You must now explain sex to Shirou
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What do?
>>144040531
Well, Shirou, first, get naked. Second, make your pee pee hard. Think of nude girls or whatever you like. Third, put your long hard pee pee in my girl hole. Fourth, pull out then put it back in. Fifth, repeat until you feel something about to come out. Lastly, let your pee pee squirt out white stuff in my hole and *Poof* that was sex!
>>144040737
>think of nude girls or whatever you like
I'm quite sure you meant to write swords.
>>144040531
cast the level 8 strengthening on your dick and put pOnOs into vag0s
>tainting Shirou's innocence
Why.
>>144040531
You're Excalibur, she's Avalon, go nuts
Shirou clearly knows what sex is. He's just dense to romantic attraction.
>>144040531
I'll tell him like my parents told me.
Give him a donut.
Tell him you are to insert something inside of it for a female; your tongue or finger is fine.
When the donut become wet you can get a chocolate eclair and shove it inside; don't mind if some of the stuffy inside the eclair spill over the donut hole. If the Eclair looks like it can't fit; make it fit.
Would've been better to have use a plastic wrap to stop some of that stuff inside the eclair from spilling ever, but that doesn't matter.
Continue to move the eclair in and out of the donut hole until all the stuff inside spills out; finally pull the eclair out.
You can eat the sloppy mess of the donut if you want to, but that's gay and for pussies. Clean up the mess on the floor too after you're done.
And that is sex.
>>144041304
Man I'm hungry now
>>144040531
PUT YOUR PONOS, INTO VAGOO
AND JAM IT IN!
Don't worry OP, pretty sure he already knows about it
>>144043391
more proof
>>144040531
I'll go ahead and save every body time by explaining that it's ok to suck dicks every day and when he wants just bend over and relax while he penetrates you.
There, the faggot gets what he really wants and can just move on.
>>144040531
A cat is fine too
Shirou only understands jackhammering though so it's not possible
