Why the hell does /a/ worship cowtits so much?
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Why the hell does /a/ worship cowtits so much?
Because they're the best?
>>144249177
Mommy issues
>>144249177
Because that's basically what anime is all about.
If you say fanservice and anime, it's gonna be cowtits.
When lolis were common in anime, /a/ was all over them too.
>>144249177
are you gay
Heterosexuality
I don't. They're always drawn so large that they don't fit with the proportions of the rest of their body.
It looks ridiculous.
>>144249177
Big titties on a petite girl are a God's miracle.
>>144249226
>When lolis were common in anime
They are still common.
Excellent.
>>144249450
Not anymore.
Small > flat > normal > big > shit > cowtits
Boobs are love.
Boobs are life.
>>144249177
Flat is justice!
>>144249474
Perfect taste.
>>144249474
You seem confused
Cow tits > flat chest > big > small > normal is the correct order
>>144249474
you got that backwords
>>144249177
I don't.
>>144249506
Those are monster tits, not cow tits.
>>144249506
You can't even spell backwards.
>>144249474
Move normal up two spaces and I agree with you.
>>144249177
I worship tits of all sizes (up to a certain point).
>>144249177
>Implying
I worship moe, loli, and dfc as my holy Trinity. Cowtits is not in the Trinity.
>>144249541
>3DPD
>>144249506
Cowtitfags are retarded
>>144249177
Cowtits are disgusting.
>>144249194
First post best post, as usual.
>>144249541
>wahhh guys have fetishes
A true patrician likes breasts of all shapes and sizes. If I had to choose just one though it would have to be delicious flat chest.
>>144249541
>implying sibling incest is not a top fetish
>>144249517
I would gladly defeat those monster tits with my holy lance.
>>144249474
I would make small equal flat, but other than that it's perfect.
>>144249541
I hate real women.
>>144249506
Not big enough
>>144249541
>wanting to dominate and be dominated by your little sister is seen as weird
This world has turned out wrong on a fundamental level.
>>144249541
>Creepy faggots who are needlessly vocal about their sexual preferences and feel the need to complain about those of others are disgusting
Who would have thought?
>>144249606
and they hate you
>>144249474
>>144249496
>>144249498
>>144249550
>>144249557
>>144249568
>I'm a low-test beta pedo faggot
>>144249606
That's not really uncommon, or that surprising.
According to the Greeks, women were made to deceive and plague men.
>>144249627
/thread
>>144249474
Give me JUSTICE.
>>144249640
>Normalfag
>>>/out/
>>144249662
>>144249689
>>>/trash/
And take your garbage taste with you.
>>144249667
>>144249606
Show me on the doll where the bad girls friendzoned you.
>>144249662
>>144249541
>screencapping cowtits attention whoring.
>>144249177
They're wonderful.
>>144249177
I don't, I just worship tits
Shape matters much more than size anyways.
>>144249730
Savage
>>144249730
I wasn't ever friends with girls.
Thank fuck for that, who knows how bad I could have turned out.
>>144249740
>doesn't even use the /r/ redirect
Et tu, gaiafag?
Flat is justice.
>>144249730
>betas, betas never change
Feel free to fuck off wherever you came from
>>144249778
>I wasn't ever friends with girls
That's depressing
>>144249779
/r/ is for requests, not for telling people like you to go back
>>144249753
*suteiki
>>144249800
You probably should jog right back into /v/ with those dank memes.
I mean, don't you have some tfw no gf threads to post in there?
Are we really just going to let all the newfags and crossboarders in this thread stay?
>>144249830
>/a/ is a 3D board!
Seriously fuck off
>>144249825
I'm grateful for it. No joke, seeing how fucked over all my high school friends became because of women.
I dodged a bullet.
>>144249861
When did I ever say anything like that?
You're the one with the /v/ memes, anon.
>>144249870
Dude if you never had female friends, you're the problem.
