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Girls und Panzer thread.
Remember that we have waited a year for the last two episodes, another year for the OVA and two years for the movie.
>>144173905
>a year for the last two episodes
Only 3 months, actually
I want to cuddle with Shizuka in a cabin in the woods!
Is Darjeeling a good onee-san?
Anyone got a translation for this?
>>144174255
And I want to set this cabin afire, while you two in there, Rin.
>>144174183
Who smokes here?
>>144174498
>Alina, they've all become completely crazy!
>>144174498
Just post the bill for damages on the door, she'll end it herself
>>144168176
I say, have the rabbit team have a go.
>>144174306
The best
>>144174551
Degenerates
Mihos first attempts to drive?
>>144174824
Young mother Shiho is way too sexy.
>Wake up
>See this
What do?
Pls keep this thread cheat free
>>144174926
Literally who
>>144174926
Good times ahead!
>>144174995
>longest surviving no-name
>no kill
They should have given the no names at least one Pershing!
>>144174926
Cum
>>144174926
Ask if I can watch the world burn with her.
For those who asked for this.
>>144175100
Cum where /a/non?
>>144174926
Wave Kuromorimine fan flag.
>>144175244
Where do you think
How much have you invested in /ak/ stuff?
>>144175244
Wherever she wants me to
>>144175371
I hope you're willing to take responsibility /a/non...
>>144175490
The only woman I would take responsibility for
>>144175514
>implying you wouldn't get Tsuneo'd
Portuguese themed school when ?
>>144175691
As soon as we get an Irish one.never
>>144174824
Even though Miho was the one who fucked up, Maho was the one who took all the scolding.
Anzio spin off when
>>144175911
Par for the course when you're the eldest sibling.
Even when you didn't fuck up personally, you're responsible for the younger ones.
>>144175911
Maybe Maho claimed she crashed the tank to protect Miho.
>>144176069
Damn, poor Yuzu...
>>144175347
Fucking Nogami.
Shit is too amazing!
>>144174427
>Darjeeling-sama, Britain is leaving the EU
>MLK quote, even if the world were to end tomorrow I would still plant my apple tree
>Let's do our best and drink tea
>Okay
There was a less half-assed translation when it actually happened.
Can't wait to see Mika through Rin vision.
>>144176512
I'd like to see Chihatans assaults through Rinvision.
>>144175871
Damn shame man they would offer a whole lot more variety to the scene not to mention give 1 more rival to St. Glorianna that not the french.
>>144176512
Is that some Finnish greeting?
>>144177037
No, that means "I like your wallet". Finnish greeting would be groping breasts from behind.
>>144175691
Alberto Balbosa as the Portugese equivalent of DUCE
>>144177139
Yes Carden-Loyd tankettes, and Vickers 6-ton (type b with the 47mm gun)tanks in the 1930s, and from late 1943 M4 Shermans (all 76mm gun all types), M3 and M5A1 Stuarts; M24Chafee, Canadian Grizzly tanks, and Cromwells and Mk3 Valentine (40mm gun)
>>144177330
Nah it should either be a Salazar type girl; a Afonso Henriques type girl, or a Cristiano Ronaldo type girl that every time she takes out a tank yells TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
![__itsumi_erika_and_nishizumi_miho_girls_und_panzer_drawn_by_torinone__fa01149ef5cea587badc8fd925c149b9[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p3URnEl.jpg "itsumi erika and nishizumi miho girls und panzer drawn by torinone fa01149ef5cea587badc8fd925c149b9[1]")
>>144177765
>or a Cristiano Ronaldo type girl that every time she takes out a tank yells TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I never thought how much I wanted this
Someone got the webm where they were stuck with the tiger?
Any material on Maginot School?
Do they use filthy early-war Renault products or GOAT late-war AMX products?
>>144178075
Do you mean this?
>>144175911
>adhd miho
>>144178169
Would be a great banner. Just add >4chan at the end.
Anyone got the Doujin cover featuring Anchovy's younger brother?
>>144178167
>he hasn't read the Maginot mangaI haven't either, I need to read about the most pitiful garupan who needs a hug.
>start reusing my old laptop
>waterfox still has old tabs stored
>loads a GuP thread from last christmas
>>135212422
The movie characters are only starting to surface, no one can name Rosehip or Nishi and even the finnposting is sparse. Kind of surreal.
These threads have been running for a long damn time.
>>144178322
That's some top quality girl right there.
>>144178322
>the most pitiful garupan who needs a hug
Erika?
>>144178322
Fondue will hug her every night.
While I love Kaydar, it's quite obvious Darjeeling and Katyusha have a history considering how often they've been seen interacting. Wonder why.
>>144178379
Even Erika hasn't failed as much as Eclair has.
>there will never be a Scottish team singing about the gallant forty twa
>>144178409
To be fair, Erika has better tanks and a working team.
Still, Eclair has time to improve.
>>144178409
whats that theyre watching?
>>144178322
>giving a shit about the french
>>144178730
A bridge too far I think
>>144178733
>Not giving a shit about the French
There's a reason they have 2 schools representing them anon
>>144178340
Reading some older threads, found this. Partial translation of Takeshi Nogami's interview.
http://www.animate.tv/news/details.php?id=1454479202
Part 1, "talking behind military adviser's back"
>He was in charge of original designs for Historians, Anteaters and Volleyball club teams.
>Suzuki Takaaki works with him as historical researcher/supervisor.
