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Gf have a status "i love you more than pizza", what

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Gf have a status "i love you more than pizza", what should i put as mine to surpass it?

She's really into pizzas
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:Did someone order extra sausage on their pie?"
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>>16470738
Pizza loves me more than you. Which should I choose?
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>>16470738
I love you more than two pizzas with a side of garlic bread.
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>>16470738
Does KFC do pizza?
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I love you so much I'd choose to bomb Boston instead of killing you.
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Is this the Krusty Krab?
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I love you enough to have amazon forever recommending me things based on my purchase of a "sexy pizza costume".
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>>16471262
Or... I love you enough to not make you choose between me and pizza.
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Pizza only loves your hips.
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>>16470738
post this as a reply

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCGetB0OX4g
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>>16472157
And say I love you more than eggs and trains and mobile homes.
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