they are hot
they think they're better than us!
>>144171053
why does op make bait threads with the same pic
they are lame
They're literally only good as sex slaves. They can try to be useful in other ways, but their ultimate destiny will always be subservience to human and orc cocks.
>>144171053
Cause Emilia smells bad.
>>144171053
It's not that I hate elves, Emilia is just a stinky whore.
>it's a "Half-elves exist, are discriminated against, and look visually distinct from humans, but no one can tell who's a half-elf without being told beforehand and actual elves are nowhere to be found" series
>>144171053
ELVES LIVES MATTER
>>144171427
>>144172169
come on
don't tell me you don't want to sniff and lick her stinky half elf pussy and armpits
Elves don't even have souls.
Get off /a/, Subaru.
>>144171053
REMOVE
>>144171053
You gotta smite ALL the evil mate.
ELVES ARE XENOS
AND XENOS MUST BE PURGED!!
PURGED I SAY!!!
>>144174177
>>144171053
Because elves are either thousand year old holier-than-thou assholes, or extreme sexual deviants. They must be purged at all costs in either case.
This is why I prefer Reinhard
>>144171053
I want Emilia-tan to be my queen!
>>144171427
Where does this meme come from?
>>144171053
Goddam. Being an elffag on this site is suffering. Elves get used for shitposting threads all the time because of the reaction they cause, which makes OP happy because his thread thrives. And it just works, you fags fall for it all the time.
Then there are of course those anti-elffags, Pelinals and crusaders. How fucking stupid do you have to be to imagine a fictional race as bad as possible and make those fictional, jack-of-all trades diplomatic humans as awesome as possible, so you feel better about your own weak ego? And I'm dame sure that they never really did a close look at this race, maybe read trash like eragon or something like this and then think they know shit about elves.
Then there is this constantly masturbating board called /a/, that knows nothing about elves either. All they know is doujins and they base their whole perception on those. You know what? No anon, elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time, how often does this happen in fiction aside from pornography? Why do you bring this up in a thread that has nothing to do with pornography?
And you think you are an elffag, you waifu- and smut-poster? You are actually the worst. You know nothing about elves either and also degrade them to one-dimensional waifus and fapbait, that has no other quality aside from pleasing your cock. You degrade them way more than any rape-doujin ever could. Your image of them lost everything divine, magic and noble that they once had.
Fuck you, fuck your elves, fuck your threads, fuck your memes. They are all cancer.
> knows MC has been struggling for her so extremely he is starting to lose his mind
> abandons him because he doesn't keep a promise and keeps his struggles secret
hope subacuck comes to his senses before the end and guts her
>>144175982
is this the birth of an epic new pasta?
>tfw no half elf gf
How am i suppose to deal with these feelings
I don't see what function elves have that can't be fulfilled by humans.
>>144175982
>>144175982
Elves were never anything more than a vehicle for lazy symbolism in Tolkien's novels. For them to continue to be useful in 2016 as orc-bait is practically a miracle, and you should be grateful for it.
>>144176080
She doesn't remember most of their interactions in their first day anon, because for her that never happened.
From her perspective, he's just a creep that knew who stole her insignia, knew of Puck, knew of Elsa, and yet is a complete moron. How come he knew all that shit? He also works to exhaustion in his fucking first day, and not even one week after is already crying. "What the fuck, he was a guest, it's not like we're going to kill him or something", she probably thought.
And yet she still likes him, since he treated her like an equal at first. She simply doesn't know Subaru like he knows her.
>>144171053
They're also huge sluts who are only useful for taking the dick.
>>144175982
Saved.
>>144175982
yeah, go kiss a tree and be careful not to trample any flowers on the way!
>>144171053
I love elves though.
Emilia just happens to be garbage.
>>144176494
good job remembering nothing of the past 10 episodes
she healed him several times after he saved her life and ended up getting cut and sliced within the frame of her intact memory.
1 abdominal cut protecting her the bowel assassin
2 excessive cuts from fighting the shaman beasts that were gathering in the forest to attack the mansion
Those 2 events of his heroic deeps are increasingly preceded by him losing his marbles, indicating that he is shifting heaven and earth to be there to save her. If anything his crazy behaviour should be another indicative hint at how hard he is fighting for her and everyone else.
That should have been more than enough for her to trust him unconditionally, but no she a selfish cunt who abandons him cause of the awkward public display in the election ceremony.
She really deserves to die a gruesome death, but since mc loves her that won't be fair on him...
>>144175982
somebody screencap this pasta
>elves
http://eye.swfchan.com/flash.asp?id=189200&n=Fuck+Elves.swf
>>144171053
Not hot enough
>>144171160
They are though. Not sure about half elves, though.