>He didn't participate in the production of the movie, so he just watched in during the private screening as some dude. He was however called in to help with some mistakes checking before the postrecording. They suddenly decided to add some Finnish words to Keizoku after the movie was done so he helped QA that.
>During the Nina loading scene Saiki Nobuo (military advisor) clicked his tongue and said "That's impossible" and then he sperged out "standing with a shell in a moving regular is against regulation, no human can calmly hold that weight so not having it in the rack is dangerous blah-balh-blah" People tried to tell him that it's just an anime but he wouldn't calm down. Then Nogami decided that it's his turn and said "Saiki-sensei it's actually dakimakura!" And after he was distracted, the next scene started and he forgot about Nina. Nogami thought "I worked hard today"
>Actually scratch that. It's just his long comments about various scenes from the movie which are just long spoilers. They mention Ratte being an attraction in an amusement park though.
>>144178999
I'm assuming BC Freedom gets all the based AMX equipment.
I saw a dream last night where Emrakul (lovecraftian madness inducing horror from MtG) attacked the GuP world. The story resolved around Maho trying to save Miho(but failing). The dream was fucking crazy and awesome.
At one point due Emrakul's influence the integrity of worlds started to shatter and for some time the world was connected with the world of Madoka magica. Maho saw the story of Madoka and Homura. Devil Homu saw Maho and took pity on her for she saw Maho's love for Miho was the same she had for Madoka and through some gap in worlds gave Maho some kind of a gem that later was used to shrink Emrakul so it could be destroyed.
The dream was long as hell and it felt like a movie. In fact when I woke up and was still dizzy I thought i had seen the GuP movie untill I remembered that the movie wasn't anything like that.
>>144178999
>There's a reason they have 2 schools representing them anon
A desperate attempt to make me give a shit?
Also the glorious commonwealth has 3 teams, 4 if you count America, which I will. France btfo again
>>144178730
Greatest war film of all time.
>>144179207
Is that a glowing vagina on that thing?
>>144178378
Eclair is one of the best looking garupans imho.
>there will never be a scene of Rosehip's crusader flying through the air in slow motion to take a shot aimed at Darjeeling's flag tank churchill as god save the queen plays in the background
>>144178482
The one team that's guaranteed to be going commando
>>144178733
>>144179256
>talking so much shit on the 14th of July
Écœurant.
>>144179429
I want season 2 to have another scene of Rukuriri getting outsmarted.
>>144178240
Bumping for an answer
>>144178999
>Partial translation of Takeshi Nogami's interview
That's neat, thank you.
Nina just wouldn't be the same without the ability to nonchalantly and effortlessly juggle a 40kg projectile.
>>144174926
Arrest criminal scum.
>>144179596
The 4th of July and the 12th of July are both far more important dates. I guess the 14th can be the 3rd most important day in July, so France gets a bronze medal, which is more than they usually get.
>>144179256
>commonwealth being relevant
How's that leave vote treating you, great britain?
>>144179821
>How's that leave vote treating you
Quite nice desu
>>144179683
pls no best girl needs revenge
>>144179385
Well it's a she so maybe
>>144178853
>>144179341
been watching old war flims cause of GuP, like battle of the bulge and kelley's heroes, ill check it out thanks, any others i should watch?
>>144177765
>every time she takes out a tank yells TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I want this,too
The vice commander can be and say nani at the same time
>>144180018
Im Westen nichts neues / All qiet on the western front, there are obviously no tanks, if you can live with that, view it (the older one!)
>>144178409
I thought it was just a reference to all the British tanks that were given to Russia during ww2.
Who Momo here?
>>144180352
Brits loved that commie cocktail desu.
Eternal Anglo is eternal.
>>144180445
No one.
>>144180525
You were close.
>>144180537
I don't see how your cute webm is supposed to be an argument.
>>144180537
I sincerely doubt that a Hetzer is even capable of moving its cannon that much to the right...
>>144174926
close the fanfiction.net window that someone left open to troll me
>>144180616
>Liking an angry, loudmouth dumbass who's not even talented in the art of Sensha-Dou
>>144180616
Hey, she's on a (crowded) first place.
>>144175225
I asked for the original and offered to typeset that translation as exchange. You did it first. I salute you.
>>144180709
There's only room for one at the top. That's Momo!
>>144180706
She's actually a nice, hardworking, stressed out girl. She deserves a hug.
>>144180709
Try to load a Hetzer at the speed Anzu fires... then speak again.
That tank was probably the most shitty thing to load in whole WWII.
>>144179206
nope
>>144180851
was meant to quote
>>144180706
>>144180706
Hey, she loads and guns when Anzus' being a shit.
AND she keeps up and doesn't keep Anzu waiting on the loads in a very cramped vehicle designed in a such a way that would make any loader quit their job. I'd say she's at least a talented loader in that sense.
>>144180803
We can talk about Momo, but Shiho before Maho and Miho?
>>144180966
I'm a sucker for her character design and silent respect for Miho.
>>144181758
All I wanna know is, why do they all have dakis, like they're some kind of quest item
>>144178240
Nevermind, found it
>>144178409
I noticed that too, but I don't see it interfering with Kaydar. I have some strong fucking yuri-goggles, but I can't see anything in the Darjeeling & Katyusha interactions.
Anyone got that pic of nekota demanding witness
>>144183264
Momo always looks so aggressive and unwelcoming; she's gonna die a lonely old maid's death
>>144184005
Mono is a cutechuuni
>>144184005
Keyword 'looks'.
