I gift my mom a dildo or vibrator in the hope of hearing her masturbate?
I was thinking of buying it and then mailing it anonymously to her. I don't think she has any toys like this so hopefully she would accept it.
>>16495004
No. Just no.
>I said NO goddamnit!
>>16495010
Why not?
This isn't a troll btw, I'm serious about this.
>>16495017
please don't do this to yourself
>>16495017
Disregarding any moral qualms that any normal person would have about this... She's just going to freak out and throw it away. No one would use a dildo that they got in the mail from an anonymous pervert, there's no telling where it's been or what's been done to it. It might be maliciously tainted with diseases or something for all she knows. She might even start getting paranoid thinking that she has a perverted stalker.
Just.. for your sake and your mother's, don't do it. It is in no way a good idea and you're never going to hear your mother masturbate.
They make fetish porn for people like you.
>>16495004
Don't
>anonymously
What if she assume that someone in your neighborhood is the one interested to her and because she is interested/try to find the person out she go cheating?
Or what if your father thinks she is cheating right after seeing that thing home and she wasn't the one who buy it?
>>16495029
Well, shit. You have some good points.
How can I make this happen then?
Prepaid gift card to a sex shop and make it look like she won it in a competition?
>>16495035
Why do you want this so bad?
>>16495034
I won't go into why but this isn't an issue.
>>16495073
Incest fetish + she hasn't been with a dude in years, would probably appreciate it.
>>16495089
Is it because you live in a rural area?
Put yourself in her place, who would send this to her?
>>16495097
I don't know who would send this to her. That's the problem, I need a reasonable cover story to send it.
>>16495108
Say you sent it
who would she think sent it?
I don't know. Maybe someone from her work?I don't want her to think that.
I could print up some kind of fake "please review this product, fill out this anonymous form, and send the form back, you can keep the product" type thing?
>>16495004
Like the others above I think that's a terrible idea.
Instead you should give your mom my email address. I will hook up with her, go on a few dates, romance and seduce her. The when she's ready she can bring me home, introduce me to you, and then you can listen to me fuck your mom all night.