>>144249876
>You're the one with the /v/ memes
takes a /v/agrant to know one. both of you go and stay go
>>144249901
I'm what all men should aspire to be.
Boob difference.
>>144249901
>associating with sluts
Why would you do that?
>>144249901
Not him, but I feel like having female friends in high school is the primary reason why I'm a sucker for Josei, rom coms, and j-pop.I'm not gay, I swear
>>144249910
>go and stay go
HA, THAT'S ALSO A /v/ MEME
>>144249927
A low-test faggot shitposting on /a/?
>>144249541
>stupid generalizations
>thinks too much of herself
>finds borderline vanilla fetishes creepy
>thinks her stupid fatass opinion matters
And this is why 2D > 3D.
>>144249177
You'd know why if you had ever felt/seen any
>>144249177
Because they are always best girls.
>>144249949
>low-test
The fuck is this meant to even mean?
>>144249940
You're not gay but you'll jerk off to boys who look like girls
>>144249949
A 3 faps per day autist with a Master's degree.
>>144249940
Only having female friend is a problem as well. You need the best of both worlds like Hannah Montana.
>>144249177
mmm cowtits
>>144249730
FEMALES GET THE FUCK OUT OF /a/.
>>144249177
Because breasts are filled with men's hopes and dreams.
>>144249446
My nigga
>>144249974
hahahahahahahaFuck
>>144249972
It means you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>>144249974
I thought this was normal?
>>144249177
When I was a 5yo kid I had a baby sitter with mega milk level cowtits and she allowed me to touch them if I was a good boy. I think it gave me fetish for gigantic breasts (and onee-chans). Real 3D girls have relatively small chests and thus I have to fap to anime.
>>144250038
So it's just the new meme insult like cuck? Got it, thanks anon.
>>144249730
>>144249830
>>144249876
>>144249947
You are fucking embarassing.
>>144249177
>Why the hell does /a/ worship cowtits so much?
most of us are not closet pedophiles
>>144249931
>two best girls in one pic
>>144250079
Low test is a shit /pol/ meme insult, yes. But I'm disappointed in you for not getting the Idiocracy reference.
>>144250079
Low test has been around for a while you hermit crab
>>144250079
>flatchested Liru
Don't insult Liru like that you fucking piece of shit.
Are tomboys best girls?
>>144250102
>getting embarrassed
>on an anonymous imageboard on the internet
Wanna know why I know you're a teenager?
>>144250141
Takes one to know one?
>>144250126
Liru is cute in all her forms you homosexual
>>144250168
Liru is too pure for your flat shit.
>>144250118
Sorry senpai, I keep taking breaks and missing out on all this new shit.
>>144250156
>literally "I know you are but what am I"
Wanna know why you're undoubtedly a teenager?
>>144250187
Liru is too pure for your Liru-hatred
>>144249474
Normal > Small > Big > shit > flat > cowtits
>>144250187
>flat shit
That's an oxymoron.
>>144250232
No, it's an understatement.
>>144250246
Incorrect.
>>144250258
Your face is incorrect.
>>144250271
Fuck you.
>>144249177
I don't.
But I acknowledge that anime at least has the advantage that tits need not be affected by gravity, thus allowing character designs where even large, unsupported tits don't look like floppy bags.
>>144250281
rekt
>>144250271
Good comeback. Sure showed me.
>>144250141
There's a difference between getting embarrassed and being embarrassing you dimwit.
>>144250314
Your mother is also fat.
>>144250271
>n-no u
Go back to twitter, kid.
>>144250352
>being embarassing
>on an anonymous imageboard on the internet
Well this went to shit real fast.
>>144249177
But I don't. I will never betray my guild.
>>144250378
>greentext stuttering
Kill yourself.
ITT: frustrated normalfag cancer.
>>144250427
It's not my fault that you make yourself sound that way.
>>144250456
Cease to exist.
>>144250477
N-no u
>>144250502
This is not your blog.
>>144250502
Yeah I'm sure someone on an anime image board has had many big chested girls, fuck off.