We all know she's a cute, mushy girl on the inside who just wants to graduate with her friends. It's part of her appeal.
Post Duce
>>144183264
Why do they have junkie eyes?
>>144184320
What silly dance is this?
>tfw watching the GuP film for the third time
I think I need help guys.
>>144184352
Euphoric after saving the school twice.
>>144184352
Tankwondo is a highly addicting drug
>>144184407
Anon, what you need to do is watch it more times. You might die from GuP deprivation if you don't
>>144184439
But then he might die from panzermadchen overload!
>>144184510
That sounds like a fantastic way to go.
I do have a question, does Nogami Takeshi was assistant of Kouta Hirano like Michiking was assistant of Hisasi, because their styles surely have some familiarities?
>>144174926
Grab my fire extinguisher.
>>144184718
I've got mine outside
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bMZCfCIRcqk
Anyone has that picture of those two cute muscly girls?
>>144184991
Geeze, if that doesn't put out the fire than the exhaust displacing all the oxygen with carbon monoxide will
>>144182975
>You are awarded the knights cross of the potato order first class.
>>144185203
gee, the czechs really do think of everything don't they!
>>144184991
Funny thing: the firefighters of my province (Madrid, Spain) used to have a T-34 tank reconverted into a firefighting vehicle made airthight and with its own oxigen supply plus with a water gun and a 6000 liters water tank. Just in case there ever were a fire in the (several kilometers long) Guadarrama mountain tunnel.
Sadly, that old veteran, reconverted to a different role, is no longer active. Their current firefighting tank is pic related, which is purpose-made and not a conversion.
I'm going down to the German Tank Museum in Munster on Saturday.
Anyone want me to take pictures of anything in particular?
>>144186142
Hetzers!!
>>144186142
I don't mind much which tanks you snap at but preferably try to get a camera with a good flash and try to get pictures of the tanks' bottom
There's been too many average pictures of tanks from their sides, front etc so why not take one from an unusual angle?
>>144185756
What can I say, they're pretty good withCzechnology
>>144186142
You know the drill, you have to hug the rocket and post pics.
>>144186142
i forget if it's there or at the other museum in germany, but if the VT tank is there i'd love pics of that. Bundeswehr stuff is super underrated compared to ww2 kit
>>144186142
Their Kpz 70
All the best german generals were prussians.
>>144187019
they also LOOOOOOOST
>>144186334
I don't have the time or money to upgrade my photography equipment, but some bottom shots is a great idea. I'll definitely do that.
>>144186217
>>144186607
>>144186807
Certainly.
>>144186453
I'm not going to do that. I might get my brother to do it, though.
I'll upload the pictures to an Imgur gallery or something, probably on Monday.
>>144186453
If that would be Japan and not Germany, one day there would probably stand a Sodoko cutout next to the grenade with a sign stating that hugging grenades is against the museum regulations.
>>144186798
Am I the only one who finds this picture seriously disturbing
>>144187840
I used to really dislike the art style but it's grown on me.
I wouldn't say I like it, but I can now tolerate it.
>>144187840
it's the eyes isn't it
>>144184320
Finally, a decent post
Megumi is best umi.
>>144187950
The only art style that deviates a lot from the show's but I still enjoy is pic related.
>>144188097
Excuse me?
>>144187840
Have a less disturbing Erika.
>>144188178
>"You know, Erwin, that loud TAKA-CHAAAAN moaning over there REALLY disturbs me when i try to read panzer books.."
>>144188366
>Caesar literally eating carpaccio
>tfw no Pepperoni gf
>>144178340
Still going through the old threads.
>>144189187
DEJA VU!!!
>>144189187
I knew this existed somewhere, thank you anon. Now if only I could find that Yukari picture I saw years ago.
>>144189485
Yuuki a cute and Faggot the one who dumped her
>>144188620
I bet those nipples are nice andpuffy
>>144188620
Are you a shota?
>The 100-ton tank proved to be a dismal failure during field trials, as deploying the vehicle was impossible. The tank sank over a meter into the ground when it was driven off the concrete platform.
>...travelling over uneven terrain, the normal venue for a battlefield tank, was impossible. A tarpaulin was pulled over the vehicle (...) and the prototype was abandoned
Today we laugh at Maginot.
The new version of The Encyclopedia of Girls und Panzer to be released in Japan on August 2, 2016
https://www.amazon.co.jp/dp/4758015023/
>>144190025
Fuck you.
Top tier genes
>>144189684
Dang. What's with all the Duce otouto /ss/?
And is there more?
>>144191044
Because she has otouto.
>>144190685
Probably.
>>144190685
>>144191315
Literally made for breeding
>>144190025
>>144191152
>>144191203
I expected better from a GuP thread.
>>144191315
I knew she had an otouto, I've seen the chart. I was talking about why all of the art of her otouto has been popping up recently.
>>144174016
It felt like a year. It's interesting, but if it were almost any other show, people would have been flaming and bashing the anime. It's sort of how Hiatus x Hiatus is still popular still.
I wonder how long we have to wait for more GuP anime though. Been 9 months almost since movie came out.
>>144191611
>expecting better
this was a terrible mistake
>>144191611
>expecting better
inb4 miho_riding.gif
>>144174824
Need translations. Poor Maho. Miho wrecked her Panzer II?
Regular clothing Shiho FTW.
>>144178409
I want that blanky for my kotatsu!
