This guy walks into the club while you and your girl are straight boolin, he walks up and takes your girl by the hand.
What do?
>>144143684
kinkshame him to death
>>144143684
>straight boolin
What does that mean in English?
>>144144532
Relaxing, having a good time without putting in too much effort, chilling something like that
>>144143684
Drop a car on his hand, or something of equivalent heavy weight.
>>144143684
Explode, probably.
>>144143684
stop time and thrown a steam roller at him, no one steals my pucci
>>144143684
Run through time and Infinite Mass Punch him before he can even step into the club
>>144143684
Take his cat
>>144143684
>Option 1: slap him and keep walking, then start running for obvious reasons
>Option 2: take his hand and start touching it, then leave with my girl as soon as possible
>Option 3: reveal his identity as the serial killer Yoshikage Kira and fuck off hoping he doesn't blow me and my girl
>>144143684
Go home because I'm him.
Kira is literally me.
LIGHT IS KIRA
Call an ambulance.
>>144143684
Get an autograph from the recently resurrected musician.
>>144143684
Stop with this cuckhold fanfic
>>144143684
Slap him on the ass
Get stuck in never ending death loop
>>144143684
Be overjoyed that David Bowie is back from the dead.
>>144143684
COME HERE
JUNGLE LOVU
>Kira get killed
Psh nothin pesonal kiddo
>>144144532
>He doesn't bool with in the bando
>>144143684
I bite the dust
>>144143684
ask him to hold mine
>>144143684
Wake up and decide to go the club with my girl..wait...why do i feel Deja Vu?
>>144143684
Tell him she suffers from chronic fingernail fungus infections.
Punch the dio out of him
>>144143684
Pick up whats left of her
>>144143684
Get as much as attention as I can and make him sperge out.
>>144143684
I would probably die of a cold
>>144143684
Ask Bowie for an autograph
>>144143684
Call up the boys and have them bring the squad car
>>144148546
>walk into a bar
>see cute hand
>decide to hold it
>this guy slaps your ass
What do?
>>144143684
Feel sad he didn't grab my hand
>>144143684
Nothing because he's literately me