>>144250552
He speaks from experience, you have no proper counter-argument for that.
Post your favorite set of tits
>>144250552
>being this much of a cherry boy
>>144250581
My dick had a counter argument for your mom
>>144250620
Fuck man, you absolutely destroyed me.
There's no point in ever arguing with anyone here about the 3DPD thing. They will never change their mind, only feel pity for them because they have never had a single good experience with the opposite sex and in their limited, tunnel-esque view they condemn a vast and diverse demographic of people who share a sex organ, so they can get off to fabrications made by other lonely dudes that depict the top-standard of women they will never get or deserve. Ugly people who think they are entitled to a 10/10 are undoubtedly mentally and probably socially inept, the Chris-Chans of this world.
>>144250867
But Chris-chan is the Chris-chan of this world
>>144250967
Yes, but they're like his spiritual siblings, sharing the same expectation for perfection without actually having it themselves. If their waifus were real they would never love them because she'd still have standards no matter how nice she is. No one hot is yelling out 3DPD, it's without a fucking shadow of a doubt some fuck who couldn't attract a quality woman and projects his bitterness, acting like menial flaws are dealbreakers when she's way too good for him to begin with.
>>144250846
His art just makes me so hard, it's not even funny.
Man, I love cowtits. But cowtitfags are so cancerous I'm actually embarrassed of admitting that I am one. Even lolifags in their threads are more civil that the people ITT when I lurked there.
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>>144250865
>>144250582
Spider boobs!
>>144249721
Neck yourself.
>>144251267
You wouldn't fuck a spider.
I think we can all agree that flat chest with wide hips looks the most attractive.
>>144251384
Without a doubt.
huge > large > gigantic > flat > average > small
>>144250502
>big chested girls are also more confident in themselves, and in a lot of cases nicer since people have been nicer to them their whole lives
You mean the stereotype of the flat-chested scornful Tsundere is true?Doushio?
>>144251267
that 100% human boobs
>>144249177
You're telling me you want to bother with purchasing pillows, pillow covers both of which you need to clean every 2 weeks to a month, when you can have FREE ones with a busty woman?
>>144249767
You're alright
>>144249595
>pretending to be a man of taste
>"best tits are no tits at all"
You're full of shit
>>144252468
>3DPD
>free
>>144249931faster
>>144255895
http://exhentai.org/g/894579/41054dba69/
dead thread
Cow tits are a miracle
It is no coincidence that the best girl of all time has cow tits
>>144256792
That was already posted.
>>144249177
>Why the hell does [anywhere on the internet] worship cowtits so much?
I don't know, why don't you ask them all?
/a/ is for us lolicons.
Look at this an tell me it's not perfection.
>>144249541
>creepy fetishes.
This guy.
cowtits a best
>>144250603
softest ghost
>>144250582
>>144249506
>backwords
As expected of cowtitfags to be as brain dead as their cowtit waifu.
Don't think with your dick.
>>144258806
>it's not perfection.
Those things are pretty disproportionate but still fapable.
>>144249541
>shit that never happened to me: the post
3DPD always embellish reality and are extremely self-centered to the point of spewing sophistry.
>>144251367
>neck
Kill yourself, nigger.
>>144259398
Are her breasts trying to escape?
>>144249608
Sauce?
Because in the end, titfucks are the best.
>>144256792
Made some gifs of this show a couple of years ago. I probably messed with the lighting too much.
>>144259570
Same director as Seikon no Qwaser
>>144249177
Uh... because they are full of men's hopes and dreams. I thought everyone knew this.
I want to experience a euphoric paizuri.
>>144250115
Getting really sick of your flabby tumblrite ass trying to pin all crossboarder memes and edgy jokes on /pol/. You aren't welcome to shit the place up with your anime-irrelevant culture wars either. Take your rotten smelly snatch and obnoxious vendetta back where it came from.
>>144259244
>>144249518
>how gay do you have to be to ignore tits for grammar?