>>144191700
Got you covered senpai
>>144191708
>Ooarai school uniform Shiho FTW
FTFY
Anyone got a translation for this>
How come the gooks are so much better than westerners at these things?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=cvVhJX3vW8g
>>144192320
They have the right kind of autism for it whereas westerners just have the disgusting kind.
>>144192320
idunno man, i mean, these 2 still kinda win for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHQ0uFSGJQA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjugcZIYRzw
>you will never be abuse by yours sisters friends
>>144192645
What a shame
>>144191617
Probably someone saw the chart, made a drawing of Duce otouto molestation, then other people liked it and drew more. Simple as that.
>>144193050
I think that this was the first one
>>144193253
Translation?
I re-watched the series for the first time since air, and then watched everything else.
Give it to me straight lads, how shit is this taste?My favorite tanks are Pz.2s
>>144193610
>Klara at 37
Pretty shit taste.
>>144193610
>Anzu in 1st place
>Sodoko in top 10
>Sodoko clone in top 12
Some shit but otherwise not bad.
link to sorter?
>>144193610
Any list where Yukari isn't number one is automatically trash.
Good taste in tanks, though.
>>144193687
Sodoko is a dork
Pazomi is dopey dork
I like dorks. And I like Anzu's voice a lot.
>>144193684
She's really pretty, like Assam. But that's about it. Sorry fella.
>>144193610
Fukuda is worst girl
I see nothing one her
>>144180018
Where Eagles Dare, The Longest Day, The Bridge on the River Kwai, The Great Escape, Das Boot, The Dirty Dozen, Guns of Navarone, Letters from Iwo Jima
Also Saving Private Ryan and Band of Brothers if you haven't already
>>144193992
>>144180018
and if you feel like reading, check out With The Old Breed by E.B Sledge
>>144193831
Look, I didn't say it was all bad and really. Who gives a fuck what anyone else here thinks. We all have shit taste when it comes to something.
>>144194072
i mean, look at all the people who like michael wittmann
>>144193992
The Pacific is good too, also Come and See, Cross of iron, The Big Red One, Von Ryan's Express, The Bridge at Remagen.
>>144180018
>He hasn't watch Stallingard
You make tank fairy disappointed anon.
>>144194223
Stalingrad stream when?
>you will never take Erwin to see Stalingrad as your date
why Erwin is so perfect?
>tfw no pregnant Erwin fan art
>>144194375
>>tfw no pregnant Erwin fan art
Never knew I wanted this till right now. Thanks.
>>144194375
>>144194412
At least have this
>>144194223
youre not talking about the newer one are you? cause i saw that, ive seen most newer war movies i was talking about older movies from the 70s on down
>>144194604
I want to marry Erwin and Raise her child together.
Don't forget to watch the bad ones to laugh at them.
Like Red Tails and Enemy at the Gates.
>>144194660
1993
dem feels
>>144194689
sorry anon but I wont let you rise my kid
>>144173905
the driver shot themselves in the head presumably after 5 seconds of trailing behind the lard ass in front of them, christ man could you go any slower?
>>144174551
Never tobacco, at least.
>>144174824
>SDKFZ 10
>tfw I built a 1:72 one with non rubber bands tracks
fucking pain in the ass
>>144194734
I used to know a guy who liked Enemy at the Gates so much that he became an actual communist in real life.His father had fled from North Korea in the 1980s and almost disowned him for it.
/blog
Is it not a very good movie?
>>144195014
CoH2 tier
>>144193253
I want to make her a mama.
>>144195014
Becoming a commie because of a jewish movie
>almost
Should have
>>144195040
What's wrong with CoH2's story? I only played a few missions.
>>144193253
>>144193394
>Are? where did my ice cream go?
>Nee-chan, stop wandering around the house looking like that.
>Shut up, it's in the house so it's ok.
>>144195093
That's something normal
>>144194930
I'd rather have individual track links instead of those bullshit pieces that 1:72 tanks come with.
This was so bad. I tried hard and I saw literally nothing good about it. How do you people actually watch this cute anime shit and like it? Your brains are fucked.
>>144195632
Yeah and how can girls wear make-up? That's so gay.
I don't wear make-up so I don't understand what they see in it.
>>144195450
Ruskies got buttroasted because they were portrayed negatively in WW2 media for once.
איך ווילן צו מאַכן ליבע צו ערווין !
How do I get into kits? Is there any recommended first models and sizes? I want to do an M18 or and Easy Eight but i'm not sure what I'm getting into.
>>144195773
Watch this playlist.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8a10JKAJv8AoyKgnTTL9IDgtXVm_Dc83
Remember to buy your tools in a hardware store or mall to save money and don't start with anything smaller than 1:35 so you get the chance to train the dexterity of your shaking sausage fingers.
where do i rate /ak/?
>tfw I stop doing model kits almost 10 years ago
>tfw I still got my tools
>tfw all my paintings are now dry
I still got my DAK infantry to end
>>144195524
I want to cum in Anchovy's wig and make her wear it through a senshado battle!
>>144195977
I don't even watch this show, I just saw your post and came into the thread to call you a fag for questioning another person's taste. See ya.
>>144196048
i still need to finish painting this chieftain, probably just gonna do standard BAOR pattern because fuck the berlin brigade camo is complicated
>>144176512
>Rin, where the fuck is our tank?
>Series ends because they can't compete against the BT-42 teamed up with a newly purchased Te-Ke that Mika is using.
>>144196082>see ya>implying you didn't come back to see my reply
LOL
>>144196048
>waiting ten years for the paint to dry
Now that's dedication.