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>>144180307
Those are the guys that are oppressed by purebloods.
>>144175982
Yeah buddy. Everyone knows elves are actually child-stealing mischief makers that cause beer to turn bad and fear iron. I demand accurate depictions of fictional creatures based on real life accounts.
I have never fapped to elves before. They are an ugly race.
>>144181799
You mean they're too pure, right?
Niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
necklaces of dagger-ears, get em while they're hot!mongrels are even worse
>>144180336
DID SOMEBODY SAY ELVES?
They live to long, they are sluts, they use maa-jiks, they can't be trusted, and they have knife ears.
Above all else, Emilia is stinky.
>>144182819
They aren't sluts.
>>144175982
>jack of all trades
Nigger I've seen you around before. Glad to know you were a filthy elf-fag and not to be taken seriously. Stay out of GS threads with your shit taste
>trusting elves
They are created to deliver babies for man
>>144187072
>Making half-elves
You disgust me.
>>144175982
Out of context pasta.
>>144180769
>>144180769
![[ReinForce] Lodoss-tou Senki - 01 (BDRip 1436x1080 x264 FLAC).mkv_20150910_194612.130.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S38uAAz.jpg "[ReinForce] Lodoss-tou Senki - 01 (BDRip 1436x1080 x264 FLAC).mkv_20150910_194612.130.jpg")
>>144182039
>disgusting old DVD cap
We can do so much better.
>>144191676
Hell, we can do better than a still.
Elven women are an ideal I want to hold hands with. But half elves are an insult to the purity of our race.
>>144171053
We just want them to get gangraped by orcs and give birth to even more orcs and eventually transform into one themselves.
>>144171053
they evil
make me rape
I want Dark Elves only for this
>You are just watching the TV in a rainy day, with nothing more to do
>Suddenly you hear that someone is knocking the door, it's your friendly dark elf
>You open to her and say that she couldn't get the bus and needed a place to stay so you let her be in there
>Both talk about the rain, then about videogames, and life itself, more specifically, about her life when she was only a sex slave, this time she talked more about herself
>Then you play some videogames, watch anime, she decided to read manga for you (you where the one that was always reading for her so it was time for her to pay you back), then eat and end watching TV
>You were preparing her room for her and you see her she is watching a movie that she always loved to watch, mostly because it ends with the "Happy End" thing. You sit next to her and start talking about how she likes the movie
>She then, make a pause, look at you and, without having a chance to react, she hugs you, telling you that she is happy that she is living in a better era, she is not crying but you can hear that she could break any moment
>You tell her that he is happy for her and that she, along with other people, will never experience the nightmare of her era again, but then she ask you why you never take advantage of her
>This last days she realized that, whethever she like it or not, sex is something common and she knows that you were holding back a lot
>You start to worry about her, because it's true and you really want to know that feel, but you decided to tell her that she don't need to worry, that you only want to see her happy and nothing more
>She then asked you "It's a kiss enough for you?" and you silently agreed
>You feel her lips, they are really soft and nice, and you stay like that for a long time
>You sleep with her, handling her hand and hugging her, and the last thing you hear is the TV saying "And they lived happily ever after" while you were watching her sleep, with a new bright face
>>144172217
So like Outbreak Company?
>elves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azOvRwrqz2M
What's interesting to me isn't the hate for elves but how a lot of the people who hate elves love manlets: the race (dwarves).
>>144171053
Their arrogance is obnoxious. Emilia, Myucel, and Legolas are okay though.
people on 4chan are racist in general. nothing new.
>>144175982
>elves aren't sluts, that wouldn't make any sense. No, they don't get raped by orcs all the time,
You aren't fooling me elf.
>Summoning /tg/
>>144171053
elves are pretentious tree-hugging hippies that believe they are better than everyone else simply because they live longer even though it leads to the stagnation of there culture by not adapting industrialization or metallurgy like us fine Dwarfs, sincerely a guy that should get back into dwarf fortress
>>144177605
>>144191712
>Parm dies
>Deedlit literally immediately niggers his sword
They should have left it like that.
Fucking elves.
>>144175982
t. half-elf
>>144195175
Yeah well he wasn't going to need it.
I mean, when you look at it, Parn was trying to get himself killed quite a bit.
![tumblr_inline_o7c21ttSlL1t2r02b_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OmsxV4U.jpg "tumblr_inline_o7c21ttSlL1t2r02b_1280[1].jpg")
>>144171053
>elves
weebs fictionalized yellow fever
>>144175982
Skyrim belongs to the Nords!
>>144194966
>Not summoning /tg/ at every chance possible
>>144175982
put me in the screencap
>>144196239
>>144194966
>implying /tg/ didn't start this thread