Kagefusa's engorged milk melons will forever be my favorite cowtits.
>>144260936
https://a.pomf.cat/rqgfcr.webm
>>144249541
>femdom AND maledom
Gee whiz, how come mom let's you have TWO dom fetishes?
>>144250103
you're right, we're very open and vocal about our loli appreciation!
>>144250382
thousands of anons are laughing at your right now, how embarrassing.
>>144260507
Does Ooglyboggles not even proofread before posting their blog?
>>144260507
I look down on /pol/ as much as the next anon but holy shit what a faggot
And he doesn't even know what he's talking about
>>144260409
B to G is my preference zone. I wouldn't turn down an H but those are just silly
>see this
>wat do
>>144249474
Fantastic taste. You can come over and fuck my sister.
>>144249446
Amen
>>144260409
add anti-grav
>>144264706
>unity engine physics demo.webm
There's nothing hotter than cowtits from the girl's POV.
>>144260639
Tits that are big enough for nipple penetration are the best.
>>144264706
Greatest shooting mat ever.
>>144261031
>https://a.pomf.cat/rqgfcr.webm
Which episode is that from?
>>144266258
I might be wrong, but I think it's from the 4th or 5th OVA.
Is there anything wrong with liking all kinds of tits? I love a good flat chest, but holy fuck, tits, especially huge ones, are so beautiful that I can't contain myself.
>TFW you see big boobs, but in your head you think "Those still arent big enough."
>>144267821
There is nothing wrong with loving all kinds of tits. I just lean slightly more towards big ones.
>>144267821
Huge tits just let you know.... "Damn, now that's a LADY."
>>144270121
>t.
Fuck off.
>>144261031
>You will never be kagefusa's shota sex-slave
>She will never use your body whenever she desires
>You will never be dressed up for her pleasure
>why even fucking live
>>144270198
>she never gets her tits back plus some extra because why not
>even in the mango she stays flat forever
>>144270198
Surely if I pray enough it could happen right? Imagine waking up and seeing this first thing in the morning...
>>144249177
Burger and fries common up
Why not?
>>144260441paizuri is overrated, better to just have the girl jerk you off onto her face
>>144264706
Shizuka can do it too
>>144249931
too slow
>>144271193
Oh sweet Christ we can only pray and dream for that to happen anon....
>>144271396
get off your phone or learn that sentences actually use words that make sense, not just what you think you heard.
Fucking Retarded millenials.
>>144272023
Holy fuck you got triggered, if course that's not how common is properly used.
I'm referring to the image spammed with the burger pussy anyway.
>>144272162
B-burger pussy?
>>144272367
What does it say anon?
"Your a faggot"
>>144249177
Easy to explain. /a/ and the rest of 4chan is visited by a bunch of male virgins who never kissed either nor touched a female breast in their life. So that explains, why they want the biggest ones...
>>144249177
It's a known fact anyone who is obsessed with cow tits has mommy issues
>>144272541
>>144272595
All me
>>144256792
Captain, from what series is that?
The biggest tits.
>>144272541
look out, deep thinker here
>>144249446
My brother in arms.
>>144272971
I've seen bigger
I've personally never understood the argument that always comes up in these and similar threads that "all TRUE breast lovers/breast men love ALL breasts in all shapes and sizes".
That's blatantly untrue. Breast men love big succulent, well shaped, round, perfect boobs.
The logic behind it makes no sense. Ass men don't love "all" asses, including flat, ugly, unshapely, cellulose-ridden lumps. Leg men don't like stick twigs, un-shapely, short undefined legs. Feet lovers don't love ugly, hobbity, hairy, dirty feet. Hair lovers don't love unkempt, dry, bland hair.
Only dfc and otherwise not true breast men who want to believe their breast men make the stupid argument that "oh, we love breasts, just mostly on women who have small or NO breasts".
>>144249177
Hopes and dream.
>>144272971
Such a happy nipple.