>>144196067
That would be difficult, you would have to actually maintain an erection in the presence of Anchovy
>>144196111
I've got a Nashorn that I'll probably never finish because I hate Revels 1:72 tanks.
>>144195773
>>144195987
For stuff like paint I'd actually suggest getting a decent hobby brand.
And for cutters make sure you don't get wire cutters. They are made to pinch, not cut plastic and will just chew it up.
>>144196113
Then she'll fight on horseback
>>144196067
Rude
>>144196159
Gayest post so far
>>144176859
I really find that all black face fucking funny
>>144196223
>Liking fascists
>>144196286
Katyusha is not old enough for glasses.
>>144196233
>>144196286
>Liking dirty commies
Daily reminder that if you didn't cut your finger while building model kits you aren't model kit baptized
This was actually a saying in my old model kit building club
>tfw I was 12 and surrounded by 50 yo
>one was even a cop
>we listen to german marches while building model kits
such good memories
>>144196286
>>144196353
If only there were something better than those ideologies.
>>144196353
>not liking commies
>>144196461
Speaking of Communism, why isn't there a single piece of fanart of Clara or Nonna in an Adidas tracksuit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koysrFB9ksk
I made this. What do you guys think?
>>144196510
I enjoyed it.
>>144195771
What is that, Klingon?
>>144196612
Qo'
>>144196510
I like it.
>>144196435
Sounds like my local IPMS.I'm the only guy who brings mech models like gundam and frame arms to meetings and rarely bring in any Armor.
which garupans do you think haveforeign parents?
>>144196671
Kay
>>144196650
How tiny is that gun if it looks small in even Noriko's hand?
>>144196461
Axis all the day
>>144196671
Clara.
>>144195987
Being an engineering student, I have most of the tools, the only tools I don't have are the specialized stuff, like the pin holder thing.I might jurry rig a needle onto a soldering iron if needed.
>>144196193
I have a few good cutters aside from a hobby knife. pic related, is my favorite. Gives good cuts and makes breadboard work extremely easy. Is this good enough for model work?
>>144196510
I'm fucking dying here man
>>144196878
>Pin holder thing
Pinvice? Those can be gotten for pretty cheap. And for a modeling knife I'd suggest a smaller hobby knife over that giant box cutter he's showing in the video as well unless you're scratchbuilding and cutting really thick plastic sheet.
Whats this fanfiction.net meme I'm new here
>>144197683
>So new he wasn't in the previous thread.
>>144195771
וי וויי !
>>144196671
the nishizumi father is an Israeli spy
>>144197834
Does someone have the link to this?
Good night my fellow /a/non's, heres hoping the thread wil still be alive by the time I wake up
>>144173905
>Remember that we have waited a year for the last two episodes
>we
fucking who? everything was shit.
Would you suck Anchovy's little anchovy?
>>144198173
http://galax.moe/panzer/sort/
Drill hair is stupid.
>>144199143
I want to drink Anchovy's special once-monthly Bolognese sauce from the source, if you know what I mean.
I want to pour my semen on spaghetti and feed it to Duce.
>>144184380
I think it's original, possibly inspired by Kill Me Baby's ED.
>>144174926
show her a copy of my home and auto insurance which covers fire and theft.
Would you cook burger steak for both Erika and Arisu?
>>144199874
shizuka should always be last, like >>144196039
>>144199901
Of course I would.
>>144196039
>Miho outside of the top echelon
>>144199901
Only if there's enough rat meat to scrounge together for Erika's burger. Arisu gets a good burger though.
>>144196510
It's perfect
>>144199874
This is the only correct ranking.
I want to be with Maho forever.
>>144199901
Alice is a very rude child
>>144200323
Go to sleep!
Along with my daughter!
>>144199901
>All right!
>It's finished!
>Today's hamburger steak turned out great!
>You-
>Hurry up.
>W-
>HURRY.
>>144200079
this thread needs more cooking webms
There is something I've been wondering for a while.
Where does Saori expect to find men if all of the ship's crew and student body is composed of females?
Do male schools even exist?
>>144200704
Well, she certainly wasn't born from IPS cells...
>>144200704
Maybe brothers of some students.
And I think Saunders isn't female school/academy, but for everyone.
>>144200704
There are guys in the senshado stands, aren't there?
>>144173905
>we
ha!
>>144200745
One of the M3's crew even mentioned having a boyfriend.
>>144200759
Do those brothers not go to school then?
>>144200818
Another mentioned how boys are avoiding her because she keeps talking about tanks.
>>144200854
There must be a male school somewhere not the ship.
>>144200704
Saori has me.
I want toadmireShiho-sama!
DUCE
>>144182242
Why do guppies love to bully?
>>144202885
Does Anchovy's little brother take advantage of his older sister by promising to cook her pasta if she would play with his peepee?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jDwxIdoYBo
Lewd!
>>144202943
More like he is Anzio's fucktoy
>>144202885
>WorldOfPay2Win shirt
>>144203125
>wot
>p2w
I want this meme to end.
>>144203125
I didn't know War Thunder changed its name.
>hurr durr WoT is crap
If you wanted to shit on WoT GuP did it much better.
>>144203167
>Jew gold ammo
>>144203212
>Gold ammo you can buy with the in-game currency
Please at least keep up with the games you're shitting on. Next thing you're gonna tell me is that the Type 59 is the OP P2W tank.
>>144203212
You can buy gold ammo with credits, from like 4 years ago.
so I'm starting to watch this and they keep talking about boys
why do they keep talking about boyfriends and guys hitting on them
does it stop?
