>thinking of life
>snap out of daze
>see this
what would you do//?
Rape
Panic and just headbutt her, probably.
>>144079632
Shaft self.
>>144079632
Kiss.
>>144079909
SHAFT
take out high capacity military assault rifle and deliver killing shot to head and chest.
Hug cute sister
>Thinking of life
Real exciting life you're living huh anon.
I dont like any of the monogatari girls except for Ougi.
Is there something wrong with me?
Undress her
>>144082670
Probably, since Ougi's some Freudian shite.
>>144082670
Not even cat?
>>144083822
I especially dont like cat honestly.
>>144083928
What shit taste you have.
>>144079632
Ask where best girl snail is
>>144082670
You just have good taste
>>144079632
Pinch her nose.
>>144085156
I'm glad someone else here appreciates Ougi.
And thank you for posting an ougi I dont have
Enjoy my harem life
>>144082251
correct!
>>144082220
I guess it's good that you chose a target who could survive, but you should probably find a therapist to work through your aggression issues with.
>>144082251
nice foot
>>144079632
Kiss her womb.
>>144082670
Ougi's great but only liking her is weird
You don't like Hachikuji? Ougi's an inverse Hachikuji in a lot of ways, both acting as rrragi's guides and bothhaving a complete disregard for rrragi's personal space
>>144083822
From all the good girls in this anime, why choose the worst.
spooky a cutie
>>144090207
I feel neutral towards Snail.
I find her bits with Araragi entertaining, but I'm not attached to her character and I wasnt sad when she "died"
>>144090122
Tsukihi has some nice feets
>>144090698
>>144082670
I don't follow Monogatari. Is it true that this thing is the same person as the protagonist somehow?
>>144090229
>Hanekawa
>any worse than Snek
>any worse than Redditgahara
>>144090847
I've heard from spoilers thatshe's a manifestation of Araragi's self loathing.
>>144090913
That's kind of hot.
>>144079632
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
>>144090929
Exactly
>>144090229
Snake exists. Cat is a fine middle-of-the-road choice for the boring.
>>144079632
Genuflect
Have her wrap me up with her 2cute4u hair scarf.
>>144090867
>Redditgahara
Ebin :')
Who has the better OP, bird or snake?
>>144091167
What a silly question to ask, anon.
>>144091167
Snake can't compete
>>144079632
Kiss her without warning.
>>144091167
>listened to Platinum Disco 326 times
>Renai Circulation has 76
I learned Platinum Disco on guitar so I would say it would be ok to subtract 150 from platinum disco but even then it's the top song
>Marshmallow Justice has 190
How can other imoutos even compete with the fire sisters?
I feel like at some point I missed a season.
>>144079632
Have bantz with cute imouto.
Dump crab.
Seduce Shinobu.
Bird truly is the best girl. I'm proud to have her as my waifu.
>>144091167
Snake but only if I take both renai and mousou as part of a pack (as it should be.)
>>144091776
>seduce Shinobu
She has evolved past any need or use for dick
>>144091669
>>144091753
I definitely missed a season
>>144091167
Is that even a question?
>>144092311
Koyomi
>>144092242
>falling for her bluff
I know she's pretty good at it, but you should have had enough time to see past it. She wants the D, but she's afraid to rock the boat and is just waiting things out.
If fake Tsukihi is the one in the show, where is the real Tsukihi? She's probably cold and lonely in some orphanage somewhere ;_;
>>144091167
Bird's OP is better visually, Snek's OP has the better song.
Most people choose Platinum over Renai because Platinum came after and everyone was already bored of Renai.
>>144092711
>Snek's OP has the better song.
Personally I prefer Platinum Disco as a song too though. I generally don't even consider visuals for ranking OPs even though I should.
In no particular order I prefer Orange Mint, Mathemagics, Marshmellow Justice, Staple Stable, Decent Black, Happy Bite and Last Day of my Adolescence to Renai Circulation too.
>>144092915
So you don't like mousou express?
Just a question: I never started watching monogatari, its a good idea to start with the movie? Thanks.
>>144092677
Where did you get the impression there's a "real" Tsukihi
>>144079632
Impregger her, she obviously wants my D.
>>144092981
bake first, then if you want, wait 1 year to watch the full movie or continue with the series.
>>144092981
Bardcasting order is:
>Bakemonogatari
>Nisemonogatari
>Nekomonogatari: Kuro
>Monogatari Second Season
>Hanamonogatari
>Tsukimonogatari
>Owarimonogatari (the most recently aired one)
>Kizumonogatari: Part One (not yet in American theaters; will be on 2/26) [ ]
>Koyomimonogatari
And that's how you'll fucking watch it.
Raping thoughts Intensifies
>>144083928
though i can't agree with your liking of ougi, i can agree with your hatred of cat.
Carry on.
Cat was pretty good in Kizumonogatari, but I've never been a fan of her in the anime. Is she better in writing, or is she better in Kizu?
celebrate
>>144092677
this is bait, right? no one is this stupid
>>144092677
She doesn't exist anymore. The bird replaced the being that would have become Tsukihi.
So for the purposes of pedantry, Yozuru is trying to argue for a girl that has never existed in any meaningful way but then by the same token people don't suddenly lose value because people don't recognize their existence meaning Yozuru was actually right and that for the short while that Tsukihi Araragi was being carried to term, there was actually for a short time "a real" Tsukihi Araragi who was then replaced by the Dying Bird.
How does it feel to drift to sleep with a Bird in your arms?
>>144096201
I will never know;_;
>>144096201
Soft and warm I hope.
>>144093003
The whole myth was that the Cuckoo "replaces" the original with itself and then is nurtured by mama-bird and grows up happy and healthy. It's implied either that real Tsukihi was switched from her crib at some point, or possibly switched in the womb. If she was switched in the crib, she may have been picked up by someone.
>>144097389
this fucking show holy shit
>>144097705
Tsukihi is boners.
>>144097389
I want to wash my sister.
>>144097639
did you even watch the show?
>>144098251
Skinship is very important.
>>144079632
Punch it.
Why does her hair grow so fast?
>>144101978
Full view.
>>144079632
Realistically? Punch her out of reflex. That shit is terrifying for something to just pop up in your vision.
>>144103323
gay
>>144101978
Why was this allowed?
>>144105473
why is this allowed?
Because Japan wills it, and when nobody else wills it somebody wills it.
>>144105734
her fecal matter is going through her nostrils
>>144090867
>throw "Reddit" on thing I don't like
>thus I invalidate it
:^)
>>144104725
and safe
>>144105734
They artist has really improved.
>>144079632
Did someone remember that thread where some anon blast a load in her face?
