You can't sit here, go away.
FINE
Make me bitch. This is a public bench.
>>144116964
Is she a public property too?
>>144117004
Benches, wenches, what's the difference?
>>144116531
Most people would turn you down politely, the fact that she said it outright (this is depending on the basis that I've never seen her before) means that she's a keeper and you should sit down
>>144116531
From this angle it makes her look like she's hovering over the bench
>>144116531
Let me sit there or I'll be making you sit on my dick pretty soon.
>>144116531
Momma say "stupid is as does"
>>144116531
>rape her
>>144116531
Doesn't mean I can't shit here.
>>144116531
Then I'll piss all over the bench. Move aside unless you want a golden shower
You've got ten seconds to beat it before I add you to the list of NSF casualties.
>>144118860
That's terror.
>>144118860
I only need 5 seconds to beat it
>>144116531
*shifts into battle position*
![[Ohys-Raws] Akagami no Shirayukihime 2 - 11(23) (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_09.48_[2016.03.21_23.36.18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/G33A2xV.jpg "[Ohys-Raws] Akagami no Shirayukihime 2 - 11(23) (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_09.48_[2016.03.21_23.36.18].jpg")
>>144116531
Try and stop me then, bitch.
I slowly place my hand on her cheek and get as close as possible with my face. I stare into her shocked eyes and whisper "Green eyes, black hair. We're alike, want to emigrate to Israel?" Then I blow up.
>mfw when slowly putting my hand on her thigh while maintaining intense eye contact
rin a shit
>>144116531
Rapetime.
>>144116531
Yes ma'am sorry i'll be going now, please take my money as an apology
>>144116531
If I give her a banana, will she let me sit next to her.
>>144125292
That's not how you eat a banana.
>>144116531
>>144116531O-Ok, sorry
>>144116531
Atsiprašau, aš nesuprantu angliškai.
>>144116531
I don't understand, am I suppose to imagine myself saying that to her, or am I suppose to imagine her saying that to me?