>>144203309
Why do you give a shit?
>>144190181
Finally some official picture of Alice and Katysha standing near each other. But still not enough to compare heights.
So who is taller? Is there official height for Alice?
>>144200059
I tried to like Shizuka. I really did.
>>144203125
WoT is a senshado simulator
>>144203530
Translation for anyone wondering is "possibility of repair".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1xYymjOjFc
Recording the OSt.
>>144203366
Doesn't matter anyway because Alice is just a 12 year old child who will grow up while Katyusha is a legit dwarf.
>>144203760
Based Pravda nutrition
>>144203554
i didnt know they actually repaired tanks apart from tracks and engine trouble
Anyone got a link for EVERYTHING?
The series, the ova's, the movie, Yukari's tank talks, etc?
My hard drive shit the bed and I need to re-download it, but it's harder than having accumulated it as it came.
Nina a cute
>>144204068
Go to the /ak/ wiki, it has most everything you want.
>>144204657
F A T
A
T
![[ROKUGA] GIRLS und PANZER OVA2 (BDRip 1280x720 x264 AAC).mkv_snapshot_03.28_[2016.07.13_17.28.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xBz3Xmz.jpg "[ROKUGA] GIRLS und PANZER OVA2 (BDRip 1280x720 x264 AAC).mkv snapshot 03.28 [2016.07.13 17.28.43]")
>>144205277
This show is full of fatties.
>>144205697
The fattest
>>144205697
>big tats = fat
I hate this meme
>>144205697
>Ducks
>fat
They are the volleyball club, anon. Not the sumo club.
>>144200988
Put Eclair in one room with the Nishizumi family and see what happens.
>>144206339
Don't forget the mop bucket, and IV drip.
>>144206742
That's some hazardous level of smugness there.
What's Maho's favorite Pokemon, and why is itmy Diglett?
>>144206928
>Maho
>playing pokemon
>>144206978
I just had an amazing idea.
Pokemon
but with TANKS
![[ROKUGA] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM (BDRip 1280x720 x264 FLAC).mkv_snapshot_01.04.47_[2016.07.15_00.44.19].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/m4DDGEa.jpg "[ROKUGA] GIRLS und PANZER der FILM (BDRip 1280x720 x264 FLAC).mkv snapshot 01.04.47 [2016.07.15 00.44.19]")
>>144206928
>pokemon
>>144174926
Make Kuromorimine great again.
>>144207003
How would the combat mechanics work?
You could make a romhack of FireRed with tanks instead of pokemon and Garupans as Gym leaders but are you going to replace types and moves with?
>>144200323
Personally I'd switch Anchovy and Darjeeling's rank and then replace either Rosehip or Caesar for Erwin
>>144207163
desu, when he said pokemon with tanks, I thought we would get pokemon driving tanks.
St Gloriana is the only school that matters lets be honest
>>144200323
>>144207592
>no Yukari
what happed to the /ak/ I knew
>tfw never going to cuddle with Mika in a comfy apartment.
>>144207630
It's gone.
>>144207642
>Mika
>Rosehip
>Suzuki
>HoshinoYou can come over to my house and fuck my sister
>>144207630
with so many best girls it is hard to choose.
>>144207630
>Yukari
fucking gross man
>tfw nearest hobby shop is 500 kilometers away
I like Girls, I like Panzer, I do not like Girls und Panzer
>>144207812
I bet you don't like green eggs and ham too!
>>144207839
>green eggs
>>144207747
translation anywhere?
And there is quite a number of pics with Erika in leopard bikins lately, it seems. Not that this would be a bad thing.
>>144207792
Where dou you live, in the Gobi desert?
>>144207864
Shut up and eat Sam
>>144207812
How do you feel about Girls und Pasta?
>>144207909
Rural British Columbia.
Don't bully Shiho!
>>144208102
Very scared Saori.
>>144207003
>Garupan GO
>Find abandoned tanks in your area
>Recruit crews in certain location
>Field your own personal Senshado team
>Battle other team in designated area.
>>144193610
Where did you rank the girls?
>>144208275
here:
http://galax.moe/panzer/sort/
>>144173905
I recognize that gif.
>>144174926
Turn around, keep sleeping, maybe next time it will be pic related.
Latest Rabu Rabu 4-koma Web Edition:
http://girls-und-panzer.jp/img/special/web_151r_b.pdf
>>144199901
Only for Erika.
>>144208527
>That Yukari pic
10/10
>>144189875
>someone capped my post
>>144208527
I'm starting to feel like Yukari may be my favorite out of the main 5.
>>144208693
Just starting?
I want to make love to Shizuka!
>>144196039
>bermuda that high
>when arisu is that low
?
>>144208767
I never really had a favorite, I kinda liked all of them. Kay is my absolute favorite though.
>>144208835
Some people aren't lolicons
>>144208823
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, RIN.
>>144208858
I want to laugh at the haters with Shizuka!
>>144208849
My fellow patriot!
>>144208430
Why does she keep getting molested
>>144208823
Not going to wait until marriage Rin?
>>144208852
And the bermudas deserve top ten because?
>>144208849
Forgot my picture.
>>144208878
>That Katyusha in last place though
>>144208937
Just noticed Katyusha, oh lol.
http://ch.nicovideo.jp/animedia/blomaga/ar1066053
>>144209102
Okay but why didn't the gunner shoot
>>144203760
I just want to know if Katyusha is shorter than 12 year old.
>>144190181
BTW out of context, Alice and Katyusha look in this picture as related somehow (like twins or clasmakets).
>>144209274
Erika, pls.
>>144209274
Erika?
>>144209190
She was wondering why the character she only sees on Arisu's panties is in front of the tank.
>>144209342
w-what happened Erika -sama?
>>144209407
Voytek is not at all related to Boko, anon
>>144209411
That dreadful Miho girl must be bully her again
Don't get involved
>>144209450
I don't think Miho is capable of intentionally bullying anybody
>>144207792
>tfw have to sell kidney if I want a semi-decent tonk kit
Do you love rabbits?
>>144196510
There'¡s a nigga's head that needs to be moved to the right and likely flipped around. Otherwise, perfect
>>144200812
Yes, we.
Don't pretend to be a special snowflake, Anon
Supercut is being uploaded to Nyaa now, sorry for the delay.
>>144203903
That's what it means
Anon threads ago speculated it was th ekind of sports statistics (like % of assists, % of hits, etc...) that sports fans seem to fanwank around and that sports comentators actually use to have something to comment about betwen actually interesting things.
It spawned a full thread of several Anons doing a full sports comentary of the match's start with the cavalry arrival.
And
It
Was
GLORIOUS
>>144209932
What subs do they use?
![[AK] GIRLS und PANZER - Akiyama Yukari's Tank Corner 06 [6CC644C1].mkv_snapshot_16.43_[2015.11.24_12.32.53].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X6FdFn1.jpg "[AK] GIRLS und PANZER - Akiyama Yukari's Tank Corner 06 [6CC644C1].mkv snapshot 16.43 [2015.11.24 12.32.53]")
>>144209987
/ak/
>>144209411
Maho left the onsen in front of her.
>>144207630
Is largely not bothering to "rank garupans" because they already know who is best girl. That rank thing is for newfags.
>>144210003
Sweet
>>144209932
said file
http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=830447
upload might take up to a day so bear that in mind
>>144209956
>>Anon threads ago speculated it was th ekind of sports statistics (like % of assists, % of hits, etc...) that sports fans seem to fanwank around and that sports comentators actually use to have something to comment about betwen actually interesting things.
It literally cannot be that since Ooarai tanks have them at "Complete" which means it doesn't make any sense for it to be a tank's statistic.
>>144208873
>thinking the ones laughing at you for being a Shizukafag will care what you think - you shit taste is proof that your opinions are irrelevant
Ahhh I wanna shitpoast about Monogatari sales
>>144200079
>Mixing tofu and spring onion with the ground beef.
Absolutelydisgusting.
Have a proper burger of Saunders specialty.
>>144210201
>>144209803
I want a rabbit as a pet.
>>144210311
What the hell is going on here. Has Pekoe ascended into an eldritch abomination?
>>144203530
>>144203554
>>144203903
>>144209956
>>144210163
修理可能 can definitely mean that but in this context 修理可能 definitely means "Serviceability", or "capability of being used".
Especially since the next stats that were shown in the screen were tanks that were knocked out and had the header "行動不能" or "incapable of action".
>>144210163
Yet the sign DOES say "possibility of repair".
(Most likely a guesstimate from whoever is running the signs about if the crew will be able to keep the tabnk operational after not-disabling battle damage, since the white flag is based upon what part of the tank gets hit, not hitpoints - we know from Nizushima's twitter about the bridge battle in episode 3).
Note that it doesn't show all tanks in the batle, just a few ones (and the ones that say "complete" were not destroyed until rather later in the movie, so it indeed shows that their crew managed to keep them operational)
Basically what that sign tells us is that several of the Pershings got track damage or stuck turrets that their crews will have to work to repair, and that Arisa's crew had already managed to repair the multiple things that got damaged in their woods battle.
It also tells us that one of the Pershing crews is made of very good mechanics since the "experts" gave them a rather low stimation of being able to keep the tank running, yes they did.
>>144210286
?
The graph, I mean - we know about the meme
>>144210492
>>Yet the sign DOES say "possibility of repair".
see >>144210482
It does not
>>144210795
Erika is lood.
>>144210844
She just doesn't want to get a sunburn!
>>144210536
>>144210536
Stalker points graph of GuP Bluray 1 from November 22 2012.
Not as impressive as the quality of Monogatari sales though.
>>144210844
Why? She keeps the bikini on.
>>144208873
such a great design, shame shes a fag.
>>144211111
Girls can't be fags dumblord. Shizuka is a perfect himesama.
>>144211111
Is that supposed to stop me or something?
>>144211192
Mmf
Gonna make you a mother so hard
>>144211192
Why are her shoulders blushing
>>144211209
yap
>>144211248
nope
>>144211288
It's sunburn because Miho wasn't diligent enough in applying sunblock here >>144210795
>>144211288
She's sunburnt because she isn't used to go out in the Sun without the KMM uniformor a reindeer suit
>>144211353
>>144211354
sunburnmind
>>144211224
Time for Miho to get a younger sister.
>>144211192
Time for Erika to become a teenage mother.
>>144211402
Why are the boys in this show so sexy?
>incest
>yuri shipping
I love Erika!
>>144200704
Seeing as modern day supercarriers have crews in the thousands, there's bound to be a trap or two on a SEVEN KILOMETER long ship
>>144211537
Hey, I'm first!
>>144211515
Say what?
If I go for surgery to look like Maho, will she love me?
>>144211502
No idea
>>144211673
I'm not sure if Saori is going to love you if you look like Maho
>>144211502
YES
>>144211515
In a show full of cute girls, the fact that only 4 or 5 of them are shipped yuri is fine.
>>144211547
Official people abboard is around 30000 (source: OVA 3
Regular stimates for people who don't rank a 0 in the Kinsley scale (read: not strict heterosexuals) is 20%.
Give it half for males. Because even if it's a girl's school, most of the population isn't the students and crew, butthe support staff of the city above. Let's adjust it to 40%
Asume that 99% of people who isn't 100% straight aren't crosdressers (I'm being quite conservative in this calculation because we're shootig for least favorable case).
That's about 24 traps onboard Oarai Carrier.
>>144211908
It's a considerable more than that even if you only count gay >implications in Motto Raburabu, rather than random fan things.
Orange Pekoe a cute, A CUTE!!!
>>144212008
>Kinsley
*Kinsey
Gomen
>>144212225
Not as cute as Miho!
>>144212008
>30,000 population
>15,000 males (0.5)
>6,000 males ranking 5 and 6 on the Kinsey scale (0.4)
>60 traps aboard the ship
There are way more traps than you might think.
If their Senshado team has about ~50 members, there is a chance of about 15% that one of them might be a trap.
>>144212225
I drink 4-6 cups of her a day.
>>144212326
And she's still not a cute as Katyusha
>>144212008
>24
>>144212378
>60
This is enough for that homo anon a few threads back to have his dream team that turns trap and drives a tank because they want to practice senshado
>>144211054
Exposing her neck like that. Those sexy shoulder blades. Those knots inviting me to untie them.
>>144212128
Canon implications (yes, I said canon and I said implications: I mean the pairings that Actas has recognised as "shippable", rather than fan wank; also it does NOT mean "it is a list of canon yuri pairings", some of these are just humorous one-off implications):
- Yukari x Miho (all but canon)
- Mako x Sodoko (all but canon)
- Saki x Shinobu (one-off implication)
- Carpaccio > Caesar (all but canon; inverse might or might not be a canon shipping)
- Bakaroni > Anchovy (all but canon; inverse MOST DEFINITELY canon to be not true)
- Maho > Miho (one-off implication)
- Maho x Erika (E>M all but canon; M>E just one-off implication)
- Naomi > Everyone else (continuous implications)
- Smug-chan > Everyone else (actual canon!)
- Darjeeling x Pekoe (all but canon)
- Nonna & Clara > Katyusha (actual canon!)
- Bermuda Trio > Alice (al but canon)
Total 19 girls of an extended cast of about 100. I'd say it actually matches actual percentage
>>144212378
>There are way more traps than you might think.
I *said* I was being very conservative in the calculations, Anon.
>>144212557
>Those knots inviting me to untie them.
Only Maho is allowed to do that, anon.
>>144209181
"Takabe-dono, you sure look fired up in your tank license photo"
"Isn't that what everyone normally does?"
"I specially..."
"Isn't that getting fired up in the wrong way!?"
"I was kind of shy..."
"This isn't Boko's license!"
"Your excitement of getting to ride a tank really shows..."
"This is so embarassing"
"For the time being, you 3 will go retake your photos."
>thread reached bump limit as I type this
Oh well
>>144212822
oh yukarin~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjneRenVGjc
Funny to think in two movie, this song played when the antagonist break into a fortification.
>>144212822
>"I specially..."
Isn't that supposed to be "especially..."?
>>144212378
My money is on Saori.
>>144212581
learning from Naomi, i see.
Karina a cute
>>144213033
No Colonel bogey in ost
What are they even doing
>>144213275
Karina is under appreciated.
New thread
>>144213620
>>144213069
My nip isn't perfect but I gussed the context as "I specially (prepared my outfit and flowers for the photo)"
It wasn't a typo, but I'm not sure if it's right either.
Yo, buddy, still alive?
>>144213629
Not even page 10 faggot.
>>144213629
>no discussion needing a new thread
>no TL dumping
>no /ak/ in title
Just don't
>>144213644
>mfw AC remastered never
>>144213629
Why? It'll take a while until this one falls off; besides, the thread gets comfy when it reaches image limit.
>>144213629
Bugger off.
>>144213069
Oh right
Ok yea now I see what you are saying
Sounds fair enough
>>144213760
>>mfw AC remastered never
Looks like you want to kill me.
>>144181008
Which episode is this rare momo from?
Don't look out for the twitter source.
>>144213881
Looks like the movie OVA
>>144213703
All the other /ak/ titles are shit tbqh.
The new thread is just a Saori bully thread anyway. Ignore it till we have to use it.
>>144213703
>>no discussion needing a new thread
It's been like that for 2 months now
>>144213981
We're still not the goddam One Piece thread.
e don't need this faggotry.
What's next? Starting each new thread with "GET IN HERE FAGGOTS!!!!!" ?
>>144213760
>tfw no gup styled ace combat anime
>>144213981
More of a standard. If it isn't /ak/, it's GuP, garupan or Girls and panzer which is a pain for everyone to find. Sticking to /ak/ is easier.
>>144214050
Heartbreaking isn't it?
>>144213981
>bully
Not since I *said* it was my *favorite* seal, and there are a lot of them
>>144214416
Fluffy~
>>144213910
What happens there?
>>144213633
It's the other way round actually. Saying "I didn't do anything special..." while having flowers and wearing fancy kimono in her license pic is Hana's unintentional boke/joke.
>>144214801
>Erika the veteran aryan
Pottery
